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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: wade on April 14, 2008, 01:44:29 AM

Title: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 01:44:29 AM
I am a voyeur, and for quite some time now (approximately six months=quite some time) I have had this one idea run through my mind, which is what I am about to share with you all.

I keep on thinking about a scenario where homeless people are given handguns and ammunition.  I would love to observe their actions once they acquire the weapon, and ammunition.     

I'm not proud of myself for wanting to watch this either, it's hard for me to explain.  I must have just given up hope on humanity (and myself) for various reasons, and now I just want to use people for my own entertainment.   which is unfortunate.

Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2008, 02:07:33 AM
What exactly do you think would happen?
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 02:18:30 AM
it depsnds on what type of person gets it.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 14, 2008, 02:23:09 AM
According to you, homeless people. All homeless people are not created equal, so we could expect a great deal of chaos.

My prediction is that it would result in a massive increase in general paranoia. A sudden jump in the chance (real or imagined) of getting randomly shot would freak people out.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2008, 02:30:00 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 02:18:30 AM
it depsnds on what type of person gets it.

Yeah, homeless, we established that.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 02:30:33 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 01:44:29 AM
I am a voyeur, and for quite some time now (approximately six months=quite some time) I have had this one idea run through my mind, which is what I am about to share with you all.

I keep on thinking about a scenario where homeless people are given handguns and ammunition.  I would love to observe their actions once they acquire the weapon, and ammunition.     

I'm not proud of myself for wanting to watch this either, it's hard for me to explain.  I must have just given up hope on humanity (and myself) for various reasons, and now I just want to use people for my own entertainment.   which is unfortunate.



With any luck at all, they'll shoot you in the face and take your stuff.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2008, 02:35:53 AM
That's what I was thinking.

Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 01:44:29 AM
I'm not proud of myself for wanting to watch this either, it's hard for me to explain.  I must have just given up hope on humanity (and myself) for various reasons, and now I just want to use people for my own entertainment.   which is unfortunate.

Unfortunate indeed.

I hate being an entertainer.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 02:39:34 AM
Besides, this is "Or Kill Me", the rant section, not "Emo Central", the "tell me all your grotty secrets" section.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 02:47:13 AM
At first I thought only giving one person a weapon would be good enough, as time passed I realized I would like to see a wide range of results.   Thus creating my imagined "Give weapons to the homeless campaign!"   :|

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  also, would I even know or care what justice is.  :argh!:


Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 02:49:58 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 02:47:13 AM
At first I thought only giving one person a weapon would be good enough, as time passed I realized I would like to see a wide range of results.   Thus creating my imagined "Give weapons to the homeless campaign!"   :|

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is.  :argh!:

Bearing in mind that many homeless people - and I am an authority on the subject - blame radio DJs, gas station attendants, etc, for putting transmitters in their heads   and putting orbital mind control lasers over them, this would lead to a whole bunch of not-as-funny-as-we'd-hoped-for shit.

Fuck you and your "justice".  There's basically no difference between you and Alberto "Anything for a Laugh" Gonzalez.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2008, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 02:47:13 AM
If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is.  :argh!:

What the goddamn fuck does this have to do with what you said in the first place?!?

I really hope you're an alt playing the stupid game, because the thought of a real person this dumb makes me cry into my 40.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 02:59:15 AM
The Good Reverend Roger

yeah, you're probably right.   Although, I wasn't hoping for "funny shit", I only wanted to watch, without hopes or expectations.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 03:03:35 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2008, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 02:47:13 AM
If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is.  :argh!:

What the goddamn fuck does this have to do with what you said in the first place?!?

I really hope you're an alt playing the stupid game, because the thought of a real person this dumb makes me cry into my 40.
i'm stupid beyond belief, what difference does it make anyways?
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 03:06:14 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 02:59:15 AM
The Good Reverend Roger

yeah, you're probably right.   Although, I wasn't hoping for "funny shit", I only wanted to watch, without hopes or expectations.

Ah.  So, basically, you're the same as the average cabbage, hooked on his war porn.

Gotcha.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 14, 2008, 03:12:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 02:49:58 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 02:47:13 AM
At first I thought only giving one person a weapon would be good enough, as time passed I realized I would like to see a wide range of results.   Thus creating my imagined "Give weapons to the homeless campaign!"   :|

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is.  :argh!:

Bearing in mind that many homeless people - and I am an authority on the subject - blame radio DJs, gas station attendants, etc, for putting transmitters in their heads   and putting orbital mind control lasers over them, this would lead to a whole bunch of not-as-funny-as-we'd-hoped-for shit.

Fuck you and your "justice".  There's basically no difference between you and Alberto "Anything for a Laugh" Gonzalez.

in truth Roger is an expert in orbital mind control rays
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 03:20:05 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 14, 2008, 03:12:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 02:49:58 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 02:47:13 AM
At first I thought only giving one person a weapon would be good enough, as time passed I realized I would like to see a wide range of results.   Thus creating my imagined "Give weapons to the homeless campaign!"   :|

If it were me, I would probably use my newly found power to create some justice.  (revenge) assuming someone did me wrong.  which opens up a can of worms. what do i define as wrong, and what can I do with a wepon that will create justice.  and, would I even know or care what justice is.  :argh!:

Bearing in mind that many homeless people - and I am an authority on the subject - blame radio DJs, gas station attendants, etc, for putting transmitters in their heads   and putting orbital mind control lasers over them, this would lead to a whole bunch of not-as-funny-as-we'd-hoped-for shit.

Fuck you and your "justice".  There's basically no difference between you and Alberto "Anything for a Laugh" Gonzalez.

in truth Roger is an expert in orbital mind control rays

Hush.  He isn't cleared for that.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 03:23:38 AM
yeah, that's it.
I remember becomming aware of this about one year ago, and here I am today, still the same old zombie.

I recall the start up to the iraq war, when the war beats were getting louder all I wanted was the war to start, just so I could watch videos like this.

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=793-execution-of-11-security-force-members

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=2449-isi-execute-and-slaughter-an-entire-compound-of-iraqi-national-guard

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=418-machine-gun-execution

I don't like it, but that's how it was.  I was 17 at the time the war started and I wanted it to start just so I could watch the videos.  pretty pathetic i know.  All I wanted was the videos, I never cared if it was right or wrong to go to war.  It was one year ago when I realized how fucked up my reasoning was, and apparantly still is.

:(

ah well, what in the goddamn fuck does this have to do with what I said in the first place?  
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 03:25:37 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 03:23:38 AM
yeah, that's it.
I remember becomming aware of this about one year ago, and here I am today, still the same old zombie.

I recall the start up to the iraq war, when the war beats were getting louder all I wanted was the war to start, just so I could watch videos like this.

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=793-execution-of-11-security-force-members

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=2449-isi-execute-and-slaughter-an-entire-compound-of-iraqi-national-guard

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=418-machine-gun-execution

I don't like it, but that's how it was.  I was 17 at the time the war started and I wanted it to start just so I could watch the videos.  pretty pathetic i know.  All I wanted was the videos, I never cared if it was right or wrong to go to war.  It was one year ago when I realized how fucked up my reasoning was, and apparantly still is.

:(

ah well, what in the goddamn fuck does this have to do with what I said in the first place?   


Dunno.  Go get your head together and try again.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 03:27:48 AM
all the kings horses, and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty back together again.

:'(
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Nast on April 14, 2008, 06:45:53 AM
Lol I guess that's why they call this forum "Random"!!!!! n_n
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 14, 2008, 07:03:44 AM
(http://gitaris.com/images/guitarists/TomMorello.jpg)
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 12:08:42 PM
Quote from: IasonOuabache on April 14, 2008, 07:03:44 AM
(http://gitaris.com/images/guitarists/TomMorello.jpg)

hehehe   fuck yeah!
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Triple Zero on April 14, 2008, 02:10:47 PM
 :|
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: AFK on April 14, 2008, 02:29:46 PM
PROTIP:  Tom Morello instantly ruins anything he is in.  This goes for bands, political movements, and definitely, definitely internet forums. 
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2008, 06:30:48 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 14, 2008, 02:29:46 PM
PROTIP:  Tom Morello instantly ruins anything he is in.  This goes for bands, political movements, and definitely, definitely internet forums. 

Hockey Teams- Check!
Music- Check!

What else do you suck at?
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: AFK on April 14, 2008, 06:47:14 PM
Being wrong. 
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 14, 2008, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 14, 2008, 06:47:14 PM
Being wrong. 

But sucking at being wrong makes you good at being right and if your right then sucking is good and if suck...
suck...
good...
wrong...
right....
being...

*explodes*
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: AFK on April 14, 2008, 06:52:12 PM
Next?
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Daruko on April 14, 2008, 08:39:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 02:39:34 AM
Besides, this is "Or Kill Me", the rant section, not "Emo Central", the "tell me all your grotty secrets" section.
Roger and his Emo.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 08:53:55 PM
why am I emo?  I dont have the stupid "emo haircut"  I sport a number zee-row buzz-cut.

everyone has emotions, but why do I get the emo label...
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Triple Zero on April 14, 2008, 09:03:24 PM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 08:53:55 PMwhy am I emo?  I dont have the stupid "emo haircut"  I sport a number zee-row buzz-cut.

everyone has emotions, but why do I get the emo label...

:emo:
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Daruko on April 14, 2008, 09:24:31 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 14, 2008, 09:03:24 PM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 08:53:55 PMwhy am I emo?  I dont have the stupid "emo haircut"  I sport a number zee-row buzz-cut.

everyone has emotions, but why do I get the emo label...

:emo:

Because on this site, EVERYONE is emo.  Everyone hates emo too.  It's one of those dualistic things.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: AFK on April 14, 2008, 09:25:30 PM
Fuck that noise, I'm ENO. 
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 14, 2008, 09:31:26 PM
hahaha. SEEN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poUoCggQZd0&feature=related
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hooplala on April 15, 2008, 03:26:41 AM
I'm Emo.
(http://www.oleswanson.com/images/emo.jpg)

Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2008, 03:50:12 AM
Quote from: daruko on April 14, 2008, 08:39:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 02:39:34 AM
Besides, this is "Or Kill Me", the rant section, not "Emo Central", the "tell me all your grotty secrets" section.
Roger and his Emo.

:lulz:

I knew you'd be back for more, dumbshit.

:lulz:
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2008, 03:50:37 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 08:53:55 PM
why am I emo?  I dont have the stupid "emo haircut"  I sport a number zee-row buzz-cut.

everyone has emotions, but why do I get the emo label...

Um.

You just broke my irony meter.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2008, 03:51:07 AM
Quote from: daruko on April 14, 2008, 09:24:31 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 14, 2008, 09:03:24 PM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 08:53:55 PMwhy am I emo?  I dont have the stupid "emo haircut"  I sport a number zee-row buzz-cut.

everyone has emotions, but why do I get the emo label...

:emo:

Because on this site, EVERYONE is emo.  Everyone hates emo too.  It's one of those dualistic things.

Sounds like a classic case of projection.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2008, 08:12:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2008, 03:51:07 AM
Quote from: daruko on April 14, 2008, 09:24:31 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 14, 2008, 09:03:24 PM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 08:53:55 PMwhy am I emo?  I dont have the stupid "emo haircut"  I sport a number zee-row buzz-cut.

everyone has emotions, but why do I get the emo label...

:emo:

Because on this site, EVERYONE is emo.  Everyone hates emo too.  It's one of those dualistic things.

Sounds like a classic case of projection.

Gotta love duality  :lulz:
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Adios on April 15, 2008, 01:05:48 PM
Parents should password protect their computers.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 15, 2008, 03:11:53 PM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on April 14, 2008, 01:44:29 AM
I must have just given up hope on humanity (and myself) for various reasons, and now I just want to use people for my own entertainment.   which is unfortunate.

This makes an emo.
Oh, how tragically hip and ironic! The pain you must be feeling!
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 15, 2008, 05:22:34 PM
HAHAHA

im usually mindfucked for a good hour about once a week.

lol (hawk)
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hooplala on April 15, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
what
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: LMNO on April 15, 2008, 05:36:45 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/saywut.jpg)
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Daruko on April 15, 2008, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 15, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
what

what
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: hooplala on April 15, 2008, 05:40:45 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 15, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
what

what
Exactly.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Triple Zero on April 15, 2008, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 15, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
what

what

why?
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Daruko on April 15, 2008, 06:03:42 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 15, 2008, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 15, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
what

what

why?

Precisely.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: LMNO on April 15, 2008, 06:07:09 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 06:03:42 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 15, 2008, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 15, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
what

what

why?

Precisely.

Who cares?
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 15, 2008, 06:20:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 15, 2008, 06:07:09 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 06:03:42 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 15, 2008, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 15, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
what

what

why?

Precisely.

Who cares?

Perhaps.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: wade on April 15, 2008, 07:33:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 15, 2008, 06:20:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 15, 2008, 06:07:09 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 06:03:42 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 15, 2008, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: daruko on April 15, 2008, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 15, 2008, 05:31:05 PM
what

what

why?

Precisely.

Who cares?

Perhaps.
Now?
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Cramulus on April 15, 2008, 07:33:55 PM
THIRD BASE
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 15, 2008, 08:09:50 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 15, 2008, 07:33:55 PM
THIRD BASE

Dude, you weren't supposed to tell everyone....
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: e on April 15, 2008, 08:35:12 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 15, 2008, 07:33:55 PM
THIRD BASE

No, that was I Don't Know.  (or was he in the outfield?)
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Jenne on April 16, 2008, 07:56:19 AM
No in the butt itt?  Too much what, not enough butt.
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 16, 2008, 08:07:28 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 16, 2008, 07:56:19 AM
No in the butt itt?  Too much what, not enough butt.

lolbutts
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2008, 08:17:09 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 16, 2008, 07:56:19 AM
Too much what, not enough butt.

:lulz:
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: AFK on April 16, 2008, 04:38:28 PM
 :|
Title: Re: National Geographic
Post by: Cain on April 17, 2008, 07:41:45 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 16, 2008, 07:56:19 AM
Too much what, not enough butt.
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