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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Jasper on April 16, 2008, 10:38:25 PM

Title: There is a snake wrapped around my heart
Post by: Jasper on April 16, 2008, 10:38:25 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/robotic_heart_surgery_snake_is.php

A robotic one.  Shit yeah.
Title: Re: There is a snake wrapped around my heart
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2008, 10:47:16 PM
WAUGH YOU SWALLOW IT AND THEN IT FINDS ITS WAY INTO YOUR ORGANS AND DOES SURGERY!!!

(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/15/heart-snake-2.jpg)
Title: Re: There is a snake wrapped around my heart
Post by: Jasper on April 16, 2008, 10:50:33 PM
What has science done.

:lulz:

For some reason, I find robotic snakes more affable than live ones.
Title: Re: There is a snake wrapped around my heart
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2008, 12:01:30 AM
Well, I guess if offered a choice between swallowing a robot snake and swallowing a live one, I'd take the robot.
Title: Re: There is a snake wrapped around my heart
Post by: Richter on April 17, 2008, 07:30:55 PM
A Big Gay Cowboy (SRSLY) once told me: "I tried rattlesnake because everyone used to tell me it tastes liek chicken.  It did.  Problem is, now chicken tastes like rattlesnake!"

Cool device, thou.  A small vesion could be great for brain surgery on areas that are usualy un -reachable (base of brainpan, etc)