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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Kurt Christ on April 19, 2008, 07:31:47 PM

Title: Golden Apples
Post by: Kurt Christ on April 19, 2008, 07:31:47 PM
I'm not sure whather to put this in OM or here, so move it if there's an issue.

I want to pull a stunt handing out Golden Apples of Discord to random people. So far, I've got this plan:
Step One: Buy a bag of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Delicious (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Delicious)
Step Two: Eat about half of them, becuase I love those fuckers.
Step Three: Write Kallisti on the remainder.
Step Four: Go to a place with a decent amount of pedestrian traffic and hand out apples to random people.

My question is, what is non-toxic, non-bad tasting, easily obtainable, and easily readable that I can use to write on the apples?
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2008, 09:19:18 PM
I can't think of anything that's edible, but a Sharpie would work. Or you could use a soldering iron to discolor the skin, which would work but they'd have to eat the apples right away or they'd go bad. Or you could use stickers.
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Kurt Christ on April 19, 2008, 09:41:11 PM
Sharpie was my fist thought, but I would prefer something edible if I can get any suggestion for it. If not, Shapie it will be.
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Nast on April 19, 2008, 09:43:44 PM
Could you pipe out the letters with cake-decorating frosting?
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 19, 2008, 10:34:24 PM
sharpie is non toxic :)

frosting would chip/peel off too easily
(although it would taste a hell of a lot better)
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Roo on April 19, 2008, 10:54:29 PM
There are also food coloring pens:
http://www.sugarcraft.com/catalog/coloring/pens.htm (http://www.sugarcraft.com/catalog/coloring/pens.htm)

Though I'm not sure I'd want to eat an apple that some random person gave me, particularly if it's got writing on it.

Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2008, 11:02:53 PM
Oooo! That could be handy! Thanks Roo.
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Richter on April 20, 2008, 03:37:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-6hKDi6wOU

PULL THE PIN
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 20, 2008, 07:26:12 AM
Quote from: Richter on April 20, 2008, 03:37:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-6hKDi6wOU

PULL THE PIN


crap.
:sad:
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Triple Zero on April 20, 2008, 01:52:30 PM
you can just take a needle or knife-point and cut the letters in the peel. the lines will turn brown within minutes, and it's perfectly edible.
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2008, 06:41:00 PM
The only drawback is that the recipient has to eat it right away or it will rot, and also the recipient won't know whether the breached skin is tainted.
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Triple Zero on April 20, 2008, 06:49:07 PM
in my experience, the rotting doesn't happen that fast, at least i've been able to keep apples with a cut skin for a week or so.

and the taintedness paranoia, yeah .. i think personally i would sooner eat an apple with a word cut in it than an apple that has something written on it [edit for clarity: with paint of a marker].

how about printing a bunch of small round stickers that say Kallisti (perhaps with a nice sacred chao design as well) and just slap those on the apples?
Title: Re: Golden Apples
Post by: Akara on April 20, 2008, 06:52:09 PM
you could also get some of that sppray on food coloring and spray the apples actually gold...