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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 09:33:00 PM

Title: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 09:33:00 PM
Disclaimer:  All "facts" contained herein came to me while on drugs.  Not only that, but I haven't studied relativity at all.  Therefore, I am not liable for any and all confusion that may occur as a result of reading this.

Why is time the 4th dimension, you ask?  Well, it's all really simple.  Imagine we live in 2-dimensional space.  A square, actually.  Imagine you are standing on the lower left vertice of this square and you then travel to the upper right.  Since time is the 3rd dimension in this model, a cube (assuming the time it takes to complete your journey is equivalent to the edge length of the square) with you traversing its diagonal is the complete space.

Now, if I didn't totally botch that entire thing (and that's a big "if"), lets pretend we have a massive object in our square .  Say it is in the center.  Everyone knows that gravity warps space-time.  But what does that mean?  In the square, that means our cube will become something else (here I wish I could speculate as to what it would look like) and all things traversing it will be affected (not only in the spatial dimensions but in the time dimension as well).

If that's not good enough motivation to study Differential Geometry, I don't know what is.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Mourning Star on April 22, 2008, 09:38:21 PM
Whatever you're on...

Overdose.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Golden Applesauce on April 22, 2008, 09:56:23 PM
How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it:

KYFMS.



(that works)
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Triple Zero on April 22, 2008, 10:09:46 PM
bootybay, you're only slightly wrong. but on the right track.

i'm slightly too lazy to suggest a better model for curved space. try to look up the "rubber sheet" analogy for yourself :)
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Daruko on April 22, 2008, 10:13:15 PM
It sounds like you wrote that while watching What the Bleep: Down the Rabbit Hole
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Triple Zero on April 22, 2008, 10:16:01 PM
i watched the first one of those.

it was .. it was ..

some parts were interesting, some parts were UNNNNNNNNNNG

the interesting parts turned out to be mostly bullshit as well, in hindsight
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 22, 2008, 10:09:46 PM
bootybay, you're only slightly wrong. but on the right track.

i'm slightly too lazy to suggest a better model for curved space. try to look up the "rubber sheet" analogy for yourself :)

All right!!  I gotta get me some more 2C-T-2 (everyone knows the best scientists were drugged up).

Quote from: daruko on April 22, 2008, 10:13:15 PM
It sounds like you wrote that while watching What the Bleep: Down the Rabbit Hole

That movie was filmed in my hometown (Portland).
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Triple Zero on April 22, 2008, 10:19:43 PM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 22, 2008, 10:09:46 PM
bootybay, you're only slightly wrong. but on the right track.

i'm slightly too lazy to suggest a better model for curved space. try to look up the "rubber sheet" analogy for yourself :)

All right!!  I gotta get me some more 2C-T-2 (everyone knows the best scientists were drugged up).

no idea what kind of drug that is, but you'll probably understand it better when sober. at the very least, you'll remember more of it.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 22, 2008, 10:21:58 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 22, 2008, 10:16:01 PM
i watched the first one of those.

it was .. it was ..

some parts were interesting, some parts were UNNNNNNNNNNG

the interesting parts turned out to be mostly bullshit as well, in hindsight

cgi hormone/wedding sequence was a lailfest

wierd bitch channeling space demons was typical newage facepalm

actually most of the rest of it was in that same boat now I think of it
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:23:24 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 22, 2008, 10:19:43 PM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:17:45 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 22, 2008, 10:09:46 PM
bootybay, you're only slightly wrong. but on the right track.

i'm slightly too lazy to suggest a better model for curved space. try to look up the "rubber sheet" analogy for yourself :)

All right!!  I gotta get me some more 2C-T-2 (everyone knows the best scientists were drugged up).

no idea what kind of drug that is, but you'll probably understand it better when sober. at the very least, you'll remember more of it.

True.  I don't actually use drugs to understand things.  I was loaded when this came to me, however (first part; not the second).  My goal in life is simply to get so good at math I can make nerds tremble in my presence.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 22, 2008, 10:24:27 PM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:23:24 PM

  My goal in life is simply to get so good at math I can make nerds tremble in my presence.


Find a good gym - worked for me
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Triple Zero on April 22, 2008, 10:24:57 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 22, 2008, 10:21:58 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 22, 2008, 10:16:01 PM
i watched the first one of those.

it was .. it was ..

some parts were interesting, some parts were UNNNNNNNNNNG

the interesting parts turned out to be mostly bullshit as well, in hindsight

cgi hormone/wedding sequence was a lailfest

wierd bitch channeling space demons was typical newage facepalm

actually most of the rest of it was in that same boat now I think of it

but it SEEMED so profound at first!!!!
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 22, 2008, 10:25:37 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 22, 2008, 10:24:27 PM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:23:24 PM

  My goal in life is simply to get so good at math I can make nerds tremble in my presence.


Find a good gym Kayaking Club, worked for me
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 22, 2008, 10:29:18 PM
Gym made them scared enough to get in the boat - Kayaking makes them drown :lulz:
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2008, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:17:45 PM


That movie was filmed in my hometown (Portland).

Oregon?
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: rong on April 23, 2008, 01:58:43 AM
my mom and dad are my relatives, therefore i am
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 23, 2008, 02:04:42 AM
Or, get taught relativity by the absurdly awesome physics teacher I had.

I was enlightened after a total of 15 hours. My mind was blown.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Nast on April 23, 2008, 03:22:18 AM
I like this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU1fixMAObI) for explaining the various dimensions. I few parts you may have to stop and think about some key points, but overall, it's very concise and well explained.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Triple Zero on April 23, 2008, 12:01:01 PM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on April 23, 2008, 03:22:18 AM
I like this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU1fixMAObI) for explaining the various dimensions. I few parts you may have to stop and think about some key points, but overall, it's very concise and well explained.

THIS VIDEO IS THE MOST COMPLETE AND UTTER CRAP EVER PRODUCED AND IT CAN PHYSICALLY HURT YOUR BRAIN

zero dimension = dot
one dimension = line

ok so far so good

two domension = two lines crossed??

okay it's a two dimensional object, but that's about as much as i can say

from there on it's better to just shut it off because it's a load of monkeycrap. this guy is talking all sorts of very interesting sounding bullshit.

the problem is, he talks about "dimension", in a way that's neither consistent with the geometric, nor the physical concept of the word.

in other words, he's talking about *something*, but something that doesn't really relate to *anything*

it also doesn't have *anything* to do with string theory.

just, just, forget you ever saw this. it's BAD. it's bad like people trying to explain magic through [what they think they know about] quantum theory.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: BootyBay on April 23, 2008, 09:04:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 23, 2008, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:17:45 PM


That movie was filmed in my hometown (Portland).

Oregon?

Yup.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: BootyBay on April 23, 2008, 09:29:27 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 23, 2008, 12:01:01 PM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on April 23, 2008, 03:22:18 AM
I like this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU1fixMAObI) for explaining the various dimensions. I few parts you may have to stop and think about some key points, but overall, it's very concise and well explained.

THIS VIDEO IS THE MOST COMPLETE AND UTTER CRAP EVER PRODUCED AND IT CAN PHYSICALLY HURT YOUR BRAIN

zero dimension = dot
one dimension = line

ok so far so good

two domension = two lines crossed??

okay it's a two dimensional object, but that's about as much as i can say

from there on it's better to just shut it off because it's a load of monkeycrap. this guy is talking all sorts of very interesting sounding bullshit.

the problem is, he talks about "dimension", in a way that's neither consistent with the geometric, nor the physical concept of the word.

in other words, he's talking about *something*, but something that doesn't really relate to *anything*

it also doesn't have *anything* to do with string theory.

just, just, forget you ever saw this. it's BAD. it's bad like people trying to explain magic through [what they think they know about] quantum theory.

I got as far as the ant before I had to shut it off.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2008, 02:06:25 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 23, 2008, 09:04:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 23, 2008, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 10:17:45 PM


That movie was filmed in my hometown (Portland).

Oregon?

Yup.

Oh. Well then, come to Tiga on May 7th so you can listen to my boyfriend DJ. I will be there drinking ginger lemon drops all night.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: BootyBay on April 24, 2008, 02:20:29 AM
I'd love to.  I'll be the nervous-looking guy drinking a coke in the back.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Mourning Star on April 24, 2008, 04:15:52 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 24, 2008, 02:20:29 AM
I'd love to.  I'll be the nervous-looking guy drinking a coke in the back.

And I'll be the 7 foot tall tranny that takes slips you a mickey and takes you home for some proper raep.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 24, 2008, 10:00:20 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on April 24, 2008, 04:15:52 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 24, 2008, 02:20:29 AM
I'd love to.  I'll be the nervous-looking guy drinking a coke in the back.

And I'll be the 7 foot tall tranny that takes slips you a mickey and takes you home for some proper raep.


mittens

Also, Tiga is so small that there is no "back", so I'll be the little plump woman accidentally sitting in your lap.
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: BootyBay on April 25, 2008, 12:38:23 AM
Who could pass up a fun-filled evening of getting raped?
Title: Re: How to pretend to understand relativity without studying it
Post by: Mourning Star on April 25, 2008, 12:58:17 AM
Quote from: BootyBay on April 25, 2008, 12:38:23 AM
Who could pass up a fun-filled evening of getting raped?

take it all