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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 11:20:51 PM

Title: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: BootyBay on April 22, 2008, 11:20:51 PM
They walk among us...

Well, not really, but they are munching on salmon stuck in a bottleneck in the Columbia River here in Oregon.  There's 100 or so of them, and apparently they're more dangerous to the survival of the salmon than dams, pollution and fishing combined.  That said, state (or is it federal?) officials are literally going to shoot the sea lions dead. 
There's a fine line between insanity and policy.

So, I'm urging all the Chris Crocker wanna-be's to get the word out.  "Leave the sea lions alone!" they'll say between fits of sobbing.

And, as if that wasn't enough, I've prepared some "motivational images."  They happen to be complete with captions..

How could anyone kill something this cute?
(http://www.tonywublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/Greetings.jpg)

Now, lets take a look at our "friend" the salmon:
(http://www.fs.fed.us/r10/tongass/districts/mendenhall/fishcam/images/coho1.jpg)

Beluichhh...

I think the facts speak for themselves...
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 22, 2008, 11:50:01 PM
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3338/sealionoy0.jpg)
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 22, 2008, 11:58:22 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 22, 2008, 11:50:01 PM
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3338/sealionoy0.jpg)

hahahhaha!
why is it that the cute animals taste better?

damn now i'm hungry. :(

Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 23, 2008, 12:03:11 AM
NOW LETS TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FRIEND THE SALMON:

(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6532/salmonteriyakigh3.jpg)
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Payne on April 23, 2008, 12:04:28 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 23, 2008, 12:03:11 AM
NOW LETS TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FRIEND THE SALMON:

(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6532/salmonteriyakigh3.jpg)

Fuck, that salmon looks tasty
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 23, 2008, 12:26:38 AM
it was :D
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Payne on April 23, 2008, 12:28:37 AM
You must give me the recipe sometime.

YOU SIMPLY MUST.
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 23, 2008, 12:31:39 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 23, 2008, 12:28:37 AMYou must give me the recipe sometime.

YOU SIMPLY MUST.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=2478.msg507152#msg507152

if you need details, poke me on IRC.
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2008, 03:11:42 AM
I wish they were letting us shoot the sea lions so we could eat them. :(

Frankly, it's a stupid gesture because it's the dams that are reducing the salmon population, but if it makes them feel better, wtf. I just think it's a waste if they don't let us eat them.

Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Nast on April 23, 2008, 03:15:38 AM
I really want to make candles out of their fat.


Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Cain on April 23, 2008, 06:56:38 AM
The seals were killing salmon in self-defence.
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 29, 2008, 12:40:49 PM
(http://scottfredrickson.com/wp-content/uploads/219_fish/fish1.jpg)

damn seals can kill THIS??!!? The seals must have had friggin' lasers attached to their friggin' heads!
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2008, 01:25:06 AM
That is not a salmon!

Also, the  sea lions we have here are like fucking mega-seals the size of cows. Giant carnivorous aquatic cows.
Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Jenne on April 30, 2008, 03:47:29 AM
The seal lions here are probably about the size of a medium-sized dog.  I shall post pic:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com:80/slideshow/15993731/detail.htmlindex.html?currentSlide=10&taf=dgo


Title: Re: Leave the sea lions alone!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2008, 07:24:34 AM
If I could only find my sea lion corpse pics...

up in the mouth of the Columbia there are usually a few corpses rotting. It's gross.

Ours get ridiculous, like up to 900 lbs.