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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Suu on April 23, 2008, 05:50:21 PM

Title: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2008, 05:50:21 PM
As I've attested in another thread, I can make grilled cheese in about any way imaginable. How do you like it cooked? What bread? What cheese? You want tomato? Etc. I can do it all. (I lived off of it in college for the most part...)

So last night, Mr. Suu got all cute in the grocery store and asked for grilled cheese. So here's last night's version:

One loaf of Sicilian bread from a local RI bakery (this is a wide loaf of Italian bread with a hard crust, basically.)
1 package of Cabot sharp white cheddar cheese
1 plum tomato
Butter alternative (we use a butter blend Country Crock style spread. Although nothing beats the flavor of real butter, the spread works better.)

Get a large frying pan and start heating it up.

Prepare grilled cheese the normal way by buttering the bread on one side, and putting the cheese and tomato in it. I used 1 and a half slices of cheddar and about 3-4 slices of the tomato per sandwich.

Place sandwich in the hot pan, make sure the buttered side of the bread is out of course.

This is the fun part, Mr. Suu likes his bread just a touch golden, and I like mine blackened, but NOT BURNT. So you need to watch the bread carefully. I usually do his first because the pan isn't as hot, and the first sandwich you do will never be dark enough by my standards.

Once you've had one side down long enough to sear, flip the sandwich with a spatula and PRESS on it while the other side sears. Flattening it is essential.

Do NOT move the sandwich around much, just hover over it and watch the steam/smoke rising to gauge the frying process. Moving it around increases air flow and slows the cooking time. Flip occasionally to check the darkness of each side. When it's to the level you desire remove it from the pan carefully to a nearby plate and cut in half. Traditional bread you cut from corner-to-corner, because it's an unspoken grilled cheese rule. However with such a large loaf as we used yesterday, you'll have to cut it it down the middle.

My observations:

Maybe a bit TOO bready. I think it drowned out the flavor of the cheese. Next time we use cheddar I'd recommend using some typical white Wonder Bread or some shit like that. Though I may try a light rye, because I <3 rye on grilled cheese. Especially with turkey or ham, and provolone.

Picture to come in a moment, we snapped one last night.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2008, 06:15:18 PM
And the pic:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/grilledcheese.jpg)

Mr. Suu's on the left, mine on the right.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Richter on April 23, 2008, 06:39:37 PM
That is some tremendous looking grilled cheese.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2008, 06:46:13 PM
:thanks:

Those are 2 sandwiches, btw. Cut in half...so you can gauge the size of the bread we used. It was almost like eating 4 sandwiches made out of normal white bread. I was VERY full.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on April 23, 2008, 08:46:44 PM
Oh man. I love grilled cheese.

I should make some soon.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2008, 08:52:37 PM
*cough* http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13779.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13779.0) *cough*
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2008, 08:58:38 PM
Mr. Suu doesn't like peppers and spicy.  :sad: I'll make your version for myself someday.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2008, 09:18:43 PM
I'm not a big fan of tomatoes myself, but I think my wife would like your recipe.  I'll have to make it for her sometime. 
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2008, 09:23:55 PM
Plum tomatoes are pretty much all I use for ANYTHING. I think the flavor is much nicer than your typical ZOMG red round tomato.

Also, I agree with you on the "NO WHITE BREAD" rule. I'm totally a bread racist. Totally.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2008, 09:26:47 PM
Yeah, it's better when you've got a bread with some texture and graininess.  White bread is okay if you're gonna make the typical Kraft Singles kindegarten-grade grilled cheese, but really even then I'd rather have a whole wheat or multi-grain bread. 
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2008, 09:30:53 PM
The only other bread I avoid is pumpernickel. Not that I don't ADORE it, but it's hard to watch the darkness of the bread. Lol. It also tends to get a bit too hard.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Richter on April 23, 2008, 09:43:42 PM
Marble rye, FTW.

Do you ever find the sandwiches get soupy w/ plum tomatoes? 
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2008, 09:45:38 PM
Not at all. You gotta pick GOOD tomatoes. Plus, using a thicker, drier bread also helps control the moisture. Again...no basic white or wheat. You want a good hearty bread.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 24, 2008, 01:56:00 AM
God those look amazing.  I am so wanting a grilled cheese now.  I have a tomato and I think a bit of ham..... mmmm 

I think I'll pass on the rum though, I has to work tomorrow!
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Jenne on April 24, 2008, 03:23:55 AM
Yum--those are lookin' tasty.  I like tomatoes on grilled cheese.  Adds a great juiciness and texture.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 24, 2008, 04:25:48 AM
anybody see Bobby Flay's throwdown last night?
it was grilled cheese.
i like it when he looses but he won.  :argh!:

i like your tea pot  :)
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 24, 2008, 08:41:48 AM
My problem with pumpernickel is that it's TOO hearty.

I could live for 5 years off of one loaf.


Being a culinary tard myself, this grilled cheese will be added to my playbook.

As will RWHN's.

Actually, I'm just going to combine both of them, since spicy + tomatoes = massive win in my mouth.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Richter on April 24, 2008, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Suu! on April 23, 2008, 09:45:38 PM
Not at all. You gotta pick GOOD tomatoes. Plus, using a thicker, drier bread also helps control the moisture. Again...no basic white or wheat. You want a good hearty bread.

That could be my problem.  Cheap white bread becomes impermeable to water when compressed.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 24, 2008, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 24, 2008, 04:25:48 AM
anybody see Bobby Flay's throwdown last night?
it was grilled cheese.
i like it when he looses but he won.  :argh!:

i like your tea pot  :)

Which one? The copper kettle or the cast iron one?  Lol. I drink about 2-6 cups of tea a day. I'm going to be fucking immortal. The cast iron one has a screen in it for loose tea. Holds about 2 cups worth but I usually put it all in one massive soup mug. That thing gets hot as hell too. I've burned myself too often by not having the handle already lifted after I pour the water in.

That reminds me Richter, I may need a tea order soon. I'm out of a lot of stuff except for green and a little red.

Also...I missed the grilled cheese throwdown? Aww...On the special I watched about Flay, he talked about how much he learns at those things, win or lose.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 24, 2008, 04:34:11 PM
the one on the left.
you know, the short, stout one  :wink:

it is cute
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on April 24, 2008, 05:03:50 PM
That would be the cast iron one.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Richter on May 05, 2008, 12:24:34 AM
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7669/0504081320na9.jpg)

Damn tasty.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on May 05, 2008, 01:01:48 AM
Tomato and cheddar?
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Richter on May 05, 2008, 01:18:15 AM
Out of tomato.
Those are Cheddar and American, with a bit of brown mustard.
Your words about the bread were truth though, GREAT sammich method. :D
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: Suu on May 05, 2008, 02:23:10 AM
Marble rye is win, regardless.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: NWC on May 05, 2008, 07:10:14 PM
Goddamn I am hungry now, nice sammich pix. My stomach is getting a hard-on.

I'll probably end up making one today, we have some nice Italian bread I think, and I know we have a shitton of cheeses.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: NWC on May 07, 2008, 12:14:17 AM
I made a grilled cheese today, except that I baked it instead of frying it. And instead of putting the cheese between two breads, I put the cheese on top of one bread. And I mashed the tomato slice up into a sauce of sorts, and threw that in the middle.


Oh wait, that was a frozen pizza.
Title: Re: Last night's grilled cheese.
Post by: AFK on May 14, 2008, 01:30:52 PM
Quote from: revidc on May 14, 2008, 05:16:26 AM
you tried irish soda bread and ghouda?

s a good combination if you grill the sucker up a bit.



No, but I certainly will be trying it this weekend.