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Title: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
1. Shit that you can't afford
2. Shit that our bar back found in the road
3. Every bullshit story you ever told
4. These nuts
5. Your face

ECH,
can't wait to see you all here
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
were abouts is your restraunt ECH
Its looking like me and my friends maybe going down to maine this summer...
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: LMNO on May 06, 2008, 05:21:50 PM
I'm trying to get Mrs LMNO to believe that driving to Castine would be a good idea.


It's a tougher argument than you might think.
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 07, 2008, 02:47:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
were abouts is your restraunt ECH
Its looking like me and my friends maybe going down to maine this summer...

it's in castine, which is on the coast about 45 minutes from bangor, or about 5 hours from Quebec City.

lemme know if you're headed this way. I can't comp your dinner (I'm not the owner, just another scumbag chef) but I will be sure to try to schedule myself for an early shift so we can go out drinking afterward.
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 07, 2008, 02:50:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 07, 2008, 02:47:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
were abouts is your restraunt ECH
Its looking like me and my friends maybe going down to maine this summer...

it's in castine, which is on the coast about 45 minutes from bangor, or about 5 hours from Quebec City.

lemme know if you're headed this way. I can't comp your dinner (I'm not the owner, just another scumbag chef) but I will be sure to try to schedule myself for an early shift so we can go out drinking afterward.

I think w'ere going to Bangor... we have to wait till summer to see our scedule
but let you know
AFTER MY MEAL

TI not THAT stupid
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 07, 2008, 02:52:52 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 06, 2008, 05:21:50 PM
I'm trying to get Mrs LMNO to believe that driving to Castine would be a good idea.


It's a tougher argument than you might think.

5 words:

Dry

Aged

Cote

de

Boeuf.

ECH,
has Jim Kinneally's personal number on speed dial
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 07, 2008, 02:54:26 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 07, 2008, 02:50:24 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 07, 2008, 02:47:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 06, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
were abouts is your restraunt ECH
Its looking like me and my friends maybe going down to maine this summer...

it's in castine, which is on the coast about 45 minutes from bangor, or about 5 hours from Quebec City.

lemme know if you're headed this way. I can't comp your dinner (I'm not the owner, just another scumbag chef) but I will be sure to try to schedule myself for an early shift so we can go out drinking afterward.

I think w'ere going to Bangor... we have to wait till summer to see our scedule
but let you know
AFTER MY MEAL

TI not THAT stupid

well if you're headed to bangor you goddamned well BETTER come down for a visit.

and anyway, I don't fuck with peoples' food, even people from the internets.

besides, I said I couldn't comp it. I didn't say that I couldn't hook it up extra fat when I see your order come back.
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 03:27:13 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
1. Shit that you can't afford

Not likely.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
2. Shit that our bar back found in the road

Bugs better be included.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
3. Every bullshit story you ever told

Not likely.  Your walk in freezer isn't that big.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
4. These nuts

PUNCHLINE COMES LAST.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
5. Your face

Does this mean I get to do the Horace Poem?

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
ECH,
can't wait to see you all here

I'll try.  Seriously.
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 07, 2008, 03:28:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 03:27:13 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
can't wait to see you all here

I'll try.  Seriously.

I'm cumming.
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2008, 05:34:16 AM
i wanna go!

that menu rooks dericious!
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: Eve on May 07, 2008, 10:31:28 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on May 07, 2008, 05:34:16 AM
i wanna go!

that menu rooks dericious!


Like, right on, Scoob!
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Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2008, 05:08:00 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 07, 2008, 10:20:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 03:27:13 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
1. Shit that you can't afford

Not likely.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
2. Shit that our bar back found in the road

Bugs better be included.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
3. Every bullshit story you ever told

Not likely.  Your walk in freezer isn't that big.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
4. These nuts

PUNCHLINE COMES LAST.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
5. Your face

Does this mean I get to do the Horace Poem?

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 06, 2008, 05:10:09 PM
ECH,
can't wait to see you all here

I'll try.  Seriously.

Heee Heee Heee!!!

dude, you'd better give me fair warning. you and your blushing bride are, of course, welcome at my house anytime, but...

I doubt the town would survive. I need time to make back-up plans in the event of our actual co-location in one physical area.
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: LMNO on May 08, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/castinehole.jpg)
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: AFK on May 08, 2008, 02:16:58 PM
Well, if any of you Spags are travelling from the south and need a pit-stop you can look me up in Auburn. 
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 08, 2008, 05:22:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, aka "Kitty" on May 08, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/castinehole.jpg)

where on earth........
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: LMNO on May 08, 2008, 05:41:15 PM
top right corner.  "Hotels in..."
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: AFK on May 08, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
(one of) the wang's of Maine. 

But I'm wondering, what is the big blue, round smudgy thing supposed to be? 
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: LMNO on May 08, 2008, 07:13:21 PM
A hole.

:WOMPshame:
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: AFK on May 08, 2008, 07:19:30 PM
Kind of looks like a big, rancid wart.  Not that I've seen a big, rancid wart, but if I did, I'd expect it to look like that. 
Title: Re: OK, so here's the menu I'm running THIS summer.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 13, 2008, 04:41:00 PM
please to note: the star on the map has nothing to do with my location in that town. Frankly, I'm not sure what it's supposed to represent since it's located at the corner of the MMA football field.

I'm right on the water at the bottom of Main St.