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Title: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Evilfluffbunny on March 10, 2004, 04:09:08 PM
Out of curiosity, are deep-fried Mars Bars just a Scottish thing or does everyone do it? I thought it was joke at first actually, imagine getting some battered chocolate along with your fish n' chips  :P
Title: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Bella on March 10, 2004, 04:10:34 PM
Never heard of it. Although, I've seen deep fried twinkies here and there. Can't imagine such a thing, although I love mars bars.
Title: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Evilfluffbunny on March 10, 2004, 04:37:31 PM
I've heard of Twinkies but not sure if you get them over here... they sound nice though  :D
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 10, 2004, 08:25:50 PM
Quote from: EvilfluffbunnyOut of curiosity, are deep-fried Mars Bars just a Scottish thing or does everyone do it?

Just about everywhere that has Mars Bars will do it but you sometimes have to go looking for a Scot with a deepfryer.
Title: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh on March 12, 2004, 06:11:53 AM
i will eat the mars bars and the scots and the deepfryers.
Title: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Evilfluffbunny on March 12, 2004, 10:07:59 AM
You can eat the Mars Bars and deep fat fryers if you want, but please don't eat me!  :(
Title: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Malaul on March 13, 2004, 10:17:19 PM
I had a "person" that ate deep friend fluffernutters


EW
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on September 24, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
bump
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Jasper on September 24, 2008, 08:02:07 AM
You're from CoG, right?

I think I'll go sign up there and bump shitty old threads.

Do you have a Facebook account?  Can we be friends?
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 01:24:10 AM
Quote from: Felix on September 24, 2008, 08:02:07 AM
You're from CoG, right?

I think I'll go sign up there and bump shitty old threads.

Do you have a Facebook account?  Can we be friends?

Sure...just look up "Suck my big cock" and you can be as friendly as you want.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 24, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
bump

Samoans don't eat mars bars.  They eat people.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 01:49:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 24, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
bump

Samoans don't eat mars bars.  They eat people.

Samoans were not cannibals.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 02:16:24 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 01:49:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 24, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
bump

Samoans don't eat mars bars.  They eat people.

Samoans were not cannibals.

http://books.google.com/books?id=BvGkCtc8kuIC&pg=PA102&lpg=PA102&dq=samoa+cannibalism&source=web&ots=3bfxKov-WV&sig=bGORaM2MGZbyWHUvz6gKDmqp4MM&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result

Owned again.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Jasper on October 02, 2008, 02:19:32 AM
Savage, I have your new avatar:

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Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:22:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 02:16:24 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 01:49:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 24, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
bump

Samoans don't eat mars bars.  They eat people.

Samoans were not cannibals.

Again habits they picked up from the Fijians where they came top learn how to correctly torture the "bokola" but they were not original cannibals.

http://books.google.com/books?id=BvGkCtc8kuIC&pg=PA102&lpg=PA102&dq=samoa+cannibalism&source=web&ots=3bfxKov-WV&sig=bGORaM2MGZbyWHUvz6gKDmqp4MM&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result

Owned again.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 02, 2008, 03:30:11 AM
no self-respecting Samoan I've ever known would ever resort to taking tips from a Fijian.

unless they wanted to learn about cross-dressing or something like that.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 02, 2008, 03:30:11 AM
no self-respecting Samoan I've ever known would ever resort to taking tips from a Fijian.

unless they wanted to learn about cross-dressing or something like that.

Funnily enough, the Samoans raise there youngest sons as females if no daughters are born. These "Fafine" are a very accepted and faggotism is also accepted by them. In Fiji faggots get beat on (I dont agree) but that is how it is.

Also the tahitian with there "raerae" FYI.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:22:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 02:16:24 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 01:49:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 24, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
bump

Samoans don't eat mars bars.  They eat people.

Samoans were not cannibals.

Again habits they picked up from the Fijians where they came top learn how to correctly torture the "bokola" but they were not original cannibals.

http://books.google.com/books?id=BvGkCtc8kuIC&pg=PA102&lpg=PA102&dq=samoa+cannibalism&source=web&ots=3bfxKov-WV&sig=bGORaM2MGZbyWHUvz6gKDmqp4MM&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result

Owned again.   :lulz:

You didn't say "original cannibals".  You said "Samoans were not cannibals."  You were wrong.  Again.

How does it feel to need a yank to explain your own regional history to you?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:36:43 AM
Funnily enough, the Samoans raise there youngest sons as females if no daughters are born. These "Fafine" are a very accepted and faggotism is also accepted by them.

See what happens when you associate with Fijiians?
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:57:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:36:43 AM
Funnily enough, the Samoans raise there youngest sons as females if no daughters are born. These "Fafine" are a very accepted and faggotism is also accepted by them.

See what happens when you associate with Fijiians?

Actually that is perculiar to the Polynesians...we are not Poly.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:59:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:22:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 02:16:24 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 01:49:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on September 24, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
bump

Samoans don't eat mars bars.  They eat people.

Samoans were not cannibals.

Again habits they picked up from the Fijians where they came top learn how to correctly torture the "bokola" but they were not original cannibals.

http://books.google.com/books?id=BvGkCtc8kuIC&pg=PA102&lpg=PA102&dq=samoa+cannibalism&source=web&ots=3bfxKov-WV&sig=bGORaM2MGZbyWHUvz6gKDmqp4MM&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result

Owned again.   :lulz:

You didn't say "original cannibals".  You said "Samoans were not cannibals."  You were wrong.  Again.

A slip, I admit it. That doesnt change what i said.

QuoteHow does it feel to need a yank to explain your own regional history to you?   :lulz:

Man most wankees dont know there own history.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:14:52 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:57:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:36:43 AM
Funnily enough, the Samoans raise there youngest sons as females if no daughters are born. These "Fafine" are a very accepted and faggotism is also accepted by them.

See what happens when you associate with Fijiians?

Actually that is perculiar to the Polynesians...we are not Poly.

Yes, you are.  Your little regional titles mean nothing to us.  It's like someone saying they're from Tennessee, not Kentucky.  Half a dozen of one, six of the other.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:15:21 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:59:48 AM

Man most wankees dont know there own history.

Sort of like...You.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 04:17:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:15:21 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:59:48 AM

Man most wankees dont know there own history.

Sort of like...You.

Actually I know alot more of my Fijian history than you probabbly do of your American.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:20:45 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 04:17:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:15:21 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:59:48 AM

Man most wankees dont know there own history.

Sort of like...You.

Actually I know alot more of my Fijian history than you probabbly do of your American.

Yeah, that's why I've owned you half a dozen times tonight, moron.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 04:26:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:14:52 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:57:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:36:43 AM
Funnily enough, the Samoans raise there youngest sons as females if no daughters are born. These "Fafine" are a very accepted and faggotism is also accepted by them.

See what happens when you associate with Fijiians?

Actually that is perculiar to the Polynesians...we are not Poly.

Yes, you are.  Your little regional titles mean nothing to us.  It's like someone saying they're from Tennessee, not Kentucky.  Half a dozen of one, six of the other.

Very different, its like saying INDIANS and CHINESE are the same because they come from the same land mass.

Its a little more than reginal, it is language, culture, physiology etc.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 04:29:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:20:45 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 04:17:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:15:21 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:59:48 AM

Man most wankees dont know there own history.

Sort of like...You.

Actually I know alot more of my Fijian history than you probabbly do of your American.

Yeah, that's why I've owned you half a dozen times tonight, moron.   :lulz:

Sure thing cock sniffer. You didnt understand me, I made myself clear you ignored it.

If it makes your very small penis getr semi hard thinking that....go ahead, its probablly the only jolly you will get tonight.

There is a reason you wankees are one whole day behind Fiji.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 02, 2008, 12:54:01 PM
:lulz:

SAVAGE is starting to get good at what he does. that last line was pretty choice.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 11:09:34 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 02, 2008, 12:54:01 PM
:lulz:

SAVAGE is starting to get good at what he does. that last line was pretty choice.

Cheers
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 03, 2008, 12:53:35 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 11:09:34 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 02, 2008, 12:54:01 PM
:lulz:

SAVAGE is starting to get good at what he does. that last line was pretty choice.

Cheers

That was not a compliment you oaf.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 03, 2008, 01:09:44 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 03, 2008, 12:53:35 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 11:09:34 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 02, 2008, 12:54:01 PM
:lulz:

SAVAGE is starting to get good at what he does. that last line was pretty choice.

Cheers

That was not a compliment you oaf.

Oh no's, howsoever shall I get on with life now :lulz:
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 03, 2008, 01:21:16 AM
Let me guess, you feed on this shit right?    :|
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 03, 2008, 01:29:01 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 03, 2008, 01:21:16 AM
Let me guess, you feed on this shit right?    :|

Nope.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2008, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 04:26:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:14:52 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:57:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:36:43 AM
Funnily enough, the Samoans raise there youngest sons as females if no daughters are born. These "Fafine" are a very accepted and faggotism is also accepted by them.

See what happens when you associate with Fijiians?

Actually that is perculiar to the Polynesians...we are not Poly.

Yes, you are.  Your little regional titles mean nothing to us.  It's like someone saying they're from Tennessee, not Kentucky.  Half a dozen of one, six of the other.

Very different, its like saying INDIANS and CHINESE are the same because they come from the same land mass.

Its a little more than reginal, it is language, culture, physiology etc.

Oh, bullshit.  Your island is what, 30 feet across?
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 03, 2008, 01:49:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2008, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 04:26:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 04:14:52 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:57:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 02, 2008, 03:50:01 AM
Quote from: SAVAGE on October 02, 2008, 03:36:43 AM
Funnily enough, the Samoans raise there youngest sons as females if no daughters are born. These "Fafine" are a very accepted and faggotism is also accepted by them.

See what happens when you associate with Fijiians?

Actually that is perculiar to the Polynesians...we are not Poly.

Yes, you are.  Your little regional titles mean nothing to us.  It's like someone saying they're from Tennessee, not Kentucky.  Half a dozen of one, six of the other.

Very different, its like saying INDIANS and CHINESE are the same because they come from the same land mass.

Its a little more than reginal, it is language, culture, physiology etc.

Oh, bullshit.  Your island is what, 30 feet across?

Sure :roll:
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Adios on October 03, 2008, 02:02:27 AM
He sure seems obsessed by the words cock and penis doesn't he?
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: SAVAGE on October 03, 2008, 02:05:25 AM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on October 03, 2008, 02:02:27 AM
He sure seems obsessed by the words cock and penis doesn't he?

only when foolowed by the words "your mouth pussy"
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2008, 02:09:53 AM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on October 03, 2008, 02:02:27 AM
He sure seems obsessed by the words cock and penis doesn't he?

That, his avatar, and his "wife" added up...Savage is as gay as Liberace's thong collection.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Von Melee on October 03, 2008, 03:01:30 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 03, 2008, 07:14:15 AM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on October 03, 2008, 02:02:27 AM
He sure seems obsessed by the words cock and penis doesn't he?
Don't forget "wank".  He just loooooves the word "wank".
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars Bars
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 04, 2008, 06:50:34 AM
O.k. now who wants some WEENERS?
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