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So is there some kind of anti-defamation/namecalling law about to be passed over there or something?
You said hungarians twice.
also italians twice
not that it really matters
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It matters!
QuoteChinese: Spawn More Overlords
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Canadians: Clean?
Trust me, there are many words that can be used to describe les rosbif or les goddams, as the French have variously called us throughout history.
I think the best one, though, is probably:
British: Silly Buggers.
Also, I would suggest changing French from "surrendermonkeys" to "Arrogant Bastards." Or, if you're feeling especially British, "Arrogant Frogeaters"
A better one for Japan would be: "Xenophobic Closet fuck-ups", as there are very few "otaku" in Japan.
"Toffee eating, rotten-toothed pissed off people with really bad food."
-Oderus, lead singer of Gwar
You're a mile off with the scots. You totally underemphasized our drunkness. I mean, reading your paltry smear one might be forgiven for assuming that a thorough testing of the population may reveal one or two not-quite paralytic toddlers in our populace and this is just blatantly untrue and an insult to our nation as a hole.
oh silly we all know your drunk right now
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2008, 12:11:44 PM
You're a mile off with the scots. You totally underemphasized our drunkness. I mean, reading your paltry smear one might be forgiven for assuming that a thorough testing of the population may reveal one or two not-quite paralytic toddlers in our populace and this is just blatantly untrue and an insult to our nation as a hole.
An Englishman insulting a Scotsman?
Nooooooooooooooo!
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Whoops, I thought that said OVERemphasized. My bad, carry on. I'm leaving the bottom part there because I already wrote it though, and fuck it.
On the other hand, this whole thing seems like a thinly veiled excuse to make racist jokes. Especially because of the "Oh but I can't come up with an insult for England lol" thing.
On the other other hand, I really think that 90% of the world only knows about Scotland because of authors like Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting, Maribou Stork Nightmares) and thus belives that its entire population is made up of heroin addict alcoholics who sell drugs and kill babies with neglect while living on the dole. (In reality I'm sure that number is much closer to, say, 85%. I mean, come on.
Be reasonable!)
However, as a final refutation in favour of Scotland:
Robert Fucking Burns.
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Is there for honest Poverty
That hings his head, an' a' that;
The coward slave-we pass him by,
We dare be poor for a' that!
For a' that, an' a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The Man's the gowd for a' that.
What though on hamely fare we dine,
Wear hoddin grey, an' a that;
Gie fools their silks, and knaves their wine;
A Man's a Man for a' that:
For a' that, and a' that,
Their tinsel show, an' a' that;
The honest man, tho' e'er sae poor,
Is king o' men for a' that.
Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord,
Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that;
Tho' hundreds worship at his word,
He's but a coof for a' that:
For a' that, an' a' that,
His ribband, star, an' a' that:
The man o' independent mind
He looks an' laughs at a' that.
A prince can mak a belted knight,
A marquis, duke, an' a' that;
But an honest man's abon his might,
Gude faith, he maunna fa' that!
For a' that, an' a' that,
Their dignities an' a' that;
The pith o' sense, an' pride o' worth,
Are higher rank than a' that.
Then let us pray that come it may,
(As come it will for a' that,)
That Sense and Worth, o'er a' the earth,
Shall bear the gree, an' a' that.
For a' that, an' a' that,
It's coming yet for a' that,
That Man to Man, the world o'er,
Shall brothers be for a' that.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 23, 2008, 02:12:21 PM
oh silly we all know your drunk right now
Tell ya joke - Scotsman walks past a bar ... :lulz: