Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: wade on May 19, 2008, 10:20:19 PM

Title: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: wade on May 19, 2008, 10:20:19 PM
Whats wrong with having a head that is too fuckign small.  It isn't my fault, and what is up with the small head comment.  Is this just a way of calling me stupid.

-for your entertainment only.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 19, 2008, 10:39:10 PM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on May 19, 2008, 10:20:19 PM

-for your entertainment only.

k

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Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: e on May 19, 2008, 10:51:28 PM
My cat's head is disproportionately small as well.  She likes chewing on things.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Faust on May 19, 2008, 11:01:26 PM
the jackson five are back together
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 19, 2008, 11:56:12 PM
Didn't we pledge this bastard a month ago?

:FFF:
Title: Size Matters
Post by: Contessa_Ugolino on May 19, 2008, 11:57:35 PM
Oh, 104. I'm sorry, there's just no easy way to tell you this:

You, sir, are fail.

You are a lumpish, milk-livered whey-face whose seed is so venomously feeble that you sire a race of microscopic leper-idiots every time you jerk off into your crusted jizz rag to pictures of your own mother. They in turn breed like crack-fueled rabbits, and shit the pure fail in which you marinate.

On those rare occasions when you manage to haul your bloated, gorbellied and toad-spotted frame up the stairs from your mother's basement (leaving a slick orange smear along the hand rail due to subsisting entirely upon nacho cheese chips and the pus from your own suppurating zits) and into the sunlight in a futile attempt to actually speak to a girl who doesn't charge $5.99 for the first minute and $2.99 for each additional minute, the local city and county governments put the emergency response system into effect, warning all the local females of every age that the bewormed night gaunt shambles forth. You thought those sirens indicated thunderstorm activity. You were wrong. Because you are fail.

You are an eater of broken meats. You exude the stink of banality and attempt to conceal it 'wit' as sharp as your average tennis ball. You are the reason otherwise devout Catholics arm themselves with wire clothes hangers. You fill a much needed gap -- with fail.

If PD were the canned fruit shelf at the grocery store, you, sir, would be the lychee nuts in heavy syrup. Your rhetorical skills cannot be seen with a scanning electron microscope, and in fact subjecting your intellect to that scrutiny causes the tungsten filament cathode to commit suicide by explosion when it attempts to perceive your fail.

Age cannot wither you, nor custom stale your infinite fail.

You bore God. Your canker flowers have canker flowers. Your father shot the fucking stork. The day of your funeral shall be declared a national holiday to be celebrated with brass bands, the burning of effigies, and the ceremonial beating of a dead horse to remind us of the cause of our rejoicing. You are so boring, sir, that people fall asleep halfway through your name.

Which, lest you forget, is Fail.

Yours in fellowship,
Me
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 20, 2008, 12:29:48 AM
That seemed easy enough.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 20, 2008, 12:35:56 AM
 :sotw:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Faust on May 20, 2008, 12:43:41 AM
 :noodledance:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on May 20, 2008, 12:46:48 AM
 :pukka:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 20, 2008, 01:21:20 AM
 :owned:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Daruko on May 20, 2008, 01:46:18 AM
 :gop:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Roo on May 20, 2008, 01:49:37 AM

(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/85/Microcephaly.gif)
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 20, 2008, 01:57:04 AM
 :ronpaul:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 20, 2008, 02:11:51 AM
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/images/060217_kiwi.jpg)

(http://www.learnz.org.nz/trips06/images/big/b-kiwi-si-brown-doc.jpg)

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5444324,00.jpg)

(http://www.goway.com/press/cancon/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kiwi.jpg)

(http://www.picturejockey.com/pblog/2005/9/images/kiwi.jpg)
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: hooplala on May 20, 2008, 03:58:03 AM
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Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: NWC on May 20, 2008, 03:58:16 AM
uhhh
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Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2008, 04:13:32 AM
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er on May 19, 2008, 10:20:19 PM
Whats wrong with having a head that is too fuckign small.  It isn't my fault, and what is up with the small head comment.  Is this just a way of calling me stupid.

-for your entertainment only.

No.

It's a way of saying your head is too fucking small.
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2008, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on May 19, 2008, 11:57:35 PM
Oh, 104. I'm sorry, there's just no easy way to tell you this:

You, sir, are fail.

You are a lumpish, milk-livered whey-face whose seed is so venomously feeble that you sire a race of microscopic leper-idiots every time you jerk off into your crusted jizz rag to pictures of your own mother. They in turn breed like crack-fueled rabbits, and shit the pure fail in which you marinate.

On those rare occasions when you manage to haul your bloated, gorbellied and toad-spotted frame up the stairs from your mother's basement (leaving a slick orange smear along the hand rail due to subsisting entirely upon nacho cheese chips and the pus from your own suppurating zits) and into the sunlight in a futile attempt to actually speak to a girl who doesn't charge $5.99 for the first minute and $2.99 for each additional minute, the local city and county governments put the emergency response system into effect, warning all the local females of every age that the bewormed night gaunt shambles forth. You thought those sirens indicated thunderstorm activity. You were wrong. Because you are fail.

You are an eater of broken meats. You exude the stink of banality and attempt to conceal it 'wit' as sharp as your average tennis ball. You are the reason otherwise devout Catholics arm themselves with wire clothes hangers. You fill a much needed gap -- with fail.

If PD were the canned fruit shelf at the grocery store, you, sir, would be the lychee nuts in heavy syrup. Your rhetorical skills cannot be seen with a scanning electron microscope, and in fact subjecting your intellect to that scrutiny causes the tungsten filament cathode to commit suicide by explosion when it attempts to perceive your fail.

Age cannot wither you, nor custom stale your infinite fail.

You bore God. Your canker flowers have canker flowers. Your father shot the fucking stork. The day of your funeral shall be declared a national holiday to be celebrated with brass bands, the burning of effigies, and the ceremonial beating of a dead horse to remind us of the cause of our rejoicing. You are so boring, sir, that people fall asleep halfway through your name.

Which, lest you forget, is Fail.

Yours in fellowship,
Me

Marry me.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2008, 04:15:10 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 20, 2008, 01:46:18 AM
:gop:

Don't laugh, bitch.  You're next.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Dysnomia on May 20, 2008, 05:16:25 AM
104:   :fuckoff:
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2008, 06:01:00 AM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on May 19, 2008, 11:57:35 PM
You are an eater of broken meats.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2008, 06:02:07 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 20, 2008, 01:46:18 AM
:gop:

:fap:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2008, 06:04:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 20, 2008, 06:02:07 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 20, 2008, 01:46:18 AM
:gop:

:fap:

That's just one of the emotes.

Daruko isn't even original.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2008, 08:20:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2008, 06:04:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 20, 2008, 06:02:07 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 20, 2008, 01:46:18 AM
:gop:

:fap:

That's just one of the emotes.

Daruko isn't even original.

:)
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Adios on May 20, 2008, 02:32:28 PM
I love spring time. My dog caught a bird. It's time to mow the lawn. I need more coffee.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2008, 03:06:48 PM
Quote from: keeper entropic on May 20, 2008, 02:11:51 AM
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(http://www.learnz.org.nz/trips06/images/big/b-kiwi-si-brown-doc.jpg)

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5444324,00.jpg)

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OMFG KIWIS!

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Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: Contessa_Ugolino on May 20, 2008, 07:14:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2008, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on May 19, 2008, 11:57:35 PM
Oh, 104. I'm sorry, there's just no easy way to tell you this:

[bitchery and snark redacted]


Marry me.

:oops:
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 07:20:56 PM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on May 19, 2008, 11:57:35 PM
Oh, 104. I'm sorry, there's just no easy way to tell you this:

You, sir, are fail.

You are a lumpish, milk-livered whey-face whose seed is so venomously feeble that you sire a race of microscopic leper-idiots every time you jerk off into your crusted jizz rag to pictures of your own mother. They in turn breed like crack-fueled rabbits, and shit the pure fail in which you marinate.

On those rare occasions when you manage to haul your bloated, gorbellied and toad-spotted frame up the stairs from your mother's basement (leaving a slick orange smear along the hand rail due to subsisting entirely upon nacho cheese chips and the pus from your own suppurating zits) and into the sunlight in a futile attempt to actually speak to a girl who doesn't charge $5.99 for the first minute and $2.99 for each additional minute, the local city and county governments put the emergency response system into effect, warning all the local females of every age that the bewormed night gaunt shambles forth. You thought those sirens indicated thunderstorm activity. You were wrong. Because you are fail.

You are an eater of broken meats. You exude the stink of banality and attempt to conceal it 'wit' as sharp as your average tennis ball. You are the reason otherwise devout Catholics arm themselves with wire clothes hangers. You fill a much needed gap -- with fail.

If PD were the canned fruit shelf at the grocery store, you, sir, would be the lychee nuts in heavy syrup. Your rhetorical skills cannot be seen with a scanning electron microscope, and in fact subjecting your intellect to that scrutiny causes the tungsten filament cathode to commit suicide by explosion when it attempts to perceive your fail.

Age cannot wither you, nor custom stale your infinite fail.

You bore God. Your canker flowers have canker flowers. Your father shot the fucking stork. The day of your funeral shall be declared a national holiday to be celebrated with brass bands, the burning of effigies, and the ceremonial beating of a dead horse to remind us of the cause of our rejoicing. You are so boring, sir, that people fall asleep halfway through your name.

Which, lest you forget, is Fail.

Yours in fellowship,
Me

:lulz:

And under 50 posts too. Sign of the n00b blight lifting? [cautiously optimistic]
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on May 20, 2008, 07:25:56 PM
Kiwis are the most delicious fruit.

Well, maybe not THE most delicious, but certainly one of them.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: AFK on May 20, 2008, 07:28:46 PM
They're a bitch to peel though. 
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: e on May 20, 2008, 07:29:14 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 20, 2008, 03:58:16 AM
(http://blog.miragestudio7.com/wp-content/uploads2/2007/07/random_lift_button_system.jpg)

I like this image because "R" is circled, presumably in confusion that it's on a button in an elevator, judging by the image name.

IT STANDS FOR ROOF, JACK-ASS CIRCLER OF JPGS.

EDIT:  Apparently it is circled because it is part of the "Random Lift Button Project", whereby a user can click on it and go to a random floor.  Er, I mean push it.  Too much computer time :(
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: NWC on May 20, 2008, 07:35:31 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 20, 2008, 07:29:14 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 20, 2008, 03:58:16 AM
(http://blog.miragestudio7.com/wp-content/uploads2/2007/07/random_lift_button_system.jpg)

I like this image because "R" is circled, presumably in confusion that it's on a button in an elevator, judging by the image name.

IT STANDS FOR ROOF, JACK-ASS CIRCLER OF JPGS.

EDIT:  Apparently it is circled because it is part of the "Random Lift Button Project", whereby a user can click on it and go to a random floor.  Er, I mean push it.  Too much computer time :(

yeah I found it on a google image search for "random"
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 20, 2008, 10:46:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on May 20, 2008, 07:28:46 PM
They're a bitch to peel though. 

this is why you just cut the top off, and spoon them empty, like you'd do with a boiled egg.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: NWC on May 20, 2008, 11:21:52 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 20, 2008, 10:46:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on May 20, 2008, 07:28:46 PM
They're a bitch to peel though. 

this is why you just cut the top off, and spoon them empty, like you'd do with a boiled egg.

fuck that, kiwi skin is delicious. eat them as you would an apple.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Triple Zero on May 20, 2008, 11:25:08 PM
ehh? the little hairs would totally itch my throat, no?
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 20, 2008, 11:49:11 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 07:20:56 PM
:lulz:

And under 50 posts too. Sign of the n00b blight lifting? [cautiously optimistic]
We've actually had quite a few good noobs lately (NWC, Dido, Contessa, etc).  They've just been overshadowed by the Wonder Twins.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Adios on May 21, 2008, 12:01:03 AM
Wonder Twins. Fucking perfect.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 21, 2008, 12:50:39 AM
(http://static.zooomr.com/images/3051616_6ce63fd5a0_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: NWC on May 21, 2008, 12:51:02 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 20, 2008, 11:49:11 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 07:20:56 PM
:lulz:

And under 50 posts too. Sign of the n00b blight lifting? [cautiously optimistic]
We've actually had quite a few good noobs lately (NWC, Dido, Contessa, etc).  They've just been overshadowed by the Wonder Twins.

8)
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 21, 2008, 01:13:30 AM
Quote from: NWC on May 21, 2008, 12:51:02 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 20, 2008, 11:49:11 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 07:20:56 PM
:lulz:

And under 50 posts too. Sign of the n00b blight lifting? [cautiously optimistic]
We've actually had quite a few good noobs lately (NWC, Dido, Contessa, etc).  They've just been overshadowed by the Wonder Twins.

8)

<Insert obligatory rotten shit from TGRR here>
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: e on May 21, 2008, 01:54:56 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on May 21, 2008, 12:50:39 AM
(http://static.zooomr.com/images/3051616_6ce63fd5a0_o.jpg)

This is now my new favourite thing.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Chairman Risus on May 21, 2008, 01:56:17 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 21, 2008, 01:54:56 AM
Quote from: keeper entropic on May 21, 2008, 12:50:39 AM
(http://static.zooomr.com/images/3051616_6ce63fd5a0_o.jpg)

This is now my new favourite thing.

I aim to please.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 21, 2008, 03:43:00 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 20, 2008, 07:29:14 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 20, 2008, 03:58:16 AM
(http://blog.miragestudio7.com/wp-content/uploads2/2007/07/random_lift_button_system.jpg)

I like this image because "R" is circled, presumably in confusion that it's on a button in an elevator, judging by the image name.

IT STANDS FOR ROOF, JACK-ASS CIRCLER OF JPGS.

EDIT:  Apparently it is circled because it is part of the "Random Lift Button Project", whereby a user can click on it and go to a random floor.  Er, I mean push it.  Too much computer time :(

Wrong answer.

It's "funny" because the chick standing next to it is Asian, and presumably cannot pronounce the letter 'R' properly.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: NWC on May 21, 2008, 04:01:41 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 21, 2008, 03:43:00 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 20, 2008, 07:29:14 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 20, 2008, 03:58:16 AM
(http://blog.miragestudio7.com/wp-content/uploads2/2007/07/random_lift_button_system.jpg)

I like this image because "R" is circled, presumably in confusion that it's on a button in an elevator, judging by the image name.

IT STANDS FOR ROOF, JACK-ASS CIRCLER OF JPGS.

EDIT:  Apparently it is circled because it is part of the "Random Lift Button Project", whereby a user can click on it and go to a random floor.  Er, I mean push it.  Too much computer time :(

Wrong answer.

It's "funny" because the chick standing next to it is Asian, and presumably cannot pronounce the letter 'R' properly.

Do not qualify the lulz, the lulz just is.
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: Cain on May 21, 2008, 07:14:48 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 20, 2008, 11:49:11 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 07:20:56 PM
:lulz:

And under 50 posts too. Sign of the n00b blight lifting? [cautiously optimistic]
We've actually had quite a few good noobs lately (NWC, Dido, Contessa, etc).  They've just been overshadowed by the Wonder Twins.

I'm pretty sure Contessa and Dido no longer count as noobs (look at the sign-up dates).
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 21, 2008, 07:31:53 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 21, 2008, 07:14:48 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 20, 2008, 11:49:11 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 07:20:56 PM
:lulz:

And under 50 posts too. Sign of the n00b blight lifting? [cautiously optimistic]
We've actually had quite a few good noobs lately (NWC, Dido, Contessa, etc).  They've just been overshadowed by the Wonder Twins.

I'm pretty sure Contessa and Dido no longer count as noobs (look at the sign-up dates).
Fine.  Replace both of those with Padre Pataphoros and mynameislion.  The point is that there are still good noobs showing.  The Wonder Twins just give all of them a bad name.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Cain on May 21, 2008, 07:40:52 AM
Point taken.  I was just pointing out they may not wish to be called n00bs.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: e on May 21, 2008, 07:47:22 AM
I still consider myself to be a relative "noob" here.

Also, I just now realised that 221 was 104.

I'm quick.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: hooplala on May 21, 2008, 03:53:48 PM
Yeah, he's trying to pass the schmuck.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Dysnomia on May 21, 2008, 08:44:33 PM
104/221= :|
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2008, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 21, 2008, 03:53:48 PM
Yeah, he's trying to pass the schmuck.

:lol:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: NWC on May 21, 2008, 08:52:02 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 21, 2008, 08:44:33 PM
104/221= :|

uhh, you might want to check your math there, I got .4705882353

which is code for "fail", IIRC
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Dysnomia on May 21, 2008, 08:57:34 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 21, 2008, 08:52:02 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 21, 2008, 08:44:33 PM
104/221= :|

uhh, you might want to check your math there, I got .4705882353

which is code for "fail", IIRC

  :lulz:
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 21, 2008, 09:21:43 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 21, 2008, 07:31:53 AM

Fine.  Replace both of those with Padre Pataphoros and mynameislion.  The point is that there are still good noobs showing.  The Wonder Twins just give all of them a bad name.


And here I was under the impression that 'the Wonder Twins' weren't the ones giving out names... good or bad. If the n00bs have a bad name... who named them?
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2008, 09:58:52 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 21, 2008, 08:52:02 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on May 21, 2008, 08:44:33 PM
104/221= :|

uhh, you might want to check your math there, I got .4705882353

which is code for "fail", IIRC
:lulz:

I tried 2+2+1 and got STFU.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Adios on May 21, 2008, 10:56:59 PM
Law of 5's n00bfucked ITT.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 21, 2008, 10:59:58 PM
104+221=325=32 5 = 23 5 = well, not much really.. laem
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Adios on May 21, 2008, 11:02:20 PM
1+0+4
2+2+1
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Daruko on May 21, 2008, 11:08:48 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 21, 2008, 10:59:58 PM
104+221=325=32 5 = 23 5 = well, not much really.. laem
funny.  earlier i did 221/104=2.125=2 1+2 5= 23 5
patterns   :)
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2008, 11:13:14 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 21, 2008, 11:08:48 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 21, 2008, 10:59:58 PM
104+221=325=32 5 = 23 5 = well, not much really.. laem
funny.  earlier i did 221/104=2.125=2 1+2 5= 23 5
patterns   :)
(http://www.exquisiteadultstore.com/shop/images/Anal%20lube%20DJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Adios on May 21, 2008, 11:15:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 21, 2008, 11:13:14 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 21, 2008, 11:08:48 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 21, 2008, 10:59:58 PM
104+221=325=32 5 = 23 5 = well, not much really.. laem
funny.  earlier i did 221/104=2.125=2 1+2 5= 23 5
patterns   :)
(http://www.exquisiteadultstore.com/shop/images/Anal%20lube%20DJ.jpg)


:lulz: and :mittens:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Dysnomia on May 21, 2008, 11:25:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 21, 2008, 11:13:14 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 21, 2008, 11:08:48 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 21, 2008, 10:59:58 PM
104+221=325=32 5 = 23 5 = well, not much really.. laem
funny.  earlier i did 221/104=2.125=2 1+2 5= 23 5
patterns   :)
(http://www.exquisiteadultstore.com/shop/images/Anal%20lube%20DJ.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 22, 2008, 12:09:00 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 21, 2008, 11:08:48 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 21, 2008, 10:59:58 PM
104+221=325=32 5 = 23 5 = well, not much really.. laem
funny.  earlier i did 221/104=2.125=2 1+2 5= 23 5
patterns   :)

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Starshark2005/Smilies/emot-downsbravo.gif)
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 22, 2008, 04:13:59 AM
Lol you did math

i had candy.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Don Fellatio on May 22, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2225/jade2ou9.jpg)
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Cramulus on May 22, 2008, 09:26:42 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Dysnomia on May 22, 2008, 09:28:00 PM
Quote from: Don Fellatio on May 22, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2225/jade2ou9.jpg)

:lulz: :mittens:
Title: Re: Size Matters
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 09:51:06 PM
Quote from: Contessa_Ugolino on May 19, 2008, 11:57:35 PM
Oh, 104. I'm sorry, there's just no easy way to tell you this:

You, sir, are fail.

You are a lumpish, milk-livered whey-face whose seed is so venomously feeble that you sire a race of microscopic leper-idiots every time you jerk off into your crusted jizz rag to pictures of your own mother. They in turn breed like crack-fueled rabbits, and shit the pure fail in which you marinate.

On those rare occasions when you manage to haul your bloated, gorbellied and toad-spotted frame up the stairs from your mother's basement (leaving a slick orange smear along the hand rail due to subsisting entirely upon nacho cheese chips and the pus from your own suppurating zits) and into the sunlight in a futile attempt to actually speak to a girl who doesn't charge $5.99 for the first minute and $2.99 for each additional minute, the local city and county governments put the emergency response system into effect, warning all the local females of every age that the bewormed night gaunt shambles forth. You thought those sirens indicated thunderstorm activity. You were wrong. Because you are fail.

You are an eater of broken meats. You exude the stink of banality and attempt to conceal it 'wit' as sharp as your average tennis ball. You are the reason otherwise devout Catholics arm themselves with wire clothes hangers. You fill a much needed gap -- with fail.

If PD were the canned fruit shelf at the grocery store, you, sir, would be the lychee nuts in heavy syrup. Your rhetorical skills cannot be seen with a scanning electron microscope, and in fact subjecting your intellect to that scrutiny causes the tungsten filament cathode to commit suicide by explosion when it attempts to perceive your fail.

Age cannot wither you, nor custom stale your infinite fail.

You bore God. Your canker flowers have canker flowers. Your father shot the fucking stork. The day of your funeral shall be declared a national holiday to be celebrated with brass bands, the burning of effigies, and the ceremonial beating of a dead horse to remind us of the cause of our rejoicing. You are so boring, sir, that people fall asleep halfway through your name.

Which, lest you forget, is Fail.

Yours in fellowship,
Me

Best Wade ownership EVER.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.

Sounds like a cockbite. How long did it take you guys to get rid of him?
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.

Sounds like a cockbite. How long did it take you guys to get rid of him?

Jesus, it seemed like forever.  About a year, I think.

He was in IRC for a lot longer.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 10:05:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.

Sounds like a cockbite. How long did it take you guys to get rid of him?

Jesus, it seemed like forever.  About a year, I think.

He was in IRC for a lot longer.

I see him in there every now and again.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:06:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:05:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.

Sounds like a cockbite. How long did it take you guys to get rid of him?

Jesus, it seemed like forever.  About a year, I think.

He was in IRC for a lot longer.

I see him in there every now and again.

Tell him "YOUR HEAD IS TOO FUCKING SMALL".
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 10:08:52 PM
:lulz: If I remember, I will.

He seems like the type who would get me all pissed off in a hurry, though.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:09:28 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:05:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.

Sounds like a cockbite. How long did it take you guys to get rid of him?

Jesus, it seemed like forever.  About a year, I think.

He was in IRC for a lot longer.

I see him in there every now and again.

He is, in fact, on "Ignore" to most everyone there, last I checked.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 10:11:44 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:09:28 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:05:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.

Sounds like a cockbite. How long did it take you guys to get rid of him?

Jesus, it seemed like forever.  About a year, I think.

He was in IRC for a lot longer.

I see him in there every now and again.

He is, in fact, on "Ignore" to most everyone there, last I checked.

I can see why. The two, three times I saw him, he was a moron.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:22:22 PM
He could hold a conversation when he wanted, it was just overridden by his desire to be a dick.  His continued shit talk to Suu and Eve made me write him off as uncessesarily ambulatory carving material.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 10:25:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:22:22 PM
He could hold a conversation when he wanted, it was just overridden by his desire to be a dick.  His continued shit talk to Suu and Eve made me write him off as uncessesarily ambulatory carving material.

"Ambulatory carving material". :lulz: Sounds painful.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:33:59 PM
I could make the most FASNCINATING doodads out of a skull. 

Like a flower bowl.  I'd give it to this married couple I know who just bought a house.  It could hang in their kitchen on tarnished silver fittings with a spider plan in it.  Not many people would catch on.  It would be like Martha Stewart Necromancy.

Hm... I wonder if I can get one from a scientific supply....
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Freeky on October 06, 2010, 10:35:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:33:59 PM
I could make the most FASNCINATING doodads out of a skull. 

Like a flower bowl.  I'd give it to this married couple I know who just bought a house.  It could hang in their kitchen on tarnished silver fittings with a spider plan in it.  Not many people would catch on.  It would be like Martha Stewart Necromancy.

Hm... I wonder if I can get one from a scientific supply....

:lulz: I would totally want one.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:38:45 PM
..and if it's not clear already: I have no intention to carve anything live.  Just having a creepy moment.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 10:47:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:06:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:05:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.

Sounds like a cockbite. How long did it take you guys to get rid of him?

Jesus, it seemed like forever.  About a year, I think.

He was in IRC for a lot longer.

I see him in there every now and again.

Tell him "YOUR HEAD IS TOO FUCKING SMALL".

Or start referring to him as "the hamster".
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: the last yatto on October 06, 2010, 10:51:37 PM
His head was too small for his ego
still think its funny as shit I told him what to put in his sig file
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 07, 2010, 01:56:26 AM
I don't get it. :?
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: the last yatto on October 07, 2010, 01:58:34 AM
:wade:
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: E.O.T. on October 07, 2010, 06:23:40 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 09:54:04 PM
:lulz: :lulz: Was wade really so bad?

Yes.  When he found out Suu was getting divorced, he spend all damn day trying to needle her about it.  He'd wait until a female on the board was having some kind of problem, then he'd try to punish her because no girl will date him.

Sounds like a cockbite. How long did it take you guys to get rid of him?

IMO

          wade was the kind of cockbite what is good. o.k, not really at all, but he was too stupid to be mean to anybody, so he just tried every angle he could to find a foothold. precious. i kind of got a thrill thinking this was really a new thread, and he was back. you need to find his online dating pics thread. it rules.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Cramulus on October 07, 2010, 04:09:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 06, 2010, 10:05:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 10:04:44 PM
Jesus, it seemed like forever.  About a year, I think.

He was in IRC for a lot longer.

I see him in there every now and again.

really? what name does he use?
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Cain on October 07, 2010, 04:59:34 PM
wade
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:33:59 PM
I could make the most FASNCINATING doodads out of a skull. 

Like a flower bowl.  I'd give it to this married couple I know who just bought a house.  It could hang in their kitchen on tarnished silver fittings with a spider plan in it.  Not many people would catch on.  It would be like Martha Stewart Necromancy.

Hm... I wonder if I can get one from a scientific supply....

Can't use wade's.  It would be too fucking small.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Sister_Gothique on October 10, 2010, 05:29:06 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 07, 2010, 06:56:38 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2010, 10:33:59 PM
I could make the most FASNCINATING doodads out of a skull. 

Like a flower bowl.  I'd give it to this married couple I know who just bought a house.  It could hang in their kitchen on tarnished silver fittings with a spider plan in it.  Not many people would catch on.  It would be like Martha Stewart Necromancy.

Hm... I wonder if I can get one from a scientific supply....

Can't use wade's.  It would be too fucking small.
Not necessarily...every skull has it's uses.  :D
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 10, 2010, 05:38:01 AM
Tea light holder.
Title: Re: Having a head that is too fucking small.
Post by: Sister_Gothique on October 10, 2010, 05:39:02 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 10, 2010, 05:38:01 AM
Tea light holder.
See! Nothing goes to waste in these parts; even wade's head has a use!