http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message554260/pg1
Okay, so time travel is theoretically possible. Given that, eventually someone will DO it.
So where are they?
Where are the ungrateful bastards? Why don't they ever visit? Have they no respect for their illustrious forefathers? Well, fuck those little turds. I'm going to pollute the fuck out of everything, and I suggest you do the same.
That'll teach the snot-nosed little ingrates.
Or kill me.
because if you fuck with shit from the past, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.
Besides, if you could travel through time, would YOU want to be here now?
Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2008, 04:55:42 AM
because if you fuck with shit from the past, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.
Besides, if you could travel through time, would YOU want to be here now?
Fuck yes.
This is the funniest decade ever.
Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2008, 04:55:42 AM
because if you fuck with shit from the present, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.
Who needs time travel?
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:08:11 AM
Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2008, 04:55:42 AM
because if you fuck with shit from the present, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.
Who needs time travel?
Me. I need time travel. And a sex change operation.
I have it all figured out. I can be my own mother, father, self, and son.
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?
Force myself to pay child support.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:34:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?
Force myself to pay child support.
:mittens:
I would use time-traveling to make out with a myself.
A friend of mine always says that that he would use it to strangle all of his other incarnations.
He hopes that he's the first 'himself' to discover it.
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?
I C WHAT U DID THAR :lulz:
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
And what would you do with this newfound definition of "Know Thyself"?
oh that is wonderful
some pretentious guy starts spouting bullshit:
"hey asshole - go know thyself"
lol did I just say something profound?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 03:23:16 AM
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message554260/pg1
Okay, so time travel is theoretically possible. Given that, eventually someone will DO it.
So where are they?
Where are the ungrateful bastards? Why don't they ever visit? Have they no respect for their illustrious forefathers? Well, fuck those little turds. I'm going to pollute the fuck out of everything, and I suggest you do the same.
That'll teach the snot-nosed little ingrates.
Or kill me.
Anthropologists from the future, dude. They're everywhere, with their schwa heads and their anal probes.
Fuck the future - It's never gonna happen :argh!:
It's a good idea to take care of the future, just in case reverse causality is true and we create our own species in the past from the future.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:13:08 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 05:08:11 AM
Who needs time travel?
Me. I need time travel. And a sex change operation.
I have it all figured out. I can be my own mother, father, self, and son.
:lulz:
Why do I hear the banjo music from Deliverence?
Quote from: Cainad on May 26, 2008, 10:46:48 PM
lol did I just say something profound?
Oh. I thought you alluded to the way the bible treats sex;
"And Abraham knew his wife Wosshername, and begot Isaac" etc etc
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Carry on.
What does this have to do with the topic?
Feel free to start your own topic.
Thanks.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2008, 05:52:03 PM
What does this have to do with the topic?
Feel free to start your own topic.
Thanks.
I thought it seemed in context with these posts, but I can repost it in a new thread if you still disagree.
Quote from: TGRROkay, so time travel is theoretically possible. Given that, eventually someone will DO it.
So where are they?
Where are the ungrateful bastards? Why don't they ever visit? Have they no respect for their illustrious forefathers?
Quote from: Roobecause if you fuck with shit from the past, you could conceivably screw yourself out of a future. Or something.
Quote from: Dr.Pataphoros,SpDIt's a good idea to take care of the future, just in case reverse causality is true and we create our own species in the past from the future.
Quote from: daruko on May 27, 2008, 05:59:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2008, 05:52:03 PM
What does this have to do with the topic?
Feel free to start your own topic.
Thanks.
I thought it seemed in context with these posts, but I can repost it in a new thread if you still disagree.
I still disagree. This thread is about hating my descendants, not the theory of time travel.
Thanks in advance for starting your own thread.
you know you ruined the joke daruko
:sad:
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/smiley-bangheadonwall.gif) shit. sorry.
:lol: they probably WOULD want to be here, just to slap the assholes that fucked up their time. TGRR - Pioneer of starting chronological wars!
ehmmm TGRR you do know you're not human right?
and any kids you have would be hybrids and most hybrids are infertile.
this proves that timetravel won't be available for 2 more generations.
Assume time travel is possible and future generations are doing it.
There are still many unknowns, such as: is time a continuous variable which only flows 1-dimensionally (and in one direction)? Or is time more flexible, allowing for alternate universes where a time traveler would be able to access one and not affect his starting universe? Is time a universal quantity (universal across the assumed many universes) or is it specific to each "reality?" Is time even dependent on direction at all or is that just our perception?
I don't really know, but I'd say that time is more complex than just a 1-dimensional object, and tends to branch off into alternate realities every now and then. Loosely speaking, there is an established concept of "imaginary time" related to this, but I'm not familiar with it (Stephan Hawking likes to babble about it now and then).
lol @ title of thread.