Welcome to our cafe,
welcome to our century
don't worry, not much effort will be needed...
we have everything already set for you.
I know you want a coffee...
and we can give you that
with realTM whip cream..
but we have "replaced" the coffee
and we have “replaced” you cafe conversations
You see we realize that actually following world events takes time and effort
and it makes your head hurt.
And you don't have the time or effort,
you know with raising little Billy and little Sally
with working your 2nd job
trying to save for that nice house you've been eying.
You know the one with rocking chair on the porch.
and you don't have to worry all our political candidates say more or less the same thing
and all you have to decide is which one “you would rather have a beer with”
or what side of the colour spectrum your going to believe in.
See, with me, my favorite colour is orange,
so that makes me blindly follow the New DemocratsTM.
You should too...
and being against NAFTA makes you radical
and one of the cool kids,
you know the ones with swanky hair,
and the Chuevara they ordered from the internet.
Now see doesn't that beat forming your own judgments.
Ok, so being ignorant makes you feel your less of a proper citizen somehow
Don't touch that dial
cause we have teevee shows with political opinions.
There's even some you can call in and express your own stupid opinions and petty complaints.
You can sit on your ass and feel informed till enslavement if you want.
It sure beats doing stuff,
or having a decent converstation now and again...
As for entertainment,
we have "democratized" it.
Now you have your choice,
sit on your couch a cast your vote with one of your cellphone phones (you know cellphones are like Pokemon, you gotta own them all)
Then later you participate in debates
Who should have one?
Who should have been voted off?
Which one had the more sweeter, homogenized voice?
Which one made you blush like a naughty school girl on prom night?
See that is much more choice then... you know exploring the richness of music for yourself, and just supporting what catches you in its grip.
So the cafe's are empty now.
Except for those who think cause they got a swanky haircut they are taking down the evils of capitalism,
or those who really think that Archuleta really should have won...
he has such dreamy eyes.
Gone is are the discussions,
gone are the real radicals,
gone is anything interesting,
gone is anything fun
But...
we have realTM whip cream....
Fucking RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Thurnez Isa Gets It.
:potd:
Your Gnosis stat increases by 1.
:mittens:
Very nice indeed.
Check your PMs Thurenz 8)
That was awesome!
Wow
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I love it!!!
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This was a lovely read.
Holy shit! Aint you usually the laid back one? :mittens:
TI brings the Fire. And the Thunder.