Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on May 29, 2008, 04:53:35 PM

Title: The dietician
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 29, 2008, 04:53:35 PM
They tried to forcefeed me complacency
I chewed off the hand that feeds
They offered must-have, lifestyle accessories
in exchange for my designer deeds
They tried to pick the flies out of my ointment
exorcise the ghost in my machine
I threw a spanner in their oh so great works
pissed a nightmare over all their dreams

They wanted payback for the things I stole from them
I never felt I had a choice
Some get born with all the business acumen
and some get lumbered with a voice
So I spoke out about the things I saw them do
and no one listened to a word
So I just took the shit I figured that I wanted
and hid among the shuffling herd

So now I feast upon the fruits of my illgotten gains
and count the blessings of my wiles
They tried to forcefeed me complacency
but I'd already stolen it with style
Title: Re: The dietician
Post by: Darth Cupcake on May 29, 2008, 09:36:47 PM
I freakin love the ending. :lol:
Title: Re: The dietician
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 31, 2008, 07:34:31 AM
hmm.
i actually like this.
Title: Re: The dietician
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 01, 2008, 08:38:02 AM
That was kind of... fantastic.