Airport Security
next person does B
bush "to easy but o well"
next is c
Connecticut.
Disney.
Electric manhole covers
French lack of hygiene.
gas prices
Greyface.
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hrosies
Jizz in the fast food :sad:
inconsistent ordering of the alphabet
killer robots
Klok Kaos (ambassador)
LMNO (for consistently screwing the order)
EDIT for the REAL answer:
Lawyers, obviously.
Liposuction scars
Quote from: fnord mote eris on June 03, 2008, 04:57:23 PM
inconsistent ordering of the alphabet
:D
i really wanted to say jizz and couldnt wait
Media
nihilism
Oriental masters.
Potpourri.
Also, pance. And poomp. And poomping of pance.
quails
reeewind
how are oriental masters, potpourri, and quails dangers of this fucked-up century?
don't just post stuff just because it starts with that letter :argh!:
Dude, have you ever been trapped in a room with frikkin potpourri? That shit is noxious. It plays with your brain. :argh!:
quail are very terriflying birds indeed! They looks so silly and harmless with their little head bobbly thingy, but :eek: they are violent when angered... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Snakes on a plane
Tofu
Umbrella statements in political, cultural, and social contexts
(Better, Cram? :p)
Vampire LARPers
werewolves
xenu
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 03, 2008, 05:19:03 PM
reeewind
how are oriental masters, potpourri, and quails dangers of this fucked-up century?
don't just post stuff just because it starts with that letter :argh!:
Dude, China fucking owns us.
yakkity sax youtube videos :argh!:
zeebarf's comics capture the dangers of modern living quite well on the Darwin Awards.
Does the game start over now? I'll begin:
All of you fuckers.
Bob Barr
Crap in a cup.
Delving too deep
elevators
furries
God fearing Christians and Godless Commies
Hotels (see that show about "what you find in hotel rooms")
ignerants " they need a wall at the border"
Jiminy Christmas Eve in a padlocked sweatbox
killer bee swarms
(post #666) :D :evil:
Looooonnng Cat!
Mormons knocking on your door.
Zappa!
Nuclear warheads
YUO TWO ARE DEVIATING FROM THE ALPHABET!
Nazi UFO invasion
Opulence
Parkour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk&feature=related
Quarters that represent each state, I mean come on now really. Since when does money need to be "Collectible", and how much did it cost to make new dies for those fucking things?
Running late for work and Racing to 7-11 to grab a taquito full of Rat feces cause it's the easiest thing to hold in your hand while you drive with a cigarette in the other and cell phone to your ear while drinking your Rock Star
story of my life.
:lulz:
shitty music
:lulz: 2 Squid. My mornings usually consist of my alarm going off, me going back to sleep, alarm going off again with 15 minutes till I have to leave, OSHITGETOUTOFBEDNAO! Change clothes at lightning speed (which when I'm half asleep is about half of normal speed), make up, shoes, brush teeth, grab coffee cup, RUN out the door, and drive like hell to work while hoping it's someone's birthday so I don't have to rely on coffee as my sole source for food until "snack time". :lulz:
teeth whitening
unsafe umbrellas
(http://sheikyerbouti.developpez.com/images/FrankZappa.jpg)
(http://thephoenix.com/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/Life/Lifestyle_Features/WarrenZevon1980.jpg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/flyingasscape.jpg)
Not my best picture.
Anyway, zApPa!
Vacationing Mid Western Families :argh!:
...aaaaaaaand ZAPPA.
A Klokwerk Kaos
Brain disease
Zamfir.
Cumshots?
Daruko
(zappa)
ZAPPA IS NOW A MEME
Great, ano(zappa)ther silly meme to (zappa[zappa]) deal with?
zappa is a duck fucker, you can tell by the stache
WHY DON'T YUO FUCKIN SPAGS GO ZAPPA YRSELVES!
\
:argh!:
You just gave me the title to the next "Spag" song. Thanks!
emos :emo:
Furries
Geraldine Ferraro
Holocaust Deniers
Illegitimate sons of convention
Jacking off to internet pr0n instead of finding a real girlfriend
Kittens
links to goatsy
Muttonchops
New Wave, oven, or anything else for that matter.
octopuses that are extra large
Door handles.
People who can't follow alphabetical order?
Queers
\
:mullet:
"Reality" tv
Spraining your prostate.
toothpicks
glorious and dangerous at the same time.
note: do not accidentally jam into gums :sad:
Quote from: Squiddy on June 06, 2008, 05:54:29 AM
toothpicks
glorious and dangerous at the same time.
note: do not accidentally jam into gums :sad:
Accidentally?
under the bed (monsters)
Vermin. As opposed to varmints, which are unmodern dangers.
oh god I hope nobody else did this already :x
Zappa.
(http://www.hinner.com/toilets/zappa_toilet.jpg)
Wire hangers.
(http://stage.agliff.org/files/images/web_no_wire_hangers.jpg)
Xylophones of DOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Yorba Linda
(and Zappa)
And Zappa.
American government intelligence
Batman.
Cat Scratch Fever.
Damn Yankees
Eccentric behavior
Exfoliation
Furries
Zappa.
Goat Cheese
ew.
Hello Kitty
Iguanas who have been injected with heroin
ignominy
Just kidding
knowledgeable knuckle-draggers
Lefty scissors
Monogamy
the Notebook :vom:
Organizational behavior
Presidential Primaries :kingmeh:
z
a
p
p
a
Oprah
duh
Pundits and their Punditry
OR
Potter, Harry.
Queen sized mattresses.
radioactive hamsters
shit sandwich
Television.
uvula - they will make you barf
Vargs.
Wax encasement
Xylocaine poisoining
Youth movements
ZZZZAAAAPPAAA!!!
Actually making the joke on time.
Black people
Coca cola milkshakes
That's not dangerous at all.
:gop:
DEATH FROM ABOVE
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/ptero9358.jpg)
Zappa.
Zappa.
electronic message boards.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/Bump.gif)
beginning with A...
Automatic Payment schemes. You know, when you keep getting billed each month for a phone application you already deleted.
B
Bus stops at 2am. Our buses don't run that late. Why are people waiting there and who are they yelling at??
C
(hot) Chai tea spilled in lap is very unhello.
D
Desk so messy bills get lost, hilarity ensues.
E
Enki posts mysterious picture
F
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
G
G-Spot: there are still fucking arguments in medical academia over whether or not it _exists_.
H is for Horrormirth
the discovery that all terrible things are actually hilarious
gallows humor
on the pre-apocalyptic stage
I is for I-Doser
Do you really think some funny sounds will get you wasted?
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 06, 2010, 12:39:03 AM
I is for I-Doser
Do you really think some funny sounds will get you wasted?
no but I totally want a Cinco I-Jammer (http://video.aol.ca/video-detail/cinco-i-jammer/902161523/?icid=VIDURV08)
If they sold it, I'd buy it.
J is for
Jesus is in your bedroom - yes, we now have ChristianSexShops . . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2010/may/04/christian-sex-toys
and don't worry girls, because Jebus knows where your G-spot is . . .
and if you pray hard enough he might tell your SO
Everything is out to Kill you. Especially your kitty kat.
L is for Libertarians
It's your fault if they kill you because you obviously didn't take enough precautions.
Muderous Clowns.
Nothing, America is great, and anyone who has a problem with any of it is a filthy terrorist.
Obama! The seekrit mooslim!!
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 06, 2010, 05:25:16 PM
Obama! The seekrit mooslim!!
P is for Principia Discordia, as in falling through the mesh, into whatever is below.
Q
Quetzalcoatl! You forgot about him, didn't you motherfucker? He's coming, and he is pissed.
Roger
He's out there somewhere. Undead. Hungry.
S is for Semen
it's in your food because you are a consumer whore
T
Is for Threadjack, because the 2000 word investigation into the human condition you just spent the entire night working on is not as important as my love of cheese.
Ukuleles.
Yes, ukuleles.
What, you don't think they are dangerous? Why don't you ask Tiny Tim. or Don Ho.
Oh, that's right, you can't, because they are FUCKING DEAD!!!
V
Velveeta cheese. Remember that sandwich your Aunt Bev made for you in 1982, and it was so fucking gross you had to toss it into a bush, then you came back a few days later and it was squirming with maggots? Yeah, well the bite and half you managed to swallow is still lodged in your colon, douchebag. Enjoy it, its been your only constant companion this entire time.
Quote from: MMIX on May 06, 2010, 01:29:15 AM
J is for
Jesus is in your bedroom - yes, we now have ChristianSexShops . . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2010/may/04/christian-sex-toys
and don't worry girls, because Jebus knows where your G-spot is . . .
and if you pray hard enough he might tell your SO
How did you post this and not reference the SECOND COMING?
W
Wanking.
Let's face it, genitals are tricksy.
X
Xenophobic Arizona Sheriffs
Zappa.
(sorry, it was a categorical imperative)
You forgot a letter Alphapance!!!!
:argh!:
The "Y" was silent.
Quote from: The Open Bar on May 06, 2010, 07:08:47 PM
Quote from: MMIX on May 06, 2010, 01:29:15 AM
J is for
Jesus is in your bedroom - yes, we now have ChristianSexShops . . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2010/may/04/christian-sex-toys
and don't worry girls, because Jebus knows where your G-spot is . . .
and if you pray hard enough he might tell your SO
How did you post this and not reference the SECOND COMING?
because that starts with "S" . . . d'oh :wink:
O
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