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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Jasper on June 04, 2008, 12:47:12 AM

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Post by: Jasper on June 04, 2008, 12:47:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPM52wi9jIM&eurl=http://www.chycho.com/

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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 04, 2008, 04:17:21 AM
I think the comment from Acelib kind of covers my thoughts:

"Do you guys see how the reporter here is kind of stenographing and being buddy-buddy with the intervewiee ? No matter what you think about the particular subject, the way this report is done is just shameful. There is no real questioning of basic assumptions of the person interviewed. Instead the reporter seems to be fully on the side of the powers that be, he just *relates* what they are saying without any fundamental questioning. No wonder the US is in such bad shape with reporting like that."

I see alllll kinds of fucked-up happening as a result of this.
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Post by: Daruko on June 04, 2008, 05:07:38 AM
jeeeez   i gotta call my congressman!  I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT NOW!!!

we gotta git that govermint
  some mor military money
so as we can save some lives!
                 /
(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg186/renataelliott/lJ%20icons/Hick.gif)
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Post by: Jasper on June 04, 2008, 08:10:00 PM
On one hand, fewer combat deaths.

Fine.

On the other hand, the perfect torture device, complete and total pain and no marks to betray the torturers. 

This is the Orwellian superweapon.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 05, 2008, 05:06:59 AM
They're going to use it against US. civilians, to "manage crowds". You know that, right? No more annoying protesters!
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Post by: Daruko on June 05, 2008, 05:46:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 05, 2008, 05:06:59 AM
They're going to use it against US. civilians, to "manage crowds". You know that, right? No more annoying protesters!

All the more reason to stick around for the (quote) FUN (unquote)... right?
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Post by: Jasper on June 05, 2008, 06:55:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 05, 2008, 05:06:59 AM
They're going to use it against US. civilians, to "manage crowds". You know that, right? No more annoying protesters!

They're going to use smaller versions in little darkened rooms where they ask you questions, too.

There has got to be a defense against this...
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Post by: LMNO on June 05, 2008, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 05, 2008, 05:06:59 AM
They're going to use it against US. civilians, to "manage crowds". You know that, right? No more annoying protesters!

PROTIP:  Don't be a part of the crowd.
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Post by: Daruko on June 05, 2008, 04:46:40 PM
My goal is to go one step further.  Don't be a US civilian.
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Post by: M.K on June 05, 2008, 04:47:29 PM
Ray guns. What the hell will they think of next?
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Post by: Jasper on June 05, 2008, 04:53:36 PM
Quote from: M.K on June 05, 2008, 04:47:29 PM
Ray guns. What the hell will they think of next?

"We've got this great idea called TOE THE FUCKING LINE, PLEB.  You'll love it"
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Post by: Jasper on June 05, 2008, 04:54:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2008, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 05, 2008, 05:06:59 AM
They're going to use it against US. civilians, to "manage crowds". You know that, right? No more annoying protesters!

PROTIP:  Don't be a part of the crowd.

Also, avoid the unmarked van and the sunglassed men who would like to have words with you.
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Post by: AFK on June 05, 2008, 05:17:11 PM
"as long as it is used properly"

That is the lynchpin right there. 
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Post by: Jasper on June 05, 2008, 05:23:19 PM
Technology is never used properly.  People will always abuse it or lose it.
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Post by: Daruko on June 05, 2008, 05:39:22 PM
Quote from: Felix on June 05, 2008, 05:23:19 PM
Technology is never exclusively used properly.  People will always abuse it or lose it.
fixxt

While people are abusing and losing it, there are many others putting it to good use.

Example:  You fine spags here.   Okay, bad example.  :|
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Post by: Jasper on June 05, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
Pedant.  I'm posturing with sweeping generalizations, get outta my way.
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Post by: Daruko on June 05, 2008, 06:09:58 PM
Quote from: Felix on June 05, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
Pedant.  I'm posturing with sweeping generalizations, get outta my way.
:lulz:
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Post by: Cramulus on June 06, 2008, 01:45:35 AM
the other day I was talking to this guy, and he was like, "People never think, should I invent this? Does the world need this? I wish humans would stop and ask that before developing new technology."

What a spag!

I mean seriously, if should was part of the invention process, we'd be taking boats across the atlantic. Fuck that noise. Give me my microwave and give me my cancer. Give me medicine and give me weapons.

this ray gun scares the carp out of me, to be sure. But I'd rather live in a world where shit like this existed because right now we're marginally closer than we were yesterday to FLYING SKATEBOARD/GUITARS.
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Post by: AFK on June 06, 2008, 01:23:58 PM
Well, a Flying Flying V would be pretty neat. 
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Post by: Cain on June 06, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: daruko on June 05, 2008, 04:46:40 PM
My goal is to go one step further.  Don't be a US civilian.

1,200 unlawful combatants held in black sites and on ship prisons all over the world may disagree that this is in fact a useful strategy.
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Post by: Daruko on June 06, 2008, 02:35:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
Quote from: daruko on June 05, 2008, 04:46:40 PM
My goal is to go one step further.  Don't be a US civilian.

1,200 unlawful combatants held in black sites and on ship prisons all over the world may disagree that this is in fact a useful strategy.

True.   But the list goes on:

Don't be a Chinese civilian.
Don't be a North Korean civilian.
Don't be an Iranian civilian.
Don't be an Iraqi civilian.
Don't be a Saudi Arabian civilian.
Don't be a Mexican civilian.
etc., etc., etc.

But where might one want to be a civilian?

I intend to move to a more desirable place, with less crime, more liberties, less military burden, more half-way-sensible primates, etc.

In comparison to the US, I think Holland would be a more desirable place to live, but I won't really know until I get there and see for myself.
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Post by: Cain on June 06, 2008, 02:53:53 PM
EU's done bugger all to stop US security forces from kidnapping people off their streets.  And Amsterdam has one of the largest airports in the world.  I wouldn't place bets on the CIA not having a few planes on standby there.
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Post by: Triple Zero on June 06, 2008, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: daruko on June 06, 2008, 02:35:40 PM
But where might one want to be a civilian?

I intend to move to a more desirable place, with less crime, more liberties, less military burden, more half-way-sensible primates, etc.

In comparison to the US, I think Holland would be a more desirable place to live, but I won't really know until I get there and see for myself.

###

Is er leven op Pluto?
Kun je dansen op de maan?
Is er een plaats tussen de sterren
waar ik heen kan gaan?

'k Heb getwijfeld over België
Omdat iedereen daar lacht
'k Heb getwijfeld over België
Want dat taaltje is zo zacht

'k stond zelfs in dubio
Maar ik nam geen enkel risico
'k heb getwijfeld over België
'k stond zelfs in dubio
Maar ik nam geen enkel risico
'k heb getwijfeld over België

België
België
België
België

:lol:

(bad online translation here: http://www.shorttext.com/49tc2d )
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Post by: Daruko on June 06, 2008, 03:59:34 PM
i think i get the jist of all of it except the belgium part.
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Post by: Jasper on June 06, 2008, 07:49:11 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 06, 2008, 01:45:35 AM
the other day I was talking to this guy, and he was like, "People never think, should I invent this? Does the world need this? I wish humans would stop and ask that before developing new technology."

What a spag!

I mean seriously, if should was part of the invention process, we'd be taking boats across the atlantic. Fuck that noise. Give me my microwave and give me my cancer. Give me medicine and give me weapons.

this ray gun scares the carp out of me, to be sure. But I'd rather live in a world where shit like this existed because right now we're marginally closer than we were yesterday to FLYING SKATEBOARD/GUITARS.

Being as my life goal is to research artificial intelligence, I'd be a dick to argue against that.

So I'm not arguing against the invention itself.  Did you know that the original developer of the technology had the beam reversed in effect to treat chronic pain?  The Pentagon pulled the rug out from under him years back when this was called Pulsed Electromagnetic Projectiles, or PEPs.  The article on it has since been taken off the net, I understand.

So I'm really not against technology that probably "Shouldn't" be developed.  I'm against the militarization of such things.
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Post by: Daruko on June 06, 2008, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Felix on June 06, 2008, 07:49:11 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 06, 2008, 01:45:35 AM
the other day I was talking to this guy, and he was like, "People never think, should I invent this? Does the world need this? I wish humans would stop and ask that before developing new technology."

What a spag!

I mean seriously, if should was part of the invention process, we'd be taking boats across the atlantic. Fuck that noise. Give me my microwave and give me my cancer. Give me medicine and give me weapons.

this ray gun scares the carp out of me, to be sure. But I'd rather live in a world where shit like this existed because right now we're marginally closer than we were yesterday to FLYING SKATEBOARD/GUITARS.

Being as my life goal is to research artificial intelligence, I'd be a dick to argue against that.

So I'm not arguing against the invention itself.  Did you know that the original developer of the technology had the beam reversed in effect to treat chronic pain?  The Pentagon pulled the rug out from under him years back when this was called Pulsed Electromagnetic Projectiles, or PEPs.  The article on it has since been taken off the net, I understand.

So I'm really not against technology that probably "Shouldn't" be developed.  I'm against the militarization of such things.

Agreed.  Also, researching artificial intelligence is one of my life goals too.   :)
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Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 11, 2008, 06:01:41 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 06, 2008, 01:45:35 AM
the other day I was talking to this guy, and he was like, "People never think, should I invent this? Does the world need this? I wish humans would stop and ask that before developing new technology."

What a spag!

I mean seriously, if should was part of the invention process, we'd be taking boats across the atlantic. Fuck that noise. Give me my microwave and give me my cancer. Give me medicine and give me weapons.

this ray gun scares the carp out of me, to be sure. But I'd rather live in a world where shit like this existed because right now we're marginally closer than we were yesterday to FLYING SKATEBOARD/GUITARS.

Seconded. No matter how much people may hope, doctrine will never, ever drive technology. At best, doctrine determines where the funding goes.

Not to sound Randian, but I also think it's stupid for Luddites to expect technologically inclined people to "just stop" because "the world doesn't need what you have to offer." Honestly, fuck that shit.
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Post by: fomenter on June 11, 2008, 06:33:13 PM
develop counter technology problem solved - fortune made
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Post by: fomenter on June 11, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
Quote from: fnord mote eris on June 11, 2008, 06:33:13 PM
develop counter technology problem solved - fortune made

recommend much tinfoil head gear as starting point . if it doesnt work at least it keeps in cooking juices for better flavor (season to taste)
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Post by: Golden Applesauce on June 12, 2008, 03:37:13 AM
It's as if someone was thinking, "Bulldogs and fire hoses are okay, but then King just took pictures of us using them on little kids and made us look like monsters.  What if we had an invisible way to hurt protesters?"
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Post by: hooplala on June 12, 2008, 03:50:36 AM
We have witnessed the future, and we will all weep together in the The Chestnut Tree Cafe.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2008, 05:06:35 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on June 12, 2008, 03:37:13 AM
It's as if someone was thinking, "Bulldogs and fire hoses are okay, but then King just took pictures of us using them on little kids and made us look like monsters.  What if we had an invisible way to hurt protesters?"

Just EXACTLY like someone was thinking that, in fact.