Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: BootyBay on June 05, 2008, 06:41:52 PM

Title: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: BootyBay on June 05, 2008, 06:41:52 PM
"The other race" isn't coming to get you. Women aren't coming to get you. "Stupid White Men" aren't coming to get you. Your parents aren't coming to get you (oops!). Class-ism isn't coming to get you. Whiney, pretentious 8th graders aren't coming to get you. God isn't coming to get you. Jesus isn't coming to get you (oops, again!). Ex-Girlfriends aren't coming to get you. Aliens aren't coming to get you. Psychiatry isn't coming to get you. The Taliban isn't coming to get you. Jews aren't coming to get you. Catholics aren't coming to get you. FOX news isn't coming to get you. The government isn't coming to get you. Al Qeada isn't coming to get you.

Someone is still coming to get you, but who?
Title: Re: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 05, 2008, 06:43:38 PM
Quote from: BootyBay on June 05, 2008, 06:41:52 PM
"The other race" isn't coming to get you. Women aren't coming to get you. "Stupid White Men" aren't coming to get you. Your parents aren't coming to get you (oops!). Class-ism isn't coming to get you. Whiney, pretentious 8th graders aren't coming to get you. God isn't coming to get you. Jesus isn't coming to get you (oops, again!). Ex-Girlfriends aren't coming to get you. Aliens aren't coming to get you. Psychiatry isn't coming to get you. The Taliban isn't coming to get you. Jews aren't coming to get you. Catholics aren't coming to get you. FOX news isn't coming to get you. The government isn't coming to get you. Al Qeada isn't coming to get you.

Someone is still coming to get you, but who?

Freddy Krugar?
Title: Re: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: BootyBay on June 05, 2008, 06:55:25 PM
Meh... close enuf.
Title: Re: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: Adios on June 05, 2008, 07:13:48 PM
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Title: Re: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 05, 2008, 07:58:30 PM
 :|

wut?
Title: Re: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: AFK on June 05, 2008, 08:04:52 PM
Paranoia's out to get you. 
Title: Re: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: Auguste on June 07, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
Quote from: BootyBay on June 05, 2008, 06:41:52 PM"Stupid White Men" aren't coming to get you.
I knew the RIAA and piracy was a crock of shit.
Title: Re: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: BootyBay on June 08, 2008, 03:40:07 AM
No, it's not piracy because I used magical quotations marks.  They instantly void things like copyright infringement.
Title: Re: Just because you're paranoid...
Post by: Dysnomia on June 10, 2008, 10:25:28 PM

you forgot ex-boyfriends