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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: AFK on June 10, 2008, 02:24:35 PM

Title: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: AFK on June 10, 2008, 02:24:35 PM
You gonna die!
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Adios on June 10, 2008, 02:37:11 PM
Many restaurants won't even purchase them right now.

Killer Ketchup, salsa, tacos, .................. Damn, it's an empty world without tomatoes.
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 10, 2008, 02:39:24 PM
I didn't realize how many we ate until this week.  We eat tomatoes every day, either sliced or in salad and such.  I want my tomatoes back!! :argh!:
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: AFK on June 10, 2008, 02:42:45 PM
They's full of killer salmons!
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: LMNO on June 10, 2008, 03:21:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 10, 2008, 02:42:45 PM
They's full of killer salmons!
ella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey.
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Richter on June 10, 2008, 03:23:02 PM
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2008, 05:05:55 PM
What's going on with tomatoes?

Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: AFK on June 10, 2008, 05:09:47 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25075424/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25075424/)
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Jenne on June 10, 2008, 05:13:51 PM
:(  My kids were very put out last night that I threw them away after chopping them and getting ready to put them in our guacamole.  They were flabbergasted I'd do so just because the NEWS said to.  :lulz:
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2008, 05:40:17 PM
"...and homegrown tomatoes are likely not the source of the outbreak, federal officials said."

They had to say this?
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: AFK on June 10, 2008, 05:45:10 PM
It's Tomato Terrorism.  Flee, flee for your lives!
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Richter on June 10, 2008, 05:55:49 PM
Insufficient data.  167 cases out of how many who ate these tainted tomatoes?  (Including me)

Edit: Fix't to prove not sick
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: AFK on June 10, 2008, 06:23:11 PM
Hmm, does salmonella poisoning cause typos?   :wink:
You might want to see a doctor. 
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Richter on June 10, 2008, 06:36:26 PM
 :argh!:

Heh :)
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: AFK on June 10, 2008, 06:54:14 PM
Umm, try again.   :D
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 10, 2008, 07:10:51 PM
I'm sure it's another one of those groundwater tainted by feedlot sort of thing.  Yay modern food production!
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 11, 2008, 04:20:06 AM
grape tomatoes are still good.
and the "on the vine" ones.

i had some.
not dead yet.









yet.
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Jenne on June 11, 2008, 04:28:17 AM
Dude, I had Roma tomatoes all fucking weekend long.  *shrug*  The only reason I threw out the tomatoes last night is because of my husband still being on his chemo.  Otherwise I'd have just figured they were as safe as they'd been since Sunday.

But we must be careful with himself's health...
Title: Re: If you don't boil your tomatoes...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2008, 05:36:31 AM
I ate a raft of tomatoes on Sunday, good thing I didn't die!