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Title: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 11, 2008, 07:43:59 PM
 :argh!:

Sammiches ruint.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Richter on June 11, 2008, 07:48:05 PM
Damn, you're right.  I won't be able to get any with lunch today :tgrr:

Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 11, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
One fucking restaurant doesn't wash their veggies and we take the hit? Fuck this!

WASH YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!!!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 11, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
It's times like this that I am glad we grow our own tomatos...

Oh yeah, that's right... I decided to be lazy and not plant a garden this year.  :cry:
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 11, 2008, 07:58:29 PM
My friend just told me that he's growing tomatoes, cukes, and peppers, so I should have some soon.  :fap:
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: AFK on June 11, 2008, 08:03:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 11, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
One fucking restaurant doesn't wash their veggies and we take the hit? Fuck this!

WASH YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!!!

No, it's because the Food and Drug Administration doesn't actually have any power to Administer Food.  Stupidest name ever for an agency. 
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 11, 2008, 08:10:08 PM
It's probably like the spinach thing, where the water inside the actual plant was tainted, thus washing does shit-all.  You should bitch about tainted groundwater (probably from feedlots or meatpacking plants) instead.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 11, 2008, 08:16:21 PM
I did that enough in Providence when I got e. coli from the tap.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Richter on June 11, 2008, 09:10:53 PM
Ok, Al Capone's, the hole in the wall Italian joint, DID have tomatoes.   :D
I told them they were very sensible, not to toss their veggies jsut to play up to the panic.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 11, 2008, 09:15:07 PM
I'm pretty sure cooking kills salmonella.   :|
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 11, 2008, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 11, 2008, 09:15:07 PM
I'm pretty sure cooking kills salmonella.   :|

Last I checked it did.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 11, 2008, 09:37:29 PM
That reminds me...Italian food.  Mmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on June 11, 2008, 10:23:15 PM
My issue is you have to find a fucking tomato to buy before you acan cook the sucker.  They have cleared the shelves at every grocery in town.

WTF?

:argh!:
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 11, 2008, 10:33:41 PM
They don't want to get sued for selling tainted food.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: greyseraph on June 11, 2008, 11:51:40 PM
Thank god I was stockpiling enough canned tomatoes to make it through nuclear winter! Now to make some ketchup and sell it for $10 a bottle while the tomato prohibition is still in affect.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
My tomato plants better get their little tomato asses in gear.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 12, 2008, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
My tomato plants better get their little tomato asses in gear.


You Insensitive Bitch, I can't help it if I have ASS Tomatoes!
                                        \
(http://www.rooshv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/gigantic-ass.jpg)
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Richter on June 12, 2008, 12:35:45 AM
Yon Lady shrubbery hath back.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2008, 01:27:23 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 12, 2008, 12:26:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
My tomato plants better get their little tomato asses in gear.


You Insensitive Bitch, I can't help it if I have ASS Tomatoes!
                                        \
(http://www.rooshv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/gigantic-ass.jpg)

I can't help it, I'm genetically predisposed to be insensitive!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 12, 2008, 01:51:54 AM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 11, 2008, 08:03:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 11, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
One fucking restaurant doesn't wash their veggies and we take the hit? Fuck this!

WASH YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!!!

No, it's because the Food and Drug Administration doesn't actually have any power to Administer Food.  Stupidest name ever for an agency. 

That's it! We need food admins!

Ban salmonella plz, he's a troll!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Payne on June 12, 2008, 08:58:42 AM
E.Coli BANNED! FOR DEATH THREATS!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Dysnomia on June 13, 2008, 06:13:33 AM
did someone shit in the tomato fields again...?   :argh!:  At least we have tomato paste around the house so I can still make a decent sauce, should I feel like it. 
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 13, 2008, 04:20:31 PM
It's salmonella, not e. coli, and apparently 6 more states just reported illnesses yesterday.  :x

None of them New England, because we grow our own fucking produce and don't rely on that West Coast pesticide encrusted crap.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Jenne on June 13, 2008, 05:09:44 PM
You mean Mexican pesticidal crap.

Luckily though, in CA, you can go to a local farmer's market and still find them, where they've been grown organically, etc. etc.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 13, 2008, 06:29:26 PM
Mmmmm, yummy tomatoes for lunch!! They're delicious!!!

:p
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mangrove on June 13, 2008, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2008, 12:21:12 AM
My tomato plants better get their little tomato asses in gear.

Likewise.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Adios on June 13, 2008, 07:12:35 PM
TERRAISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY'S IN OUR FOOD!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Daruko on June 13, 2008, 08:19:18 PM
i didn't know what the hell you guys were talking about until i just went to arby's for lunch and found out i couldn't have any tomatoes.  :evilmad:  i do not hesitate to say here that i will kill a motherfucker.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Dysnomia on June 13, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 13, 2008, 05:09:44 PM
You mean Mexican pesticidal crap.

Luckily though, in CA, you can go to a local farmer's market and still find them, where they've been grown organically, etc. etc.

yup, you can...because the farmers here don't use the fields as bathrooms...
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 13, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
Plz to maintain the distinction between e. coli and salmonella :argh!:

Unless poomp contains salmon as well?
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 13, 2008, 09:18:57 PM
I was able to get tomatoes on a sandwich today from Subway because they get them from local growers. Woo!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Jenne on June 13, 2008, 09:24:07 PM
I'm tellin' ya, a smart small-time farmer could rake it in HUGE on this mess!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: rong on June 13, 2008, 09:25:15 PM
reminds me of the great tomato war
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Jenne on June 13, 2008, 09:27:16 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 13, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
Plz to maintain the distinction between e. coli and salmonella :argh!:

Unless poomp contains salmon as well?

It sure does:  http://www.cdc.gov/nczved/dfbmd/disease_listing/salmonellosis_gi.html

Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 13, 2008, 09:29:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 13, 2008, 09:27:16 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 13, 2008, 08:24:52 PM
Plz to maintain the distinction between e. coli and salmonella :argh!:

Unless poomp contains salmon as well?

It sure does:  http://www.cdc.gov/nczved/dfbmd/disease_listing/salmonellosis_gi.html



Shutting up now.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 13, 2008, 09:34:27 PM
Our local farmers are banking off of this right now. The Farmer's Market downtown sold out of tomatoes in minutes from what I heard.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 13, 2008, 09:36:49 PM
I'm telling you, the source is going to be a nearby chicken farm, not just somebody shitting in fields.  It's too widespread for that.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 14, 2008, 05:49:54 PM
We don't seem to be having any tomato issues on this coast.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 14, 2008, 09:37:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2008, 05:49:54 PM
We don't seem to be having any tomato issues on this coast.

That's because you spags shipped all your poopy tomatoes to this godforsaken island.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 14, 2008, 11:43:53 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 13, 2008, 09:36:49 PM
I'm telling you, the source is going to be a nearby chicken farm, not just somebody shitting in fields.  It's too widespread for that.

KILL THE CHICKENS! KILL THEM ALL!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 14, 2008, 11:54:38 PM
We are heartless, defecating bastards.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: rong on June 15, 2008, 07:00:01 PM
"technically, sir, tomatoes are fags"
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Jenne on June 15, 2008, 10:45:52 PM
All there were today were tomawts on da vine and cherry/grape tomatoes...no romas, no beefsteak...no "regoolair"...
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: AFK on June 16, 2008, 07:54:21 PM
They had all kinds of tomatoes at my grocery store.  I guess Maine dodged the Killer Salmon Tomatoe Bullet.  Or something like that. 
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Payne on June 16, 2008, 08:20:01 PM
Please to note: I wasn't saying anything specific about the tomatoes being contaminated with E.Coli, only making a blanket statement about things being banned.

I was aware it was Salmonella.

That is all.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: LMNO on June 18, 2008, 04:44:49 PM
I joined a farmer's co-op.  I now will get a crate of vegetables every week for about $5 total.


I will now mock you each Monday with my bountiful harvest.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 18, 2008, 04:54:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 18, 2008, 04:44:49 PM
I joined a farmer's co-op.  I now will get a crate of vegetables every week for about $5 total.


I will now mock you each Monday with my bountiful harvest.

Whoa whoa whoa.

Details? Everything I've seen is like... $25 a week and way more veggies than I can use.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Suu on June 18, 2008, 05:03:31 PM
We have the farmer's market here in Providence now too. I should look into joining the co-op, but I have no idea how much it is...Now is the time to join too.

Do tell us of your secret, LMNO.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: LMNO on June 18, 2008, 05:15:48 PM
I got a deal at Stillman's.

The secret is to sign up in the winter, when they're not selling anything, and need the cash.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 18, 2008, 05:22:17 PM
Egad. I must remember to do this in the winter.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 18, 2008, 05:55:44 PM
All the CSAs around here are hell of expensive... I was getting an organics box once a week, but half the shit wasn't even local so I stopped.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 18, 2008, 06:09:39 PM
Yeah, everything I've seen advertised is insanely expensive, and they rarely, if ever, have an option for a one person share, which I have a feeling would be mad popular in an area as young as metro Boston--there's a lot of us single folk who intend to stay that way, thanks, and aren't gonna change just to make getting a CSA share more practical.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Nast on June 18, 2008, 09:00:42 PM
All the produce sold here sucks. :sad:
It's been so frustrating, that I've been trying to grow some of my own vegetables. Currently I have a few tomato plants, peppers, and cucumbers growing on the patio. I'm also trying to grow eggplant, amaranth, and gourds to be ambitious.

But I guess I should try buying from the farmer's market here more. The supermarkets have been so consistently bad (and damn expensive), that it makes me want to raze the produce section in a fit of rage. 
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 18, 2008, 09:18:05 PM
I have a big garden which I have finally pulled myself together enough to mulch and plant this year; tomatoes, zucchini, peppers, corn, beans, cucumbers, carrots, spinach, mystery squash, herbs, and I don't know what all else. Also there are lots of fruit trees and shrubs; blueberries, strawberries, apples, raspberries, pears, cherries, nectarines, apricots, figs, pawpaws. Most of the fruit trees are still too small to be worth a damn, though. The apricot and apple bear like crazy, but the apricot is one of those every-other-year deals for some reason.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 18, 2008, 09:49:14 PM
 :eek:

I plan to go build a log cabin and live in Nigel's garden ITT
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 18, 2008, 10:04:20 PM
Yay!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Nast on June 19, 2008, 12:26:59 AM
Nigel, you're garden sounds awesome!

My little apartment patio is only big enough grow a few things, but I was really impressed this year with how much a little space gets you. Luckily, my family got a community garden plot, and it'll be my new project for self-sufficiency.

There's a wonderful satisfaction you get from gardening. Not only in terms of better taste and freshness, but also a connection with the processes of the world. People have gotten used to mediocre supermarket food, and have lost a sense of appreciation for how much time, work, and care goes into producing a meal.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Triple Zero on June 19, 2008, 01:40:19 AM
i'm thinking of getting an organic veggie subscription as well .. i heard the supermarket veggies in NL actually hardly have any vitamins in them anymore :(

i'll check out what prices i can get, otherwise i might cut it in half with my flatmate or perhaps my upstairs neighbours, as my flatmate is away to india the next month (he's being outsourced or something, lol), and also dislikes fruits and vegetables (while being vegetarian--no don't ask)
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 19, 2008, 02:17:24 AM
I love gardening! I mean, really, really love it. It makes me feel relaxed and at one with my little world, connected, secure, all those good things. I worked at a garden center and for a while I was apprenticing with a gardener friend of mine, which was really wonderful and awesomely educational, but when my husband started working away from home I had to stop because Little Orange only went to school half-days.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 19, 2008, 03:45:19 AM
damn it!
all we have here is too much sun and crappy sand that nothing will grow in.  :argh!:

i want a five dollar bucket of veg each week!

i'm gonna have to check w/ "local farmers" if we have any to see what kind of deals they have. our produce at the grocery store is either always brown and yucky or made of plastic and/or wax.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Jenne on June 25, 2008, 05:20:57 PM
Most of our food budget goes towards buying fresh veggies and fruits week after week.  We eat canned sometimes and then frozen even more rarely, but we eat a LOT of fresh stuff here.  I never buy frozen meals, unless they are potstickers.

That being said, all the co-ops here are out of town--I'd use up too much gas buying into them because there's so many farmer's markets around SD, esp this time of year.  Which reminds me--better hit one of those this Sunday.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Triple Zero on June 26, 2008, 02:20:03 PM
FYI, frozen veggies keep way more of the nutrients and flavour than canned food.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on June 26, 2008, 09:33:07 PM
Quote from: triple zero on June 26, 2008, 02:20:03 PM
FYI, frozen veggies keep way more of the nutrients and flavour than canned food.

I do have to agree that while I try to buy fresh as often as possible, if I'm feeling lazy, want to have emergency back ups, or the fresh stuff just isn't looking good, I prefer to buy frozen over canned. The frozen stuff, while not always great, usually looks and tastes better than the canned. The canned stuff just always seems so soggy and blah to me. I'll buy canned tomatoes but that's about it.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Jenne on June 27, 2008, 03:58:04 AM
I don't like eating the canned shit, I just cook with it.  And usually dishes that by the time the veggies are in and done, it doesn't really matter (well, yes, it does, but you know what I mean) where they came from.  I don't like using frozen because of the reconstitution afterward.  Maybe I'm just not used to it *shrug* but I HATE frozen green beans after they are thawed.  I like me fresh or canned, period.  Weird, I know.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 27, 2008, 08:43:52 AM
Unless you cook the hell out of them, frozen green beans are definitely not all that great. Cooking the hell out of them achieves a similar effect to canned.

Pretty much every other veggie, though, is better frozen than canned.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Triple Zero on June 27, 2008, 11:41:16 AM
of course it also differs whether you froze them yourself or bought them frozen in the store. the industrial freezing process is much better at keeping the flavours and nutrients than just flopping it in a baggie in a below-zero freezer.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on June 27, 2008, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 27, 2008, 03:58:04 AM
Maybe I'm just not used to it *shrug* but I HATE frozen green beans after they are thawed.  I like me fresh or canned, period.  Weird, I know.

Eh, that's true. The frozen green beans are pretty gross, but pretty much everything else I've had frozen is better than the canned. I don't like canned or frozen green beans, but we don't have them very often, so when I get them I get fresh.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: PeregrineBF on June 28, 2008, 06:50:40 AM
Frozen peas are great. Like veggie ice cream dots...
but fresh everything whenever possible. Except pickles and such, sort of ruins the point.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 28, 2008, 08:04:44 AM
Quote from: PeregrineBF on June 28, 2008, 06:50:40 AM
Frozen peas are great. Like veggie ice cream dots...
but fresh everything whenever possible. Except pickles and such, sort of ruins the point.

FRESH PICKLES HOT OFF THE VINE!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Triple Zero on June 28, 2008, 11:34:14 AM
i still kind of wonder what a non-picled pickle (gherkin) tastes like .. i've never seen one. i guess something between a small cucumber and a zuccini?
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2008, 04:10:56 AM
Exactly like a small cucumber.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Nast on June 29, 2008, 04:12:41 AM
Interestingly enough, there's also a variety of cucumber called the Mexican sour gherkin that has a particularly sour flavor, so it already tastes half-pickled. But without the pickling, of course.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 29, 2008, 05:09:24 PM
Wow, really? I want to try that!
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Nast on June 29, 2008, 06:11:19 PM
I've never tasted one, but they look really cute:

(http://bp1.blogger.com/_KITUE4p07w4/R6Ss7HG7byI/AAAAAAAAABM/2yJ7-WGX2-I/s1600/1192.jpg)
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 01, 2008, 04:34:17 AM
in case anyone cares, the ban was on big tomatoes, not the little grape tomatoes, or the cherry tomatoes that come on a vine, so you can still eat tomatoes and not die
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 01, 2008, 06:42:29 AM
hell i've still been eating whatever tomatoes are available.

not dead yet.
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 01, 2008, 09:15:53 AM
I just bought some grape tomatoes and roma tomatoes, they're good to eat at lunch.  I've just barely in the last year come to appreciate tomatoes! 
Title: Re: Fucking tomato ban...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 01, 2008, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle van der Orange on July 01, 2008, 04:34:17 AM
in case anyone cares, the ban was on big tomatoes, not the little grape tomatoes, or the cherry tomatoes that come on a vine, so you can still eat tomatoes and not die

Well that ruins my plan to kill off my idiot neighbors...  I bought the wrong damn tomatoes.  I thought it was the plum ones.