Hey Paes, you know I was telling you that rumour about LMNO and the depraved things he was doing to Hippos?
Here's the evidence.
He's obviously sick or something.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/LMNOroastHippoCrossbreed.jpg)
LMNO/Hippo Cross Breeds?! NO THANKS!
Errrgh, thats disgusting. :eek:
Yeah when you told me I started doing a bit've research myself.
Turns out his hippo-fetish isn't the least of his troubles.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/LMNOroastcrazytiem.jpg)
He's really starting to lose it...
Srsly, I think when he found fame as "Avril Lavigne" (he is and always has been Avril, you know), he started to lose it.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/LMNOroastLavigne.jpg)
That explains a lot.
Though I still don't understand why he declined the leading role in the upcoming remake of a remake "The Incredible Hulk".
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/LMNOroasthulk.jpg)
Surely that could've helped his career?
Well, as you know he did the screen test but was refused the role when certain allegations about he private life came to light.
But everyone knows about THAT.
:?
What are you talking about?
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/LMNOroastPaganWizard.jpg)
It's beyond mere words.
Truely depraved and sickening.
We must stop him before he hurts himself or others...
The pagans claim another victim...
:x
I think he's beyond help...
I am glad to see this thread is at least Hippo-compliant
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/Hippo-Yawn.jpg)
Aaaauugh! I've been WOMP'd!
:lulz:
That one of the old wizard just about killed me.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz:
:aaa: :mittens:
hooo lawdy thats funny
This thread is beautiful.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 12, 2008, 02:19:51 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/Hippo-Yawn.jpg)
RWHN thinks posts like this are funny?
and he drops puns all over the place...
Where did he get his bad taste from?
Well, rumour has it he was a collector of stupid and uncool toys as a (fat) child. He still has them for inspiration.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RWHNroastCollectorOfTat.jpg)
Haha orly?
I thought the worst of the news about him was the fact that he constantly reads the dictionary to perfect the horrible puns he uses to abuse those he loves?
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RWHNroastReadingTheDictionary.jpg)
Well, the dictionary thing goes a little deeper than that. So did RWHN, apparently. He was unable to use his dick for weeks afterwards, and Merriam-Webster don't allow him anywhere near one of their dictionaries now.
His spaggotry is all light and airy on the outside, but inside, he's a twisted fuck.
Also, did you hear about his stint providing security at Justin Timberlake concerts? He didn't even do anything to stop the man, even though he was RIGHT THERE.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RWHNroastTimberlakeConcert.jpg)
That's disgusting!
You think you know a guy...
Just found this picture circling the internet.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/RWHNroastjesus.jpg)
Turns out that RWHN takes drugs...
Why doesn't he just buy them like regular people?
It's sick.
A bit hypocritical too, isn't it? He's supposed to be working studying drugs, not taking them!
SPAG!
Still, I don't think we've really explored where his obvious inhumanity comes from. This is all bad shit, but it doesn't really tell us why those puns are so painful...
Well, actually... I saw this a while back and thought it must just be a high quality shoop.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/RWHNroastabu.jpg)
But now I'm not sure, you think it's real?
Oh yes, that's real all right.
I can tell because I know the history of image editing.
He's a sick and twisted sonofabitch, for sure.
:mittens:
Hey Paes! Here is more about that rumour going round that Cain is actually illiterate! I got a pic of him taking some remedial reading classes. You'd never know it from the quality of the posting he does in here....
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CainRoastIlliterateKids.jpg)
Oh dear.
:lulz:
You wanna know why his posts seem so intelligent?
They aren't his, everything he's ever said is complete copypasta.
He's just another /b/tard, taking credit for other people's ideas.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/Cainroastbtard.jpg)
Yeah, and for all his martial arts talk, here's how he REALLY spends his time.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CainRoastKnitting.jpg)
Ha!
It seems "Cain" isn't everything he claims to be.
Noticed anything strange about President Sarkozy's new wife?
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/Cainroastsarkozy.jpg)
Strange resemblance there huh?
HAH! That might explain why this picture of an "anti-monarchist" was taken. If he was fulfilling official duties as the spouse of a head of state, everything becomes a bit clearer...
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CainRoastWithTheQueen.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You make the cabal proud, mah boys
*wipes away a tear*
:mittens: and scrittens and :lulz: abound itt
:scrittens:
BUMP
mwa-ha-ha!
THREAD IS 169% TROOF.
:mittens: redux.
No one WOMPs me anymore. :sad:
No worries. General Stuart's laptop is working again. He's very eager to get back on the trail of WOMPdom.
:mittens:
im so lucky had no beverage when I saw cain womped as a granny.
:spittake:
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
No one WOMPs me anymore. :sad:
I think I've WOMPed just about everyone in the last two months, and nobody even looks at it.
cuz you moved the womp thread i forget it exists :argh!:
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 15, 2009, 06:03:13 PM
cuz you moved the womp thread i forget it exists :argh!:
THIS. And I think I've been womp'd like 3 times total. *whineybuttMacGee*
Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 06:55:08 PM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 15, 2009, 06:03:13 PM
cuz you moved the womp thread i forget it exists :argh!:
THIS. And I think I've been womp'd like 3 times total. *whineybuttMacGee*
Careful what you wish for. Muhaha.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/marriage1.jpg)
:fap:
where IS the womp thread anyways?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:17:31 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/marriage1.jpg)
:fap: IS NOW NEW DESKTOP.
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