Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Payne on June 12, 2008, 02:03:53 PM

Title: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 12, 2008, 02:03:53 PM
Hey Paes, you know I was telling you that rumour about LMNO and the depraved things he was doing to Hippos?

Here's the evidence.

He's obviously sick or something.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/LMNOroastHippoCrossbreed.jpg)

LMNO/Hippo Cross Breeds?! NO THANKS!
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 12, 2008, 02:05:26 PM
Errrgh, thats disgusting.  :eek:
Yeah when you told me I started doing a bit've research myself.
Turns out his hippo-fetish isn't the least of his troubles.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/LMNOroastcrazytiem.jpg)

He's really starting to lose it...
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 12, 2008, 02:06:37 PM
Srsly, I think when he found fame as "Avril Lavigne" (he is and always has been Avril, you know), he started to lose it.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/LMNOroastLavigne.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 12, 2008, 02:09:11 PM
That explains a lot.


Though I still don't understand why he declined the leading role in the upcoming remake of a remake "The Incredible Hulk".
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/LMNOroasthulk.jpg)
Surely that could've helped his career?
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 12, 2008, 02:10:16 PM
Well, as you know he did the screen test but was refused the role when certain allegations about he private life came to light.

But everyone knows about THAT.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 12, 2008, 02:11:00 PM
 :?
What are you talking about?
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 12, 2008, 02:11:54 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/LMNOroastPaganWizard.jpg)

It's beyond mere words.

Truely depraved and sickening.

We must stop him before he hurts himself or others...
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 12, 2008, 02:13:43 PM
The pagans claim another victim...

:x

I think he's beyond help...
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Cain on June 12, 2008, 02:18:34 PM
I am glad to see this thread is at least Hippo-compliant
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: AFK on June 12, 2008, 02:19:51 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/Hippo-Yawn.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: LMNO on June 12, 2008, 03:04:44 PM
Aaaauugh!  I've been WOMP'd!




:lulz:


That one of the old wizard just about killed me.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Cramulus on June 12, 2008, 03:32:01 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: That One Guy on June 12, 2008, 04:23:14 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Richter on June 12, 2008, 04:28:28 PM
 :aaa: :mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 12, 2008, 04:54:59 PM
hooo lawdy thats funny
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 13, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
This thread is beautiful.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 13, 2008, 10:35:00 AM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 12, 2008, 02:19:51 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/Hippo-Yawn.jpg)

RWHN thinks posts like this are funny?
and he drops puns all over the place...
Where did he get his bad taste from?
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 13, 2008, 10:37:04 AM
Well, rumour has it he was a collector of stupid and uncool toys as a (fat) child. He still has them for inspiration.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RWHNroastCollectorOfTat.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 13, 2008, 10:39:03 AM
Haha orly?

I thought the worst of the news about him was the fact that he constantly reads the dictionary to perfect the horrible puns he uses to abuse those he loves?
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RWHNroastReadingTheDictionary.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 13, 2008, 10:42:17 AM
Well, the dictionary thing goes a little deeper than that. So did RWHN, apparently. He was unable to use his dick for weeks afterwards, and Merriam-Webster don't allow him anywhere near one of their dictionaries now.

His spaggotry is all light and airy on the outside, but inside, he's a twisted fuck.

Also, did you hear about his stint providing security at Justin Timberlake concerts? He didn't even do anything to stop the man, even though he was RIGHT THERE.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RWHNroastTimberlakeConcert.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 13, 2008, 10:45:14 AM
That's disgusting!
You think you know a guy...
Just found this picture circling the internet.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/RWHNroastjesus.jpg)
Turns out that RWHN takes drugs...
Why doesn't he just buy them like regular people?
It's sick.

Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 13, 2008, 10:47:57 AM
A bit hypocritical too, isn't it? He's supposed to be working studying drugs, not taking them!

SPAG!

Still, I don't think we've really explored where his obvious inhumanity comes from. This is all bad shit, but it doesn't really tell us why those puns are so painful...
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 13, 2008, 10:52:49 AM
Well, actually... I saw this a while back and thought it must just be a high quality shoop.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/RWHNroastabu.jpg)
But now I'm not sure, you think it's real?
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 13, 2008, 10:53:59 AM
Oh yes, that's real all right.

I can tell because I know the history of image editing.

He's a sick and twisted sonofabitch, for sure.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 13, 2008, 01:24:25 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 13, 2008, 01:51:23 PM
Hey Paes! Here is more about that rumour going round that Cain is actually illiterate! I got a pic of him taking some remedial reading classes. You'd never know it from the quality of the posting he does in here....

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CainRoastIlliterateKids.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: AFK on June 13, 2008, 01:52:00 PM
Oh dear. 
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 13, 2008, 01:53:25 PM
 :lulz:
You wanna know why his posts seem so intelligent?
They aren't his, everything he's ever said is complete copypasta.
He's just another /b/tard, taking credit for other people's ideas.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/Cainroastbtard.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 13, 2008, 01:54:08 PM
Yeah, and for all his martial arts talk, here's how he REALLY spends his time.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CainRoastKnitting.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on June 13, 2008, 01:56:04 PM
Ha!
It seems "Cain" isn't everything he claims to be.
Noticed anything strange about President Sarkozy's new wife?
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/Cainroastsarkozy.jpg)
Strange resemblance there huh?
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on June 13, 2008, 01:57:07 PM
HAH! That might explain why this picture of an "anti-monarchist" was taken. If he was fulfilling official duties as the spouse of a head of state, everything becomes a bit clearer...

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/CainRoastWithTheQueen.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Cramulus on June 13, 2008, 03:28:38 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You make the cabal proud, mah boys
*wipes away a tear*
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Jenne on June 13, 2008, 04:18:21 PM
:mittens: and scrittens  and :lulz: abound itt
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Mangrove on June 13, 2008, 06:25:07 PM
:scrittens:



Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Payne on October 15, 2009, 02:26:02 PM
BUMP
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: AFK on October 15, 2009, 02:32:58 PM
mwa-ha-ha!   
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Dr. Paes on October 15, 2009, 02:35:58 PM
THREAD IS 169% TROOF.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Suu on October 15, 2009, 02:51:37 PM
:mittens: redux.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
No one WOMPs me anymore.   :sad:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Suu on October 15, 2009, 02:54:28 PM
No worries. General Stuart's laptop is working again. He's very eager to get back on the trail of WOMPdom.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Captain Utopia on October 15, 2009, 04:00:16 PM
 :mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 15, 2009, 05:44:50 PM
im so lucky had no beverage when I saw cain womped as a granny.

:spittake:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:51:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
No one WOMPs me anymore.   :sad:

I think I've WOMPed just about everyone in the last two months, and nobody even looks at it.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 15, 2009, 06:03:13 PM
cuz you moved the womp thread i forget it exists  :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 06:55:08 PM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 15, 2009, 06:03:13 PM
cuz you moved the womp thread i forget it exists  :argh!:

THIS.  And I think I've been womp'd like 3 times total.  *whineybuttMacGee*
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:01:46 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 06:55:08 PM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 15, 2009, 06:03:13 PM
cuz you moved the womp thread i forget it exists  :argh!:

THIS.  And I think I've been womp'd like 3 times total.  *whineybuttMacGee*

Careful what you wish for.  Muhaha.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:17:31 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/marriage1.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 15, 2009, 09:21:11 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:36:17 PM
where IS the womp thread anyways?
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:39:22 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:36:17 PM
where IS the womp thread anyways?

Multimedia Menace.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2009, 10:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:17:31 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/marriage1.jpg)

:fap:  IS NOW NEW DESKTOP.
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 09, 2011, 01:37:40 PM
bump
Title: Re: ATTN: Paes
Post by: Pæs on December 24, 2011, 11:46:37 AM
Quote from: Pixie on February 09, 2011, 01:37:40 PM
bump