Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:18:40 AM

Title: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:18:40 AM
IF SO, THEN YOU"RE THE FUCKER WHO STOLE THE REST OF MY CACTUS. 

AND I'LL FIND YOU.

OH, YES.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:20:24 AM
No one stole it. It got up and walked away on it's own.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:20:24 AM
No one stole it. It got up and walked away on it's own.

DON'T LIE TO ME!  THAT SHIT HAS NO LEGS!  I OUGHT TO KNOW, I'VE EATEN ENOUGH OF THEM!
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Richter on June 16, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Why the sesame beef?  Opportune container?
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:24:25 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 16, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Why the sesame beef?  Opportune container?

WE HAD CHINESE.

TGRR,
HATES CHINESE.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:20:24 AM
No one stole it. It got up and walked away on it's own.

DON'T LIE TO ME!  THAT SHIT HAS NO LEGS!  I OUGHT TO KNOW, I'VE EATEN ENOUGH OF THEM!

BULLSHIT! It's what it WANTS you to think!
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:26:16 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:23:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 16, 2008, 02:20:24 AM
No one stole it. It got up and walked away on it's own.

DON'T LIE TO ME!  THAT SHIT HAS NO LEGS!  I OUGHT TO KNOW, I'VE EATEN ENOUGH OF THEM!

BULLSHIT! It's what it WANTS you to think!

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.  I WILL HAVE TO HUNT THE LITTLE BASTARDS DOWN.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 16, 2008, 02:29:57 AM
OP: No, but I saw Dog in a box of Kung-Pao Chicken. What does that mean?
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 16, 2008, 02:30:45 AM
YOUR CACTUS IS SAFE WITH US
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:31:24 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 16, 2008, 02:30:45 AM
YOUR CACTUS IS SAFE WITH US

BALLS.  PIGS AND TRAITORS ARE EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on June 16, 2008, 02:37:07 AM
OK ILL SENT IT TO BURMA
I HEAR IT SAFE THERE
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Jenne on June 16, 2008, 03:08:07 AM
Poor Rog.

But you know, this just means there's more for later.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 16, 2008, 03:29:21 PM
He's gonna find the rest of it under the bed one day. :lol:
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Majeh on June 26, 2008, 04:02:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:18:40 AM
IF SO, THEN YOU"RE THE FUCKER WHO STOLE THE REST OF MY CACTUS. 

AND I'LL FIND YOU.

OH, YES.

Waaaait just a second there....that's a Transmetropolitan reference, isn't it?
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 27, 2008, 03:35:49 AM
Quote from: Majeh on June 26, 2008, 04:02:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2008, 02:18:40 AM
IF SO, THEN YOU"RE THE FUCKER WHO STOLE THE REST OF MY CACTUS. 

AND I'LL FIND YOU.

OH, YES.

Waaaait just a second there....that's a Transmetropolitan reference, isn't it?

Probably.  I was a little under the weather at the time.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Jenne on June 27, 2008, 03:38:46 AM
:lulz:  But on the flip side, we got more of Maria!  8)
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 27, 2008, 03:55:56 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 27, 2008, 03:38:46 AM
:lulz:  But on the flip side, we got more of Maria!  8)

Maria will be back Sunday, she says.  She is too full of hate and bile at the moment.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Jenne on June 27, 2008, 04:06:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 27, 2008, 03:55:56 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 27, 2008, 03:38:46 AM
:lulz:  But on the flip side, we got more of Maria!  8)

Maria will be back Sunday, she says.  She is too full of hate and bile at the moment.

K, hope I don't miss her again...was better last time when you went loony under the bed and she got to hang.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 27, 2008, 04:22:52 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 27, 2008, 04:06:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 27, 2008, 03:55:56 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 27, 2008, 03:38:46 AM
:lulz:  But on the flip side, we got more of Maria!  8)

Maria will be back Sunday, she says.  She is too full of hate and bile at the moment.

K, hope I don't miss her again...was better last time when you went loony under the bed and she got to hang.

Loony?
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 27, 2008, 10:35:39 AM
went?
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Dysnomia on June 30, 2008, 04:16:36 AM
find the rest of your cactus Roger?

I can't believe I missed your cactus rage again.   :sad:
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2008, 04:18:42 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 30, 2008, 04:16:36 AM
find the rest of your cactus Roger?

I can't believe I missed your cactus rage again.   :sad:

I have more.

I plan to avoid most of the 4th holiday by terrorizing the locals.
Title: Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GOD IN A BOX OF SESAME BEEF?
Post by: Dysnomia on June 30, 2008, 06:42:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 30, 2008, 04:18:42 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 30, 2008, 04:16:36 AM
find the rest of your cactus Roger?

I can't believe I missed your cactus rage again.   :sad:

I have more.

I plan to avoid most of the 4th holiday by terrorizing the locals.

BRING THE RAIN!