Author's note: I removed this animation because I screwed up a few minor details.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16979.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16979.0) <- Final version (or close to it, that is).
This one is obsolete. I was wrong to think 10 seconds is enough time to read an entire page. There's another version on the "Or Kill Me" section. Thanks.