....And hidden it behind some MSPainty squares. If you want to see this lailtastic picture of one of our posters, my demands must be met. Each demand that is met will remove some of the squares, and you will begin to see the unfolding glory of the picture that lies behind.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/start.jpg)
To begin.....
I demand pics that WOMP has not seen before that can be used to further our aims of WRATH. Either of people we have already, looking even more retarded than they already do in our vaults, or fresh blood!
BRING IT TO ME!
Mwahahahahah. Now it is time to use my images of Netaungrot for EVIL!
(http://www.beadwife.com/xv/shop/images/items/9852.2.jpeg)
(http://www.beadwife.com/xv/shop/images/items/9852.3.jpeg)
oh my god he's from space
is that a stephen colbert wrist bracelet?
DEAR GAWD!
That is spaggoted all to hell.
My brain can't handle it.
I require moar, however. MOAR!
I GOTS TO KNOW
(http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3176/bspagsv6.jpg)
Sweet merciful fuck!
Did your mother rut with a purebred spag Richter?!
But one more, and this demand will be met.
You really need to see more than Roger's fat head!?!? Gosh, I don't. I almost shat myself.
I give you: the USA's finest Jenkem Palace:
(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5139/colonadele1.jpg)
This pleases me.
I will reward you by removing THREE squares. Thats three more than you truly deserve.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/1.jpg)
My next demand!
Bring me the most exotic pictures that no WOMPer has laid eyes one. I wish to line the walls of my throne room with the most unique works of art.
THEY MUST SING TO MY SOUL!
THEY MUST MAKE ME WANT TO LAUGH TILL I SCREAM, OR FART TILL I SHART!
BRING IT TO ME!
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 10, 2008, 03:30:01 AM
oh my god he's from space
is that a stephen colbert wrist bracelet?
I am the master
He is the apprentice
I made him wear it, as a sign to the other glassworkers that he is under my protection, and the consequences will be dire should he come to harm.
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2008, 03:26:52 AM
Mwahahahahah. Now it is time to use my images of Netaungrot for EVIL!
(http://www.beadwife.com/xv/shop/images/items/9852.2.jpeg)
(http://www.beadwife.com/xv/shop/images/items/9852.3.jpeg)
lol Net, you look spaced the fuck out in those pics... what are in those jars behind you?
Quote from: Richter on July 10, 2008, 03:37:55 AM
I give you: the USA's finest Jenkem Palace:
(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5139/colonadele1.jpg)
:mittens:
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 03:41:37 AM
This pleases me.
I will reward you by removing THREE squares. Thats three more than you truly deserve.
My next demand!
Bring me the most exotic pictures that no WOMPer has laid eyes one. I wish to line the walls of my throne room with the most unique works of art.
THEY MUST SING TO MY SOUL!
THEY MUST MAKE ME WANT TO LAUGH TILL I SCREAM, OR FART TILL I SHART!
BRING IT TO ME!
My demands will be met!
(http://www.hbo.com/docs/img/catalog/90x94_rape04.jpg)
Quote from: Valium Votan on July 10, 2008, 03:35:45 AM
You really need to see more than Roger's fat head!?!? Gosh, I don't. I almost shat myself.
Looks like my stalker stepped around Cain's ban (was it Cain or ECH?).
Whoopsie!
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 10, 2008, 04:43:08 AM
(http://www.hbo.com/docs/img/catalog/90x94_rape04.jpg)
It's beautiful.
I know I'm going to regret this one.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/showertissue.jpg)
This looks like an original Manet.
It is. Obviously.
I never want to get married again because of the torture I ensued.
I'd hit it, provided that it was wearing that hat and exact facial expression.
I just took this pic earlier this evening:
(http://beadwife.com/xv/shop/images/items/9963.2.jpeg)
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/2.jpg)
I am well pleased with my new artwork. Well Pleased.
My next demand is simple. Make me laugh, by any means necessary. I mean true ROFL.
Quote from: Suu on July 10, 2008, 04:53:11 AM
I know I'm going to regret this one.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/showertissue.jpg)
:lulz:
I don't have any new pics to add to this thread. XXX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4aqkyCzPA&feature=related
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/NOU.jpg)
lolibrokedit!
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 10, 2008, 05:20:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4aqkyCzPA&feature=related
His voice alone is worthy.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/3.jpg)
Now!
I want to see Reverend "Hawk" Asshats dog drinking his beer with celebrities at famous landmarks.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/hawkdog.png)
So...how much is a bald TGRR worth?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 06:09:36 AM
So...how much is a bald TGRR worth?
Instant promotion to the next stage.
And possibly more, if you know what I mean :wink:
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 06:10:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 06:09:36 AM
So...how much is a bald TGRR worth?
Instant promotion to the next stage.
And possibly more, if you know what I mean :wink:
No later than Sunday, I will post many embarrassing pictures of me and my chrome dome. I promise.
You will all learn to fear the chrome dome.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 06:13:42 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 06:10:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 06:09:36 AM
So...how much is a bald TGRR worth?
Instant promotion to the next stage.
And possibly more, if you know what I mean :wink:
No later than Sunday, I will post many embarrassing pictures of me and my chrome dome. I promise.
You will all learn to fear the chrome dome.
I shall have a space cleared in the WOMP vaults then. Truly, this will be a prize beyond mortal reckoning.
I GIVE YOU DRUNKEN YOGA, AND HANGOVER GLASSES!
as soon as fucking photobucket will let me have them... :argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 06:13:42 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 06:10:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 06:09:36 AM
So...how much is a bald TGRR worth?
Instant promotion to the next stage.
And possibly more, if you know what I mean :wink:
No later than Sunday, I will post many embarrassing pictures of me and my chrome dome. I promise.
You will all learn to fear the chrome dome.
:fap:
Just for that vague promise I give you...
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1633/dadkitchenhu0.png)
DRUNK AND SWEATY
Yes folks you seen it first here
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=yellowstone&ie=UTF8&ll=64.848937,-18.599854&spn=2.652976,9.536133&t=k&z=7
I can't seem to make this be an image.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 06:13:42 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 06:10:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 06:09:36 AM
So...how much is a bald TGRR worth?
Instant promotion to the next stage.
And possibly more, if you know what I mean :wink:
No later than Sunday, I will post many embarrassing pictures of me and my chrome dome. I promise.
You will all learn to fear the chrome dome.
YESSSSS!
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 10, 2008, 08:21:59 AM
Just for that vague promise I give you...
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1633/dadkitchenhu0.png)
DRUNK AND SWEATY
Yes folks you seen it first here
AND PISSED OFF
"STFU," she says,
"Oh no really, I will punch you in the mouf," she says.
Also, did I mention :fap:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/5.jpg)
This is for those pics that are promised.
I STILL WANT TO SEE THAT DOG DRINKING WITH CELEBRITIES AT WORLD FAMOUS LANDMARKS!
BRING IT TO ME!
No.
NO.
If this is what I think it is...
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2008, 05:09:21 AM
I just took this pic earlier this evening:
(http://beadwife.com/xv/shop/images/items/9963.2.jpeg)
you look very cute in that picture, Nigel!
now let's see if i can make Payne laugh ... oh i know
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/le_sheep.jpg)
I'm not a happy person... ugh
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/meh001.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/meh006.jpg)
maybe I can get some happier pics... or videos...
:| or not...
:roll:
Quote from: Cainad on July 10, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
No.
NO.
If this is what I think it is...
:lulz:
I KNOW WHAT IT IS
Also, Nigel, I agree with Zippletits: you look adorable! You are freckly! And your necklace is gorgeous!
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 02:16:48 PM
I STILL WANT TO SEE THAT DOG DRINKING WITH CELEBRITIES AT WORLD FAMOUS LANDMARKS!
BRING IT TO ME!
BEHOLD!
(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l479/oedcom/WOMPghandidog.jpg)
Quote from: Oedipus complex on July 10, 2008, 03:04:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 02:16:48 PM
I STILL WANT TO SEE THAT DOG DRINKING WITH CELEBRITIES AT WORLD FAMOUS LANDMARKS!
BRING IT TO ME!
Fine, fine ... time for a WOMPing.
(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l479/oedcom/WOMPghandidog.jpg)
I find it good.
4 MORE!
Quote from: WhiskeyAlphaDeltaEcho on July 10, 2008, 02:57:56 PMI'm not a happy person... ugh
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/meh001.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/meh006.jpg)
maybe I can get some happier pics... or videos...
:| or not...
:roll:
thanks wade. but i think we have enough pics of you by now, we don't really need any more.
did you use photoshop to enlarge your head on the second one or so? maybe a special lense? cause it looks like its grown a couple of millimeters. (still too small though)
Quote from: triple zero on July 10, 2008, 03:14:56 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyAlphaDeltaEcho on July 10, 2008, 02:57:56 PMI'm not a happy person... ugh
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/meh001.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/meh006.jpg)
maybe I can get some happier pics... or videos...
:| or not...
:roll:
thanks wade. but i think we have enough pics of you by now, we don't really need any more.
did you use photoshop to enlarge your head on the second one or so? maybe a special lense? cause it looks like its grown a couple of millimeters. (still too small though)
I'm fishing for compliments. So, I will probably be uploading more pictures at a later date.
HA
Also, I just recorded a video and it is currently uploading to photobucket right now... will post it shortly.
More?!
(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l479/oedcom/WOMPbushdog.jpg)
we are 40% of the way there.
KEEP PUSHING!
Quote from: Oedipus complex on July 10, 2008, 03:26:10 PM
More?!
(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l479/oedcom/WOMPbushdog.jpg)
MY FUCKING DOG WOULD NEVAR DRINK WITH THAT FUCKING SPAG!
I DEMAND RETRIBUTION!
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/ThornIs/thingofamajig.jpg)
60%
And I giggled like a ninny at that one, well done TI.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/th_woohoo001.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/?action=view¤t=woohoo001.flv)
at the end you can hear me say "yeah" \m/
BY THE WAY TRIPPLE ZEE-ROW
AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMPLIMENTING ME ANYWAYS?
C'MON I EXPECTED MORE NICENESS FROM YOU.
Wade: *facepalm*
Payne: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z6/darth_cupcake/space-drinks.jpg)
I ONLY DID THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
And I know what lail lurks beneath and I cannot wait to see it revealed. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
GNOMES HAVE POSSESSED ME
SMALL DRUNKEN GNOMES
I probably need moar coffee.
BUT GNOMES, MAN!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/WOMPosamadog.jpg)
FRIKKIN GNOMES :argh!:
AHHHHH!
That felt GOOOOOOD.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/7.jpg)
My FINAL demand goes thusly:
ITT, tell me why Cainad is such a spag. No need for vitriol, just the base facts will do.
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 04:10:14 PM
ITT, tell me why Cainad is such a spag. No need for vitriol, just the base facts will do.
I dunno, from the looks of what's behind those squares, seems like someone already told him twice.
Quote from: triple zero on July 10, 2008, 04:19:45 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 04:10:14 PM
ITT, tell me why Cainad is such a spag. No need for vitriol, just the base facts will do.
I dunno, from the looks of what's behind those squares, seems like someone already told him twice.
:lulz:
Quote from: Payne on July 10, 2008, 04:10:14 PM
AHHHHH!
That felt GOOOOOOD.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/7.jpg)
My FINAL demand goes thusly:
ITT, tell me why Cainad is such a spag. No need for vitriol, just the base facts will do.
WTF is eating the side of his face????
is it because he's A Hag! A Bag!?
Why Cainad is such a spag:
Because he did not carefully consider what sort of things a google search might reveal if he were to bring his woman onto this site full of enormous jerkasses without first putting the two of them through a thorough cleansing process. :lol:
Also he is a scalliwag.
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/lizziechan88/london/IMAG0233.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/lizziechan88/london/IMAG0232.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/lizziechan88/london/IMAG0231.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/lizziechan88/london/IMAG0230.jpg)
yay booze and drunken pictures. If these are too huge I can link to them instead.
Cainad is a spag because he farts with his back.
Cainad is a spag because of this pic:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/The%20Face%20Game/finish.jpg)
LOOK AT HIM!
He looks like a crack whore who was murdered by drowning in a freezing cold river!
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK! THE SPAGOMETER BLEW RIGHT OFF THE SCALE!
IT'LL TAKE ME WEEKS TO FIX IT!
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/picard_surprised.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/must_not_fap.jpg)
I think Cram put it perfectly.
Cainad is so goth, he shits bats!
wow
i usually just look totally boring when im drunk
:sad:
Sweet.
Merciful.
SPAG.
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/513/roflbot3m2lrg4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
:lulz:
Also, I have to thank Risus for finding that pic and bringing it to my attention.
Now I need to plot some evil...
BAWHAHAHAHAHAwww
LOLCAINAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 10, 2008, 05:17:56 PM
wow
i usually just look totally boring when im drunk
:sad:
That's because you aren't as cool as me. 8)
I am so very glad there are no pictures of me here at all or anywhere else that are embarrassing!
Quote from: LMNO on July 10, 2008, 05:19:51 PM
Sweet.
Merciful.
SPAG.
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/513/roflbot3m2lrg4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
:mittens:
and :argh!: for beating me to it!
FUCK.
Valerie, this is your fault in TWO ways! :argh!:
:lulz: Goddamn.
Please to be explaining yourself.
CAINAD YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST OF PRETTY PRINCESSES
This thread was very entertaining. I give it 4 stars!
Quote from: Suu on July 10, 2008, 05:46:38 PM
Please to be explaining yourself.
"Goth Day," as declared by Valerie and one of her friends. I much preferred Hippie Day from the previous year, but lail was had anyway.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on July 10, 2008, 05:47:54 PM
CAINAD YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST OF PRETTY PRINCESSES
Apparently Val's mom thinks I would make a pretty woman. The ability to look effeminate despite having sideburns is not common, afaik. I try to take pride in it, as opposed to killing myself over it. Of course, the sideburns are bushy right now and with addition of a goatee and slight mustache, I doubt I could pull it off.
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 10, 2008, 04:28:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2008, 03:26:52 AM
Mwahahahahah. Now it is time to use my images of Netaungrot for EVIL!
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4686/netwnigelspaginbasementkk5.png)
lol Net, you look spaced the fuck out in those pics... what are in those jars behind you?
Glass, probably.
Those are glassworking glasses too.
And a raggedy cotton shirt so hot, flying pieces of glass won't melt synthetic fibers to my flesh.
Nigel lied in wait with her camera until I needed a haircut and shave, see.
:argh!:
Thanks DC and 000! :)
Cainad, all you need is a clove cigarette to make that image complete.
here is another video I took today. It is of coursemates sitting in the Canteen after our practical exam. (i got 98%)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/th_exam001.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v290/concrete/?action=view¤t=exam001.flv)
theres probably another reason why i'm so angry... even the sound/pronunciation of my voice pisses me off.
Wade, I do not think this thread is an appropriate place for videos of people nobody here knows.
Payne: :mittens: for a thread that provided off and on amusement for almost 24 hours.
I'm still laughing over this
Quote from: Cainad on July 10, 2008, 05:44:24 PM
FUCK.
Valerie, this is your fault in TWO ways! :argh!:
:lulz: Goddamn.
So... my fault because I suggested 'Goth Day' and my fault for what my mom said? That should only be one way, if that's the case. I have no control over what that woman says.
Also, cannot believe I missed this. Fucking hilarious. This is what I get for trying to unpack stuff, instead of be on the internetz all day.
Your fault for suggesting Goth Day (and for actually following through with it), and also for not covering your tracks.
LERN 2 INTERNET, N00B. YUO ARE NOT PARANOID ENOUGH. :tinfoilhat:
Also, to everyone who is responsible for this thread:
:hashishim: :walken: :jihaad: :mccain: :spag: :cramstipated:
...
:fuckmittens: :lulz:
Quote from: Cainad on July 11, 2008, 03:46:09 AM
Your fault for suggesting Goth Day (and for actually following through with it), and also for not covering your tracks.
LERN 2 INTERNET, N00B. YUO ARE NOT PARANOID ENOUGH. :tinfoilhat:
Also, to everyone who is responsible for this thread:
:hashishim: :walken: :jihaad: :mccain: :spag: :cramstipated:
...
:fuckmittens: :lulz:
I am perfectly happy not beeing paranoid enough.
It's your fault for giving me the psuedonym and then encouraging its use.
Cainad's just mad because he's a spag. :lulz:
Wait.
Where's the bald god of hate pics?
:(
:tgrr:
Quote from: Richter on July 10, 2008, 11:59:50 PM
Payne: :mittens: for a thread that provided off and on amusement for almost 24 hours.
Mostly ON!!1
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 11, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
Wait.
Where's the bald god of hate pics?
:(
i thought he said he'd post them before sunday.
This IS before sunday. Why hasn't he posted them :argh!:
:thanks: For the compliments etc.
Also, I trust TGRR to follow through on his word, if not the time scale.
MOTHERFUCKING BUMP i want pictures :argh!:
well...
it's sunday you spag.
where's the pics huh?
(poking the bear)
:aww:
Quote from: Squiddy on July 13, 2008, 07:08:59 PM
well...
it's sunday you spag.
where's the pics huh?
(poking the bear)
:postpics:
Yeah that's right you cuntnuggets
I just bumped THIS thread :argh!:
Have you considered not being a dick, Cainad?
Cain,
tired of seeing only posts you've bumped when he hits F5
I got bored.
At least I'm not bumping Tao & EvT threads.
I'd prefer that. Normally because people who bump them only bump that one thread, and for horrormirth,.
CAINAD LIKES IT ROUGH
-bump-
Jesus Christ. :lulz:
:fap:
:crankey:
:aaa:
That picture of my dog, Whiskey (other dog is named Cappy for Captain Morgan), drinking with Bush is a fake. He would never resort to that level just to drink a beer.
There was Whiskey, minding his own business and nursing a barley pop, when suddenly this asshole sat down and started trying to talk. "Trying" sounded like "ook eek ook". His human was pretty rusty, so he said nothing and kept drinking, hoping the thing would leave. But it stayed a long time. About eight years, matterofact.
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 22, 2010, 08:56:24 PM
There was Whiskey, minding his own business and nursing a barley pop, when suddenly this asshole sat down and started trying to talk. "Trying" sounded like "ook eek ook". His human was pretty rusty, so he said nothing and kept drinking, hoping the thing would leave. But it stayed a long time. About eight years, matterofact.
:lulz:
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/513/roflbot3m2lrg4.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: