Hey everyone,
I am the new guy.
I am the Pompus Maximus the the "Church of What's Happening Now." Our weekly Black Mass is tomorrow at 8 :evil:
What about Now?
Also, hi.
Hey Pompus. Welcome to PD. How'd you find this island in the muck?
I met one of your members at a local cafe last night. He told me about this site. I kinda hoping he will recognize me here
Well that rules me out. Cafes are my usual haunts for recruits, but I was inside, fapping to pictures of Pam Atlas (goddamn evil women are sexy) so it cant have been me.
Quote from: Cain on July 19, 2008, 04:34:18 PM
Well that rules me out. Cafes are my usual haunts for recruits, but I was inside, fapping to pictures of Pam Atlas (goddamn evil women are sexy) so it cant have been me.
:lulz:
also: Hello and welcome Pompus Maximus of the Church of What's Happening Now, please to be meeting you!
wasn't me! I was only at the barn yesterday, after that I was loozery and stayed home. :sad:
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 19, 2008, 04:29:19 PM
I met one of your members at a local cafe last night. He told me about this site. I kinda hoping he will recognize me here
What's up, man?
Hey Good Reverend, not much right now. Going to see The Dark Knight later with my wife. Then later this evening a group of us are going to do a parody ritual. I was partially joking about the Black Mass. We don't do them every week, but we are doing one tonight.
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 19, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
Hey Good Reverend, not much right now. Going to see The Dark Knight later with my wife. Then later this evening a group of us are going to do a parody ritual. I was partially joking about the Black Mass. We don't do them every week, but we are doing one tonight.
I can't go. I hate those little wafers.
Anyway, check your PMs.
Don't worry if you can't come.
Don't worry about the wafers either. We are not going to eat them
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 19, 2008, 11:16:57 PM
Don't worry if you can't come.
Don't worry about the wafers either. We are not going to eat them
I didn't think I'd have to eat them. I remember the last Black Mass I went to...I had to wear a colostomy bag and special glasses for a month afterward.
Those were the days.
Incidentally, why are you posting everything in the least-trafficked forum, as opposed to Apple Talk?
Apple Talk has teh e-cholera. People shit themselves to death there.
Quote from: Cainad on July 20, 2008, 08:06:44 PM
Apple Talk has teh e-cholera. People shit themselves to death there.
I know I do.
HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY!
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Hey its Rerun!
Hi there. What's happening now?
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 19, 2008, 12:22:24 PM
Our weekly Black Mass is tomorrow at 8
Wouldn't the more politicaly correct term be 'African-American Mass'?
Quote from: PopeTom on July 27, 2008, 02:10:54 PM
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 19, 2008, 12:22:24 PM
Our weekly Black Mass is tomorrow at 8
Wouldn't the more politicaly correct term be 'African-American Mass' Gang Rape?
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I, too, should introduce myself.
Hello.
Hi.
We do actually have an introduction thread, in Apple Talk, if you'd like to tell us more there. or not, its your choice.
What can I say? It was a bit of a toss up between the large Introduction page in Apple talk, or this little one here.
I figured throwing myself out in the little pond was a better choice. Couldn't tell you why, though.
Well, higher chance of getting noticed, in a way. On the other hand, less traffic up here.
Just dipping my toes in, feeling the water out. Been lurking for a while. This particular thread was getting noticed by some of the people whose posts I liked reading.
They seemed like more serious Discordians. Which is an oxymoron in itself. Go figure.
(I'm kidding about the serious part. I taste better with a grain of salt.)
No one who has posted in this thread until now is worth anything at all.
Join me! I'll teach you to be a REALLY REAL Discordian. Also there will be lubeless anal.
Quote from: Dr. Payne on July 30, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
No one who has posted in this thread until now is worth anything at all.
Join me! I'll teach you to be a REALLY REAL Discordian. Also there will be lubeless anal.
.........Blood is a lubricant...........
...Just saying.....
Quote from: Pieces on July 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on July 30, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
No one who has posted in this thread until now is worth anything at all.
Join me! I'll teach you to be a REALLY REAL Discordian. Also there will be lubeless anal.
.........Blood is a lubricant...........
...Just saying.....
(http://www.hardgeus.com/updateimages/goth_shit_bats.jpg)
...Just saying...
Gah! :x
Quote from: LMNO on July 30, 2008, 07:02:29 PM
Quote from: Pieces on July 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on July 30, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
No one who has posted in this thread until now is worth anything at all.
Join me! I'll teach you to be a REALLY REAL Discordian. Also there will be lubeless anal.
.........Blood is a lubricant...........
...Just saying.....
(http://www.hardgeus.com/updateimages/goth_shit_bats.jpg)
...Just saying...
Haha, maybe I came of a little 'Goth' there. I was shooting for more of a 'British black humour' angle.
Different grids, I guess.
:D
Am I the only one who thought of extreme groin surgical reconstruction when reading "new member"?
Quote from: Reverend Ju Ju Booze on July 30, 2008, 08:19:35 PM
Am I the only one who thought of extreme groin surgical reconstruction when reading "new member"?
Yes, because you are sick and twisted.
Quote from: LMNO on July 30, 2008, 07:02:29 PM
Quote from: Pieces on July 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. Payne on July 30, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
No one who has posted in this thread until now is worth anything at all.
Join me! I'll teach you to be a REALLY REAL Discordian. Also there will be lubeless anal.
.........Blood is a lubricant...........
...Just saying.....
(http://www.hardgeus.com/updateimages/goth_shit_bats.jpg)
...Just saying...
This seems like a good place to re-post this.
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so when did the discordia go goth exactly....? :kingmeh:
1981-88.
Dark times....oh so dark, weeping gently into the night, where the vampires dwell....
Then raves came into fashion, thank god.
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That's both silly and terrible.
Quote from: LMNO on August 04, 2008, 12:24:48 PM
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"Grandpa, what happened to your eyes?"
"Why, Little Billy, I got a head full of spag one day."
Of course, the above quote is predicated on that guy actually breeding.
"I'm so Goth, I birth bats!"
Quote from: LMNO on August 05, 2008, 12:29:59 PM
Of course, the above quote is predicated on that guy actually breeding.
Having reviewed the evidence, it turns out that stupid people get to breed all the time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2008, 12:49:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO on August 05, 2008, 12:29:59 PM
Of course, the above quote is predicated on that guy actually breeding.
Having reviewed the evidence, it turns out that stupid people get to breed all the time.
As I look around my morning commute, I see you have a very compelling agrument, sir.
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps?
Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*
Hey Wolfshoes Darktree. Yeah, I don't think we have many spags from Ireland - tons from Scottland though.
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Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 31, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
Hey Wolfshoes Darktree. Yeah, I don't think we have many spags from Ireland - tons from Scottland though.
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(hm i dunno this seemed way more funny when i came up with it--blame it on my terrible hangover--YES I HAVE A HANGOVER IM AN IRRESPONSIBLE PRICK)
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 31, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
Hey Wolfshoes Darktree. Yeah, I don't think we have many spags from Ireland - tons from Scottland though.
Faust and his mob.
Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on August 29, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps?
Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*
Lupernikes Shadowbark?
WTF?
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Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on August 29, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps?
Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*
I'm living in cork myself and i host the site, where do you hail from?
Quote from: Faust on September 01, 2008, 01:03:08 AM
Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on August 29, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps?
Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*
I'm living in cork myself and i host the site, where do you hail from?
FILTHY MICK PAPIST! :argh!:
Quote from: Faust on September 01, 2008, 01:03:08 AM
Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on August 29, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps?
Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*
I'm living in cork myself and i host the site, where do you hail from?
I'm in the Rebel County (haha the irony eh?) myself...living in Cob-H at the mo...story boy?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2008, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on August 29, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps?
Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*
Lupernikes Shadowbark?
WTF?
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bit of a personal joke mate, sorry....play on words and general silliness more than anything else....one of those Make of it What You Will...bit of a mindfuck of my own ;)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 05:30:08 AM
Quote from: Faust on September 01, 2008, 01:03:08 AM
Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on August 29, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps?
Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*
I'm living in cork myself and i host the site, where do you hail from?
FILTHY MICK PAPIST! :argh!:
I'll fight you for it Roger! :evilmad:
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 31, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
Hey Wolfshoes Darktree. Yeah, I don't think we have many spags from Ireland - tons from Scottland though.
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chuckle chuckle...*cough* :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2008, 05:32:37 PM
Lupernikes Shadowbark?
WTF?
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2008, 05:30:08 AM
Quote from: Faust on September 01, 2008, 01:03:08 AM
Quote from: Lupernikes_shadowbark on August 29, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
I is across here in Ireland and we seem to be a tad out of the loop methinks...not too many of an Erisian bent herein located mayhaps?
Hello everyone, by the way, to follow the zeitgeist of the thread *waves*
I'm living in cork myself and i host the site, where do you hail from?
FILTHY MICK PAPIST! :argh!:
lololol Discordian papist, i answer to myself