We did our black Mass tonight.
Afterwards we were discussing the meaning of life and the topic of Moses and the burning bush came up. We have conclusive proof that the burning bush was a burning Marijuana plant. After Moses gazed upon the marijuana plant and its sacred fumes he heard the voice of God coming from the plant, and...
Yeah, you probably want to keep that kind of bullshit to yourself for a while here, until we've seen evidence you're capable of saying something useful.
kthxbye
People getting random bad trips would go a long way towards explaining the weirdness that's come out of the Middle East, though...
Holy cow! The Bible is a Golden Apple of Discord! Think about it.
Cainad,
Indulging a little bit of Pinealism now and then
Yes, and this idea is so terribly original... I mean every lifeless stoner EVAR must have had this "revelation" at some point or another. :roll:
50 posts, man. Be a sport.
Fuck that.
Okay, fine.
Let me rephrase:
Sombunal people on peedycom don't like hippie bullshit, especially since it seems mosbunal newcomers can do nothing but spout said bullshit. Hence, you might want to keep this kind of "insight" secret until you've established yourself as a worthy and interesting poster. Otherwise, your posts may go unread, or get massively flamed in a manner much akin to a kitten being fought over by a pack of starved hunting dogs.
A part of me just died inside from saying that. Happy now, Cainad? ;)
I am guessing seventeen.
Meh. This isn't nearly as weird as the Mushroom Jesus theory.
Actually I am going to be 38 on July 30. I am sorry some of you did not appreciate the parody. I am just really sick of Bible-thumpers and their BS.
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 20, 2008, 11:33:33 PM
Actually I am going to be 38 on July 30. I am sorry some of you did not appreciate the parody. I am just really sick of Bible-thumpers and their BS.
That's because you're looking at it wrong.
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.
Restrain your killer ovaries, Nigel. He seems to be in the 1st phase of waking up, and is still running from one extreme to the other...and that can happen at any age. Soon enough, he'll realize the hideous truth.
Quote from: Verbatim on July 20, 2008, 03:50:52 PM
Yes, and this idea is so terribly original... I mean every lifeless stoner EVAR must have had this "revelation" at some point or another. :roll:
I only ever had revelations about Hitlers pie cutter.
I feel like I missed out now.
Quote from: Cainad on July 20, 2008, 07:14:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.
:argh!:
LOL, I should have said "a
sheltered seventeen". Sometimes I forget that you're not an old fuck like me. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.
Restrain your killer ovaries, Nigel. He seems to be in the 1st phase of waking up, and is still running from one extreme to the other...and that can happen at any age. Soon enough, he'll realize the hideous truth.
Seventeen isn't a BAD thing, necessarily... I mean, if it weren't illegal... ;)
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.
Restrain your killer ovaries, Nigel. He seems to be in the 1st phase of waking up, and is still running from one extreme to the other...and that can happen at any age. Soon enough, he'll realize the hideous truth.
Seventeen isn't a BAD thing, necessarily... I mean, if it weren't illegal... ;)
Damn, lady. :mittens:
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 20, 2008, 08:28:02 AM
We did our black Mass tonight.
Afterwards we were discussing the meaning of life and the topic of Moses and the burning bush came up. We have conclusive proof that the burning bush was a burning Marijuana plant. After Moses gazed upon the marijuana plant and its sacred fumes he heard the voice of God coming from the plant, and...
Perhaps he was crazy from the heat?
Did he have a fifth of anything and a jelley donut?
I have, in my lifetime, smoked my share of the green. I have never had any inanimate objects speak to me while high on the aforementioned green.
Now acid is a whole nother story, there was this duck.. wait, wrong thread for THAT! :lulz:
Anyway, I don't care why some sheep herder was talking to the bushes. He was probably bored out of his skull or taking a piss or maybe he ate some cactus, I don't know, don't care and don't understand why it would be brought up here.....
From the SSOOKN:
"Syphillitic Enlightenment".
That is all.
[/SSOOKN]
Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2008, 04:17:55 PM
From the SSOOKN:
"Syphillitic Enlightenment".
That is all.
[/SSOOKN]
Syphilis didn't exist in that part of the world at that time, afaik.
ARE YOU CALLING A GRAND MASTER OF THE SEMI-SECRET ORDER OF KABBALISTIC NAVIGATORS A LIAR?
uh-oh. another Pariah. :lol:
Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2008, 04:17:55 PM
From the SSOOKN:
"Syphillitic Enlightenment".
That is all.
[/SSOOKN]
:mittens:
I was thinking that, I just didn't know how to put it quite as "nicely" as you did!!!
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 21, 2008, 07:36:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.
Restrain your killer ovaries, Nigel. He seems to be in the 1st phase of waking up, and is still running from one extreme to the other...and that can happen at any age. Soon enough, he'll realize the hideous truth.
Seventeen isn't a BAD thing, necessarily... I mean, if it weren't illegal... ;)
Damn, lady. :mittens:
:thanks:
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 11:26:38 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on July 21, 2008, 07:36:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2008, 06:18:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2008, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
I am guessing seventeen.
Restrain your killer ovaries, Nigel. He seems to be in the 1st phase of waking up, and is still running from one extreme to the other...and that can happen at any age. Soon enough, he'll realize the hideous truth.
Seventeen isn't a BAD thing, necessarily... I mean, if it weren't illegal... ;)
Damn, lady. :mittens:
:thanks:
[Uncle BadTouch]
pedo?
[/Uncle BadTouch]
LMNO
-Goose, Gander,
et al
:lulz:
Like I said, if it weren't illegal...
So it's not inherently wrong, just illegal? Huh.
;)
:lol: Not saying I want to change the law... but isn't whether it's wrong dependent on how hot he is? ;)
Quote from: Church of What's Happening Now on July 20, 2008, 08:28:02 AM
We did our black Mass tonight.
Afterwards we were discussing the meaning of life and the topic of Moses and the burning bush came up. We have conclusive proof that the burning bush was a burning Marijuana plant. After Moses gazed upon the marijuana plant and its sacred fumes he heard the voice of God coming from the plant, and...
Nah man, its a political prophecy, BURN BU$H, BU$H LIED PEOPLE DIED.