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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on August 03, 2008, 08:35:03 PM

Title: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Cain on August 03, 2008, 08:35:03 PM
http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 03, 2008, 08:37:23 PM
Last I checked, they called these partially decomposed dogs.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 03, 2008, 09:06:31 PM
It looks like a baby owlbear.  Somebody hired one too many geeks for government bioweapon projects  :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: fomenter on August 04, 2008, 12:13:49 AM
Purge the furrys from government and this shit wont happen.
or
Stop  illegal immigration chupacabra not welcome in America
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 04, 2008, 12:18:47 AM
I think I've been to said animal testing facility. All I saw were baboons.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Faust on August 04, 2008, 12:19:28 AM
Pazuzu! poor thing, what happened to you?
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Dysnomia on August 04, 2008, 07:29:48 AM
it's totally a sea turtle with it's shell ripped off.  Poor nekkid turtle.  :(
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Cain on August 04, 2008, 07:42:02 AM
You know the shells are attached via the spine, right?  I just want to point that out.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 04, 2008, 07:52:44 AM
Yep. A turtle without it's shell would just be a quivering mass of innards.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Cain on August 04, 2008, 07:55:23 AM
Which would be cool, but no monster :sad:
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 04, 2008, 07:56:48 AM
The jury is still out for me. I'm not going to make any kind of judgment-call until I see one.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: LMNO on August 04, 2008, 12:47:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 03, 2008, 08:35:03 PM
http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.


I hear that Obabma is creating new forms of life that only feed on people living in so-called "Red States."  If this is true, how would that affect your voting preference?

[/Wall Street Journal]
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: AFK on August 05, 2008, 02:00:49 PM
Well, all I know is that if that washed up on some beach in rural, coastal Maine, it would be called lunch. 
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 05, 2008, 02:15:34 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 04, 2008, 07:56:48 AM
The jury is still out for me. I'm not going to make any kind of judgment-call until I see one.

I have to agree with TTM on this.  It sounds really cool but...
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Lies on August 05, 2008, 02:40:46 PM
I'm going to bet someone's going to make a lot of money from this.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: LMNO on August 05, 2008, 02:41:49 PM
It's a nutria, isn't it?
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 05, 2008, 04:01:00 PM
 :news:

It's a fucking raccoon.

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/08/the_montauk_monster.php
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 05, 2008, 04:07:20 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 07, 2008, 04:58:24 AM
Bullshit, that is a partially decomposed pitbull.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Jenne on August 07, 2008, 04:59:48 AM
it's got a BEAK!
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 07, 2008, 05:07:03 AM
That's called a nasal cavity minus the flesh.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: BadBeast on May 03, 2010, 03:41:58 AM
My guess is that it's some kind of Pokemon.
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 03, 2010, 08:57:10 AM
Nice bump!
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 03, 2010, 03:41:58 AM
My guess is that it's some kind of Pokemon.

ZOMBIECOON I CHOOSE YOU!
Title: Re: BREAKING: strange monster washes ashore on US coast
Post by: BadBeast on May 03, 2010, 06:54:52 PM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on May 03, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 03, 2010, 03:41:58 AM
My guess is that it's some kind of Pokemon.

ZOMBIECOON I CHOOSE YOU!

Chupa chupa chupa (gotta get them all) Chupacaprismon! Come and suck this goat dry!

(Team Rocket has teh gay)