IMMUTABLE IRREFUTABLE! ASK US ANYTHING!
WE WILL HEAP WISDOM UPON YOUR CHESTICLES!
Why are you here?
is it the real original you? IS IT?
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 09, 2008, 02:30:58 AM
Why are you here?
WE CAME TO WIN THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FORUM! WE WILL WIN GOLD FOR CHINA, AS BUDDHA IS CHINA. THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE. ARE YOU STUPID?
dear BGP, what is HIMEOBS?
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle on August 09, 2008, 02:33:43 AM
is it the real original you? IS IT?
ONLY OUR STYLIST KNOWS FOR SURE! :oops:
MAY WE TOUCH YOUR VAGINA? WE ARE TO ASSURE YOU THIS IS PURELY FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES.
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 02:55:34 AM
dear BGP, what is HIMEOBS?
YOU HAVE TURNED US INTO AN AMPUTEE TREE.
AND A RHYMING LYRICIST! PLEASE TO PURCHASE OUR UPCOMING ALBUM?
....weeeooooooooooooo.....
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:01:09 AM
....weeeooooooooooooo.....
WE ARE TO BE OF NOTEWORTHY: THIS IS OUR RIGHT OF COPY. PLEASE TO NOT CAUSE US TO COMMIT GRAVE SODOMY UPON YOUR YUO WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF LEGAL REAMS! WE ARE HAVE THE CAN ABLE TO EJACULATE ELMER'S GLUE CONSISTENCY. THIS WILL CAUSE GREAT UNJUSTICE TO MANY ABROAD AND ASHORE AND THERE WILL BE NO DEEP DIGGING OR HIGH JUMPING. PLEASE TO MATRICULATE THESE THOUGHTS UNTO AND INTO YOUR OWN HEADFACE. THIS WILL RELATE TO THE FIRST ARTICLE OF UNHELLO.
TO SIMPLIFY: ARE YUO STEPPING?
No.
You're different.
NO KAI! YOU ARE THE DIFFERENT!
AND THEN, KAI WAS THE DIFFERENT!
No, I mean, different from before.
You don't act or sound the same. Your language is off.
Did someone steal the account?
Quote from: Cain on August 07, 2008, 12:11:18 PM
Also, the elitism thing is about playing off naturally populist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Populism) sentiment among the working class. Historically, populism was usually left wing, since the right was linked strongly to social and traditional conservatism and thus the maintenance of the status quo.
However, with the discrediting of conservatism in America from the 1930s to 50s, the foundations of a more just economic system and social progress only being debated in terms of how fast it should happen, social liberalism came to be seen as part of the elite ideology. Thus, at great cost and with a massive rebranding project, the right tried to portray itself as the party of the people - appealing to those whose own natural social conservatism clashed with more liberal ideals, but who economically were better off voting for left-wing groups.
Thats part of how the GOP continues to get people to vote against their economic interests. The elitism thing really is laughable, coming from a party of what is essentially the mega-rich, with financial backing from the world's richest and largest companies, and whose current ruling ideology holds that people are too stupid to decide things for themselves, and need Philosopher Kings to make the real decisions.
But the marketing is more powerful than the fact, and because the Dems tie their own hands by trying to be reasonable and rational, they get owned repeatedly on this point. Its not that the Dems are any less part of the American elite society than the Republicans, but economically at least some of them have interests that do not run counter to those of the working classes. There is actually a level of debate in the Democratic party that goes beyond "how many no-bid contracts can we give away to our cronies while undermining labour laws" which by definition makes them better than the GOP.
But because people have been told that these people are effete, latte drinking intellectuals and elitists, their natural populism comes into play, and they vote Republican out of spite and class hatred. Thats part of the reason why I like Howard Dean, he's recognized this bullshit for what it is and wants to work against it. But so long as policy wonks, "centrists" and political dynasties try to dominate the party, its probably not going to happen, and the branding will stick.
YOUR POST IS OF THE OPPOSITE TO THE RELATIVE OF THIS THREAD! PLEASE TO STAY PLACED ON THE TOPIC?
I think someone took the BGP account.
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:33:17 AM
No, I mean, different from before.
You don't act or sound the same. Your language is off.
Did someone steal the account?
WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE PLACE OF CONCLUSION. THIS CONSTITUTES STEPPING. PLEASE TO CHECK YOURSELF PROPERLY OR YOU WILL CAUSE A WRECK!
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.
WE THINK YOU HAVE IRREGULAR NIPPLES! HOW DOES THIS COMMENT CAUSE YOU TO FEEL?
Its pretty true, actually.
WE ARE FORMAL REQUEST NIPPLE PICTORAL?
Sorry, I don't do pictoral requests.
Why am I getting deja vu?
Something tells me, if you meet buddha's ghost penis on the road, you should cut it off.
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,
Where you been?
Love,
Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.
huh
assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention
I don't know, maybe he's onto something...
Does it really matter?
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.
huh
assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention
He sounds different. I'm guessing.
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.
hey so uh newbie question
CIGAW?
does BGP speak with an accent?
WE ARE FULL OF RETURN!
Quote from: Lysergic on August 09, 2008, 07:36:51 AM
Something tells me, if you meet buddha's ghost penis on the road, you should cut it off.
SOMETHING TELLS ME YUOR KNIFE IS NOT SHARP ENOUGH.
Quote from: RWHN - on vacation on August 09, 2008, 01:33:08 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,
Where you been?
Love,
Rev. What's-His-Name?
A PLACE WHERE YOU CANNOT FOLLOW. WE ARE SORRY WE BROKE YUOR HEART.
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.
huh
assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 09, 2008, 06:50:41 PM
I don't know, maybe he's onto something...
PLEASE TO OBSERVE: QUESTIONS END IN THIS: ?
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on August 09, 2008, 07:43:35 PM
Does it really matter?
EVERYTHING IS MADE OF MATTER. WE ARE SCIENTIFIC NOW.
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.
huh
assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention
He sounds different. I'm guessing.
PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.
HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 10, 2008, 07:49:18 AM
hey so uh newbie question
CIGAW?
WE DO LACK THE KNOW.
CAN YUO?
OH! THIS GIVES US GIGGLE.
YOU MUST SAY "MAY I"?
NO! THAT IS NOT A QUESTION. STOP.
YES. GO NOW.
HALLELUJAH!
Quote from: vexati0n on August 11, 2008, 06:22:11 AM
does BGP speak with an accent?
WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS. IT IS ACCENTED WITH CLEVERLY TRIMMED PUBLIC HAIR.
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:22:54 PM
WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS.
:mittens:
DEAR BGP WHO SHOULD BE PHILOSOPHER OF NEXT WEEK?
Quote from: triple zero on August 11, 2008, 10:32:32 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:22:54 PM
WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS.
:mittens:
DEAR BGP WHO SHOULD BE PHILOSOPHER OF NEXT WEEK?
DON KNOTTS. NEXT PROBE?
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.
HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.
:lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on August 12, 2008, 02:48:22 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.
HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.
:lulz:
YOUR RESPONSE IS NOT QUESTION! PLEASE TO IMMOLATE! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
BGP: Why did you steal all my food?
BGP: Does your phantom limb rest upon your shift key?
Quote from: Cainad on August 16, 2008, 02:13:08 AM
BGP: Why did you steal all my food?
WE ARE HUNGER! PREPARE FOR PROPERTY RAPE! WE HAVE CONTAINED LUBRICATION IN OUR CONTENTS! PLEASE TO ENJOY OR YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS AND IT WILL HURT.
RELAX BABY.
Quote from: caffeinated orange juice on August 16, 2008, 04:14:53 AM
BGP: Does your phantom limb rest upon your shift key?
BECAUSE WE WILL RAPE YUO.
STAND BY FOR RAPE. NO LUBE.
YOUR MANUS IS VERY LOOSE! YOU HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE? VEINY DRIFTER COCKS?
YOU ARE TOO COY!
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:07 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.
huh
assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention
He sounds different. I'm guessing.
PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?
BUMP?
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,
Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless.
How SHOULD I?
Mindfully,
-R
DEAR BGP: SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?
Dear BGP,
Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?
Dear BGP,
Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on December 07, 2009, 06:54:15 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:07 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.
huh
assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention
He sounds different. I'm guessing.
PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?
BUMP?
WE ARE LACKING THE WOMB, OUR BUMP IS OF THE RICEY DOUGHNUT VARIETY. WE ARE OFFENDED NOW.
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,
Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless.
How SHOULD I?
Mindfully,
-R
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2009, 05:16:14 PM
DEAR BGP: SHOULD I THE WHOLE COCA COLA BOTTLE, OR ONLY A LITTLE?
WE SHOULD POINT AT YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS: CAN THIS BE? DO NOT CRACK THE BOTTLE IF YOU ARE LACKING THE ACCOMMODATE. YOU WILL LEAK FROM THE INSIDE.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Dear BGP,
Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?
WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 07, 2009, 06:09:37 PM
Dear BGP,
Should I invest in gold or try my luck with the stock market again?
AS YOUR FINANCÉ WE ARE TO SUGGEST THE PURCHASE OF A HONDA TO BE FILLED WITH SILVER AND THE AK-47. YOU MAY SEND US HELLO THROUGH POST. WE ARE AVAILABLE FOR MODEST RETAINER FEE. YOU ARE NOW OF THE WELCOME STATE.
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:13:00 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Dear BGP,
Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?
WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.
I thought we were friends... :cry:
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,
Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless.
How SHOULD I?
Mindfully,
-R
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.
Gratitude and JOY!
Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
Shush you, BGP has a nature of infinite.
BGP! Should I dress to the right or left? And please, what is the proper etiquette when one sneezes into ones hand in company, has no tissues or anything and no quick access to anything to wipe it off?
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
I believe you've said this several times now. However, each time, you've been wrong.
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
I believe you've said this several times now. However, each time, you've been wrong.
Except the first time. The first time, he was right.
Quote from: Brotep on December 12, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
I believe you've said this several times now. However, each time, you've been wrong.
Except the first time. The first time, he was right.
Nope. BGP has always been the same person, I'm looking at the logs right now and unless someone A) haxored BGP's computer or B) he let someone else use his computer to post as BGP, it's BGP.
why?
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 11, 2009, 11:17:31 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:13:00 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 07, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Dear BGP,
Should I get a Droid or stick with my old phone?
WE ARE OF BELIEF YOU SHOULD DISPOSE PHONE FOR YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NO NEED OF COMMUNICATION.
I thought we were friends... :cry:
PLEASE TO RESCULPT YOUR WHINEY BITCHTONES INTO SENTENCE FORM?
Quote from: Richter on December 11, 2009, 11:22:16 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 11, 2009, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 07, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,
Other spiritual figures tell me how I SHOULD NOT, which is useless.
How SHOULD I?
Mindfully,
-R
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS. WE ARE SO VERY HELLO.
Gratitude and JOY!
PLEASE TO SHOW US THE GRATUITY IN BACK ROOM? WE HAVE AMPLE SOY SAUCE!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 12, 2009, 01:36:24 AM
Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?
WE ARE TO SUGGEST YOU GARDEN THE COMMUNITY FOR GREAT JUSTICE! PLEASE TO UNDERSTAND?
dear BGP, plz to squirt your soy sauce in my face
PLEASE TO NOTE: THE STATEMENT IS UNQUESTION. PLEASE TO CURB THE FUCKSTOCK TO MONKEY AVOIDANCE OR CRAM THE UNHELLO INTO UNPLEASANT!
Quote from: Payne on December 12, 2009, 01:16:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
Shush you, BGP has a nature of infinite.
BGP! Should I dress to the right or left? And please, what is the proper etiquette when one sneezes into ones hand in company, has no tissues or anything and no quick access to anything to wipe it off?
WE ARE TO INSIST YOUR DRESS PROGRESS IN THE UPWARD. THIS LEADS TO HELLO.
FOR EXPECTORANCE ONE MUST FACE THEIR LEAVINGS WILL FULL HELLO. DO NOT FEAR. FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER. YOU MUST BUDDHA NATURE.
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
I believe you've said this several times now. However, each time, you've been wrong.
WE ARE BELIEVE THIS IS NOT A QUESTION. PLEASE TO REPHRASE TO PLEASE THE US.
Quote from: Brotep on December 12, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
I believe you've said this several times now. However, each time, you've been wrong.
Except the first time. The first time, he was right.
PLEASE TO SEE OUR FORMER LEAVINGS.
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 13, 2009, 12:04:38 AM
Quote from: Brotep on December 12, 2009, 05:13:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2009, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 12, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
Thats totally not BGP. The statements feel contrived, and the syntax is not the same.
I believe you've said this several times now. However, each time, you've been wrong.
Except the first time. The first time, he was right.
Nope. BGP has always been the same person, I'm looking at the logs right now and unless someone A) haxored BGP's computer or B) he let someone else use his computer to post as BGP, it's BGP.
PLEASE TO NOTE: YOUR STATEMENT LACKS QUESTION.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 18, 2009, 05:49:03 AM
dear BGP, plz to squirt your soy sauce in my face
PLEASE TO NOTE: KNEEPADS ARE OF THE RECOMMENDED VARIETY. ARE YOU TO LIKE APPETIZER?
Dear Sir/Madam Penis,
I regret to inform you that the two sprinkler attachments I received from your company were unsatisfactory. It appears that they were never designed to go anywhere near a sprinkler system in the first place, and frankly, the smell is offensive to both me and the neighbors.
Hey BGP, should I be celibate for a while? Say, a year?
Why the hell did you come back?
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 18, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 12, 2009, 01:36:24 AM
Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?
WE ARE TO SUGGEST YOU GARDEN THE COMMUNITY FOR GREAT JUSTICE! PLEASE TO UNDERSTAND?
hkmmm i fancy a spot of guerrilla gardening. thank you BGP.
Are there life after death?
Why is the sound of one hand fapping?
2B or not 2B - choose nao!
BGP, what should I have taken this opportunity to ask you?
BGP, should I really? I mean, honestly really?
ATTN HAUNTED PENIS: WHERE ARE MY ADVICES ¿
WHY ARE YOU UNHELLO ¿ :argh!:
The Penis has left as suddenly as it came, it seems.
PENIS'S BUDDHA NATURE IS LUMPY :x
Who dogs the outlet?
Where are you when we need you most?
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 29, 2012, 04:04:13 PM
Where are you when we need you most?
HE IS PASSED INTO NIRVANA
DAVID GROHL NAO HAS ASS PAINS