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We've all seen or heard of joke parking tickets, but this promises to be completely different. Why? Because these are Discordian™ joke parking tickets. This particular rant by TGRR (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14227.msg453539#msg453539), as laid out by Netaungrot, is the example used in this picture. For TicketGASM, more rants, short essays, and memebombs should be laid out in a format that can be easily stuck behind a windshield wiper and will look more or less like a parking ticket from a distance.
Credit for this idea goes entirely to Valerie LeFurston, who also suggested sticking such fake tickets inside real parking tickets for extra lulz.
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Yo, this is a seriously great idea. Because with posters, you're guarenteed that somebody's gonna see it, but it's possible no one will read it, especially if there's a lot of text. But when you put a ticket on someone's car, you can guarentee that your pamphlet will be read. You only hit one person (as opposed to the random number of people who will see a poster), but you can be they'll see it.
Great idea, Cainad and Val!
We should get some fake looking tickets shopped up, with our text on them.
Protip: It would look even more like a ticket if you print it on bright yellow paper.