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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM

Title: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: hooplala on August 25, 2008, 09:03:05 PM
My father enjoys the music of Leon Redbone. 

Horrific upbringing is rather subjective.  Do what I do: drink a lot, learn to ignore, but nod now and then... to be polite.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 09:05:33 PM
I'm not old enough to drink. Will retreating into my own mental world work?
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: yarn on August 25, 2008, 09:08:44 PM
It's cool - I give you permission to drink.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on August 25, 2008, 09:15:59 PM
My father writes limericks.   :x
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: fomenter on August 25, 2008, 09:19:41 PM
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

embrace your upbringing and infiltrate, become a mole for chaos....
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: hooplala on August 25, 2008, 09:29:02 PM
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 09:05:33 PM
I'm not old enough to drink. Will retreating into my own mental world work?

In a pinch, sure.  But do yourself a favour and go buy yourself a flask... you deserve it.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Jenne on August 25, 2008, 09:35:21 PM
How intriguing.  My father works for the government, too.

Course, I bet what he does is infinitely more interesting just because of circumstance.  Currently, he's a cook for the cons who fight fires in California's breadbasket.

I'm totally embracing this aspect of his career history.  It's building our characters and making us stronger.

Of course, it also helps me do what Hoopla describes above:  drink moar...etc.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 25, 2008, 10:32:00 PM
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

your father works for the Pentagon?

and you are trying to forget this rather than exploit it?

ECH,
not sure what you're complaining about
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2008, 12:55:32 AM
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

:mullet:
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2008, 12:56:05 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on August 25, 2008, 09:15:59 PM
My father writes limericks.   :x

My father sells used fleshlights.   :sad:
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Cain on August 26, 2008, 01:00:34 AM
My father blows up bridges, floods towns and has secretly expanded the power of the Environment Agency to the degree that they can walk onto 1/3 of the private land in the country without a warrant or the owners permission.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.

Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.



But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.



But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: hooplala on August 26, 2008, 01:16:54 PM
Your father is Lex Luthor?
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:20:00 PM
The secret is out!
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Cain on August 26, 2008, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.



But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.

NOT BRIDGES.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:24:08 PM
::Whistling music::


(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10111154A~Bridge-on-the-River-Kwai-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: AFK on August 26, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
My father thinks he's funny. 
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:40:54 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
My father thinks he's funny. 

Like father, like son...
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: AFK on August 26, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
It's to be expected though, his mother, my grandmother, was quite the card.  A true saint she was.   
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 26, 2008, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.



But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.

NOT BRIDGES.

YES, BRIDGES:
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3218/jeffbridgescc8.jpg)



My father is a philandering lawyer/physician/hypnotist in the midwest.


Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Cain on August 26, 2008, 02:15:06 PM
Selling bridges you do not own is an acceptable subsitute.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: evangelikevin on August 26, 2008, 03:41:53 PM
Quote from: fnord mote eris on August 25, 2008, 09:19:41 PM
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...

embrace your upbringing and infiltrate, become a mole for chaos....

Very good idea! I think I was already doing that.... might be why we don't like each other!
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: evangelikevin on August 26, 2008, 03:45:28 PM
Hey, whichever one of you has Lex Luthor for a dad, stick with him. HE'S ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 26, 2008, 05:54:51 PM
My dad is a retired factory worker who has been on disability for over 10 years because of bad joints and a bad ticker.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Mangrove on August 26, 2008, 06:03:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.



But can he blow up bridges?

No, so there.

Did he lol when CERN announced they wanted to make 'mini blackholes' and people freaked out thinking that the Earth would be destroyed?

No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 06:06:32 PM
Major Lail occured when it was proposed that the LHC would produce enough antimatter to obliterate the entire galaxy.
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Mangrove on August 26, 2008, 06:17:15 PM
I was very disappointed to learn that the artificial blackholes would be mind bendingly small and exist for a time division so small that I can scarcely bring myselef to care about it.


Attn: Physicists - NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!   :argh!:
Title: Re: Sons, Daughters, and Neuter Offspring of Knights of the Five-Sided Castle
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2008, 10:45:31 PM
The length of time they will exist is purely theoretical so far.  There is hope for destruction yet.