Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...
My father enjoys the music of Leon Redbone.
Horrific upbringing is rather subjective. Do what I do: drink a lot, learn to ignore, but nod now and then... to be polite.
I'm not old enough to drink. Will retreating into my own mental world work?
It's cool - I give you permission to drink.
My father writes limericks. :x
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...
embrace your upbringing and infiltrate, become a mole for chaos....
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 09:05:33 PM
I'm not old enough to drink. Will retreating into my own mental world work?
In a pinch, sure. But do yourself a favour and go buy yourself a flask... you deserve it.
How intriguing. My father works for the government, too.
Course, I bet what he does is infinitely more interesting just because of circumstance. Currently, he's a cook for the cons who fight fires in California's breadbasket.
I'm totally embracing this aspect of his career history. It's building our characters and making us stronger.
Of course, it also helps me do what Hoopla describes above: drink moar...etc.
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...
your father works for the Pentagon?
and you are trying to forget this rather than exploit it?
ECH,
not sure what you're complaining about
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...
:mullet:
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on August 25, 2008, 09:15:59 PM
My father writes limericks. :x
My father sells used fleshlights. :sad:
My father blows up bridges, floods towns and has secretly expanded the power of the Environment Agency to the degree that they can walk onto 1/3 of the private land in the country without a warrant or the owners permission.
My father works in the White House.
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.
But can he blow up bridges?
No, so there.
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.
But can he blow up bridges?
No, so there.
No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.
Your father is Lex Luthor?
The secret is out!
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.
But can he blow up bridges?
No, so there.
No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.
NOT BRIDGES.
::Whistling music::
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10111154A~Bridge-on-the-River-Kwai-Posters.jpg)
My father thinks he's funny.
It's to be expected though, his mother, my grandmother, was quite the card. A true saint she was.
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.
But can he blow up bridges?
No, so there.
No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.
NOT BRIDGES.
YES, BRIDGES:
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3218/jeffbridgescc8.jpg)
My father is a philandering lawyer/physician/hypnotist in the midwest.
Selling bridges you do not own is an acceptable subsitute.
Quote from: fnord mote eris on August 25, 2008, 09:19:41 PM
Quote from: evangelikevin on August 25, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
Unfortunately, my father is a certified, card-carrying (metaphorically, anyways) member of the Knights of the Five-Sided Castle. He works for the United States government. I'm looking for others like me to help each other overcome this horrific upbringing so that we can become truly Chaos Incarnate. For further explanation, consult your pineal gland...
embrace your upbringing and infiltrate, become a mole for chaos....
Very good idea! I think I was already doing that.... might be why we don't like each other!
Hey, whichever one of you has Lex Luthor for a dad, stick with him. HE'S ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dad is a retired factory worker who has been on disability for over 10 years because of bad joints and a bad ticker. :kingmeh:
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 12:42:51 PM
My father works in the White House.
But can he blow up bridges?
No, so there.
Did he lol when CERN announced they wanted to make 'mini blackholes' and people freaked out thinking that the Earth would be destroyed?
No, he tries to blow up the universe looking for the Higgs boson.
Major Lail occured when it was proposed that the LHC would produce enough antimatter to obliterate the entire galaxy.
I was very disappointed to learn that the artificial blackholes would be mind bendingly small and exist for a time division so small that I can scarcely bring myselef to care about it.
Attn: Physicists - NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!! :argh!:
The length of time they will exist is purely theoretical so far. There is hope for destruction yet.