BREAKING: some dutch semi-satirical confrontational food testing and research TV programma found out that 30-70% of the cheese on McDonalds Cheese Burgers, NY Pizza pizza's, oven pizzas, ready made oven lasagna, etc etc is actually fake and made of oil+starch+flavourings.
yeah, big fucking deal, tell me something i didn't already suspect for a long time.
this, however is BESIDES THE POINT
BUT THIS:
(http://www.brabantsdagblad.nl/multimedia/archive/00862/_Kaas_op_pizza_s_is_862767b.jpg)
http://www.brabantsdagblad.nl/voorpagina/3622743/Kaas-op-pizza-en-cheeseburger-is-nep.ece
THE MACHINE ON THAT PICTURE IS A FAKE CHEESE MACHINE
how fucking awesome is that????
INDEED
IT'S A FUCKING FAKE CHEESE MACHINE
thank you for your attention.
yeah, over here it's known as "american cheese" and it comes on damn near everything (at least as far as fast food is concerned).
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 29, 2008, 10:14:02 PM
yeah, over here it's known as "american cheese" and it comes on damn near everything (at least as far as fast food is concerned).
This alone makes me feel just a little ashamed of my country.
as far as having embarrassing things named after where you're from, it could always be worse.
unless, of course, you ARE from Cleveland.
My rule of thumb is, if it just says "cheese" on the package, it's real cheese. If it says "Cheese Food", "Cheese Product" or "Cheeselike Substance", it's mostly bat guano.
People from Wisconsin know their cheese.
American cheese doesn't sell very well in rural Wisconsin.
'nuff said.
it's really an affront to everything decent.
and yet...
sometimes it's SO good.
also, it's a FAKE CHEESE MACHINE.
So now all we need is a fake crackers machine, and Wallace and Gromit will be all set.
fake cheese was not a gouda idea
goddammit, dude.
I was trying to give you a chance to redeem yourself and you just totally bleu it.
he is not the only one making puns leave him brie
also puns may not be arty but they could be havarti
EDAM YUO ALL!
Whey does this kind of thing happen to almost every thread here?
i curdn't help it. this thread was bound to get jacked anyway.
'Kay, so . . . good puns come from age
Quote from: singer on August 30, 2008, 11:20:50 AM
Whey does this kind of thing happen to almost every thread here?
We have nothing better to do. We're waiting for Daruko to bring his Armageddon Squad to PD. Yo MOMMA happens to almost every thread here. I was hit as a child. We are all actually RWHNs alts. Sometimes, I eat a biscuit. The Mods made me do it. Christopher Walken made me do it. Now look what you made me do.
Or, because this is Discord.
Take your pick.
Quote from: Dr. Payne on August 30, 2008, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: singer on August 30, 2008, 11:20:50 AM
Whey does this kind of thing happen to almost every thread here?
We have nothing better to do. We're waiting for Daruko to bring his Armageddon Squad to PD. Yo MOMMA happens to almost every thread here. I was hit as a child. We are all actually RWHNs alts. Sometimes, I eat a biscuit. The Mods made me do it. Christopher Walken made me do it. Now look what you made me do.
Or, because this is Discord.
Take your pick.
(http://judyonthenet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/nowai.jpg)
Me too!
I've been saying that for years, ever since I heard it on a Dolph Lundgren exercise video. I don't know why I was watching it, but there you go. One the highlights of his career.
i asked my friend if he still knew when cheese was real, but he said he camembert
This is getting whey out of control.
its becoming a cottage industry
Many moons ago i worked at papajohns pizza, and found it humorous that the cheese was advertized as '100% Real Cheese', with the 'R' capitalized because it was 'Real' brand cheese....
Quote from: Iptuous on August 30, 2008, 05:13:28 PM
Many moons ago i worked at papajohns pizza, and found it humorous that the cheese was advertized as '100% Real Cheese', with the 'R' capitalized because it was 'Real' brand cheese....
*Gasp* those munsters!
lol, Krafty.
The marketer that came up with it was pretty sharp in my opinion
marketing guys always string you along
Feta love of god, you guys, give it a rest.
what? you just want tofu get about it?
I'm growing fodu them myself
This thread makes my insides all a churney.
it makes the rest of us cream
What was this thread about, again? I need someone to jog my mammary.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2008, 09:37:13 PM
Feta love of god, you guys, give it a rest.
no, there's Stiltons of cheese puns to be made.
Asiago away for a couple of days, but it doesn't stop...
Quote from: Dr. Payne on August 30, 2008, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: singer on August 30, 2008, 11:20:50 AM
Whey does this kind of thing happen to almost every thread here?
We have nothing better to do. We're waiting for Daruko to bring his Armageddon Squad to PD. Yo MOMMA happens to almost every thread here. I was hit as a child. We are all actually RWHNs alts. Sometimes, I eat a biscuit. The Mods made me do it. Christopher Walken made me do it. Now look what you made me do.
Or, because this is Discord.
Take your pick.
Payne means a soggy biscuit, of course.
I havarti 'nuff of this cheddar jack
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 31, 2008, 03:38:32 PM
I havarti 'nuff of this cheddar jack
Uh-oh..... we've already used havarti.......
perhaps this thread
is getting moldy..
you wish toe see it be over but it taint over yet
yes, we keep trying to hide it under a rock, but....
it keeps crawling back out fromunda it.
it takes a big Longhorn to keep these puns going
Y'all have jacked this thread enough.
Colby that we all just know way too much about cheese.
This topic is so aged it's not fungus any more. :|
It's getting rind of old.
Cut it out already. (GET IT? CUT "IT" OUT, WHERE IT=CHEESE?! OMG I AM SO WITTY)
That was a truly cheesy line, Cainad, I mean, really.
It made me melt.
:lulz:
Any way you slice it, this fread is orver.
Oy you're really milking it now.
This queso is no longer fresco, and you know it.
I gamalost; what're you talking about?
The mold on this fread means it's time to shut the cheese drawer, once and frinault.
Fucking Jarslberg doesn't sound like any English words I can think of. I give up.
QUITTER!
Y'all bleu my mind--I <3 this thread.
Quote from: Eve on September 08, 2008, 07:22:45 AM
Y'all bleu my mind--I <3 this thread.
Bleu was already used so you can't have it.
That's nacho cheese.
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 08, 2008, 10:45:30 AM
Quote from: Eve on September 08, 2008, 07:22:45 AM
Y'all bleu my mind--I <3 this thread.
Bleu was already used so you can't have it.
That's nacho cheese.
Hey, havarti was used at least three times. I can double up on bleu.
-Eve,
has no moar cheesy puns for this thread.
:D
Four and half pages of cheese puns. Talk about stracchino it out...
ZIPPLETITS, WHAT HATH THOU WROUGHT?!
Parmigiano about?
4 pages, how long until someone goes Postel
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 08, 2008, 09:26:38 PM
:D
i figure this thread mozzarella been fun for you.
but, i think i must goat cheese punning some more, the possibilities are paneer-ly endless.
some of these have really gone out on a Limburger.
(self reference bonus: +1)
Pfffft. You all know Jack.
Que, so what do we do now? Pourt Wine and drink a bit?
My theory is that it's all part of a Swiss conspiracy.
...drumroll
Your theory is full of holes.
:rimshot:
FREAD OVAR.
I don't know how we've managed to mask our puns this well for this long.
Should probably start another String.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 06, 2008, 11:16:01 PM
I don't know how we've managed to mask our puns this well for this long.
:mittens:
Quote from: revidc on October 10, 2008, 04:57:58 PM:lulz: a fake cheese machine.
Only in amerika.
THIS WAS IN DUTCHLAND
You Guys Are Fucking Up My Chee sepuns!
You are my Foe.....CATTIA IN A CLEVER TRAP
Oh, christ! isn't it time to put this thread out to Pasteur?! It's driving me emmental!
if i thought about this thread to much Adelost my mind by now too
Yeah, this thread is the wurst.
This thread continues to please me grately.
Has it oc-curd to you that others suffer from the whey this thread continues?!?
with such a Abondance of cheese varieties we will make there suffering last..
Cheez whiz.... when is enough enough already?