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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2008, 12:25:48 AM

Title: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2008, 12:25:48 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26596749/

QuoteThe drama was tipped to unfold in a tent on the sprawling, fortified compound in Tripoli but Gaddafi opted for a deliberately low-key approach with the top U.S. diplomat he refers to as "Leezza" and "my darling black African woman" in media interviews.

:lulz:

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The first recorded public encounter was in a bland reception room, unadorned by flags or any other diplomatic trappings and where the chaos came from jostling photographers and journalists trying to record the awkward moment as Rice's staff scrambled over furniture to get into the room.

He does that on purpose you know.   :lulz:
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Richter on September 09, 2008, 01:24:22 AM
Ye cats. :lulz:
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2008, 01:26:44 AM
:lulz:  Damn, that dude is smooth.
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2008, 01:31:34 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2008, 01:26:44 AM
:lulz:  Damn, that dude is smooth.

"Making an Ass of American diplomats, and Doing it with style."
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2008, 01:32:24 AM
Only someone like Qadaffi would have the balls, srsly.
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Richter on September 09, 2008, 01:39:49 AM
It's on the main Reuters site too!
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Enrico Salazar on September 09, 2008, 02:03:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2008, 12:25:48 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26596749/

QuoteThe drama was tipped to unfold in a tent on the sprawling, fortified compound in Tripoli but Gaddafi opted for a deliberately low-key approach with the top U.S. diplomat he refers to as "Leezza" and "my darling black African woman" in media interviews.

:lulz:

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The first recorded public encounter was in a bland reception room, unadorned by flags or any other diplomatic trappings and where the chaos came from jostling photographers and journalists trying to record the awkward moment as Rice's staff scrambled over furniture to get into the room.

He does that on purpose you know.   :lulz:

Is good.  these brilliant swine..  All Enrico had do was paint over formidable mustache, like Caesar Romero before, and also to smile more.  Was very tire.

But.  Enrico must make goddamn stories clear.  Enrico would never say to Leeza "my darling black African woman"... Enrico call her his darling Negress.  Is compliment.  Leeza is yellow, so is compliment.  She love it.

And those journalist.  Those fuckings journalist should be string up with razor wire.  Why they can not just print "FETISH ROOM" and get over it with? 

Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2008, 02:18:31 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on September 09, 2008, 02:03:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2008, 12:25:48 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26596749/

QuoteThe drama was tipped to unfold in a tent on the sprawling, fortified compound in Tripoli but Gaddafi opted for a deliberately low-key approach with the top U.S. diplomat he refers to as "Leezza" and "my darling black African woman" in media interviews.

:lulz:

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The first recorded public encounter was in a bland reception room, unadorned by flags or any other diplomatic trappings and where the chaos came from jostling photographers and journalists trying to record the awkward moment as Rice's staff scrambled over furniture to get into the room.

He does that on purpose you know.   :lulz:

Is good.  these brilliant swine..  All Enrico had do was paint over formidable mustache, like Caesar Romero before, and also to smile more.  Was very tire.

But.  Enrico must make goddamn stories clear.  Enrico would never say to Leeza "my darling black African woman"... Enrico call her his darling Negress.  Is compliment.  Leeza is yellow, so is compliment.  She love it.

And those journalist.  Those fuckings journalist should be string up with razor wire.  Why they can not just print "FETISH ROOM" and get over it with? 



They aren't very fair and balanced.

And you did the furniture thing just because Leeza always wears a skirt, right?  You old dog you.
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Enrico Salazar on September 09, 2008, 02:30:30 AM
Is true.  He also pump up air conditioner, then trigger sprinkler system. 
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2008, 02:36:22 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on September 09, 2008, 02:30:30 AM
Is true.  He also pump up air conditioner, then trigger sprinkler system. 

Fuck.

Hey, Enrico. 

Run for president.  We need more Glorious Faggotry, and less Baby Jebus.
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2008, 04:42:50 AM
Enrico doesn't RUN, he'll just declare himself and win.

Of course he's going to have to deal with Fred.
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Payne on September 09, 2008, 08:52:13 AM
Well, that seals it.

I'm DEFINITELY staying the fuck away from Libya now.
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Cain on September 09, 2008, 11:02:06 AM
I suspect the real Gaddaffi is actually living in disguise.... AS OBAMA'S PASTOR!

Evidence?

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,907040-6,00.html

"God damn America!"

See that?  God.  Not Allah, GOD.  Suck on it, moonbats, your messiah is spiritually led by Mummar al-Gaddaffi.
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: AFK on September 09, 2008, 01:47:35 PM
Somehow, I think some of Bush's stooges are really looking forward to January. 

Also, Enrico, I like your style.   :D
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2008, 04:39:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2008, 04:42:50 AM
Enrico doesn't RUN, he'll just declare himself and win.

Of course he's going to have to deal with Fred.

They can arm wrestle for VPship...
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 08:57:11 PM
Bumpity bump.
Title: Re: I KNEW IT! Enrico Salazar has killed and impersonated Moammar Khaddafy!
Post by: Freeky on October 26, 2010, 10:16:17 PM
 :lulz: