Or Kill Me stopped talking to me. They must be in my head now, learning by observing the master. Is this board harder or easier?
Which is to say: whose cock do I suck to get a custom title around here?
Check your profile preferences.
mine, but it's not happening so don't waste your breath.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 11, 2008, 05:33:43 AM
mine, but it's not happening so don't waste your breath.
You were being a total noob in Or Kill Me
Cast: Ryan Seacrest Simon Cowell Randy Jackson Paula Abdul Smug Religionists of various stripes The Bovine Millions ACT 1 SCENE 1. RS: Hi! I'm Ryan Seacrest...and when I'm not busy pretending to date Teri Hatcher (catch her in season 3 of Desparate Housewives), I like to host this new show...... FALSE IDOL (Cue opening credits & music. CGI montage of various religious symbols, figures, institutions etc) RS: Tonight, we begin the search to find America's best prophet/cult leader/whacko. Here's what happened at our New York auditions. ACT 1 SCENE 2. (sweeping camera shots of hundreds of devotees hanging around outside on the street, waving to the TV crew and clutching their scriptures & audition number sheets) (interior shot: religious hopefuls sat waiting inside building. RS approaches) RS: Hi, I'm the entirely heterosexual Ryan Seacrest. Contestant 1: (dismissive glare) RS: Err...uhh...what's your name? C1: I'm AL Aqbar Jihadi! Silence you fornicating western dog!! (Seacrest looks askance into camera and backs away slowly) ACT 1 SCENE 3 (inside audtion room. the judges are behind a desk drinking COCA COLA, except paula who is drinking vodka out of a brown paper bag. simon is looking bored) SC: Okay Contestant 1. What is your name and where are you from? C1: I AM AL AQBAR JIHADI! I AM 24 YEARS OLD AND I'M FROM WISCONSIN!! SC: [bemused] RJ: Aight dawg...let's hear it. PA: I LURRVE YUO! C1: ALLAH WILL SEVER THE HEAD FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN SATAN!! HE WILL BOIL YOUR STOMACHS IN HELL!!! THE BLOOD OF 234 GAZILLION MUSLIMS IS ON YOUR HANDS!!! SC: Stop! Stop! STOP!! That was the WORST koranic sabre rattling I've heard in months. It was just appauling Osama-karaoke. PA: I LIKE YOUR SHOES!! RJ: Ok dawg, check it out. I recorded with Khomeni back in '79 and you just didn't bring it tonight. SC: You're not even Middle Eastern, are you? C1: F*** you! You don't know nothin' about me! I've got more theological talent than all of you motherf*****s. [C1 exits] (cuts to advert by Ford. Carrie Underwood is ploughed down by Kermit the Frog driving a hybrid SUV) ACT 1 SCENE 4. (back to the audition room) PA: I HATE YUO [girlie punches SC in the arm] [the next contestant arrives] C2: Repent!! Repent!! You must realize that God sent his only son Jesus because of his love for mankind....and if you don't....then well, you'll BURN!!! ALL THE HOMOS, JEWS & LIBERALS WILL BURN!! MWAA HAAA HAA HAA...THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD!! The Judges: ??? [security takes C2 away, but not before administering a Rodney King-esque beat down] PA: Byee!!!!! [hiccups] ACT 2 SCENE 1. (It is the near the end of the day, the judges are weary, Paula is only a shot glass away from unconsciousness. C3 arrives) SC: And you are? C3: Elijah Greenbaum. SC: And what are you going to do for us tonight? C3: I'd like to do a song entitled 'Counting the nostril hairs of Yahweh.' SC: NEXT! ACT 2 SCENE 2. [hundreds of clips edited together - buddhists, newagers, wiccans, hindus, toltec shaman etc etc are all chastised by Simon's threatening English accent] ACT 2 SCENE 3. RJ: This is the last one I'm hearing today. PA: [is hunched over the desk, partially undressed] SC: If this f****** shite show doesn't pick up soon, I'm f****** going back to London tonight. [C4 appears] SC: [very impatient...yes, even more than usual] RJ: What's up dawg......etc? C4: Everyone is in a Black Iron Prison....except me SC: Oh thank f*** for that. You're through to the next round.
Now I get to write my own second act ^___________^
we'd really prefer it if you didn't.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 11, 2008, 12:42:08 PM
we'd really prefer it if you didn't.
Of course you would. But it's no longer your choice to make, is it now? These are times of chaos, as Goddess likes it most. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
"I asked for true love,", she said, "not the one..."
"How could you expect anything else? The only truth is that of the one."
She invoked. She called me truth and love. Now I'm free to call the world any word I know. And so are you, if you believe in true love...
romance is dead
what's the story here guys? This is a CoG refugee, right? :lulz:
It's so cute when they try to troll us back.
No.
The thing is, Janvier was saying some cool and interesting stuff when he first showed up. Its a shame, he had some ideas which looked like they held some promise.
Sometimes I think people come in with good ideas and get distracted by the rough welcome. (Not that I would have any PERSONAL experience with that sort of error in thinking...)
Janvier will probably get bored and leave, or catch the current of the site and modify his posting to fit the audience. I hope for the latter, because he does seem to be a thinking person, rather than a cabbage.
Look back through his posts, at the ones he started with. I liked those, though I was too busy job-hunting to really comment. No comparison between them and the current drivel.
Janvier, you fucking idiot.
you just reported my post.
to me. telling me you didn't believe me about this being my site.
now I have your email address.
oops.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 13, 2008, 08:20:44 PM
Janvier, you fucking idiot.
you just reported my post.
to me. telling me you didn't believe me about this being my site.
now I have your email address.
oops.
:lulz:
You should give it to the McCain/Palin campaign.
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 11, 2008, 04:22:19 PMJanvier will probably get bored and leave, or catch the current of the site and modify his posting to fit the audience. I hope for the latter, because he does seem to be a thinking person, rather than a cabbage.
I'll post something interesting again when I have something interesting to post. I dumped a whole lot of stuff I was working on at first, but regardless of whether people really read it and understood it, I don't have anything quite like that at the ready now. I'll probably modify my posting eventually, but I needed to prove someone wrong who stated that you "can't troll a troll religion".
Quote from: Janvier on September 15, 2008, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 11, 2008, 04:22:19 PMJanvier will probably get bored and leave, or catch the current of the site and modify his posting to fit the audience. I hope for the latter, because he does seem to be a thinking person, rather than a cabbage.
I'll post something interesting again when I have something interesting to post. I dumped a whole lot of stuff I was working on at first, but regardless of whether people really read it and understood it, I don't have anything quite like that at the ready now. I'll probably modify my posting eventually, but I needed to prove someone wrong who stated that you "can't troll a troll religion".
Nothing new and exciting to see here folks - just in case there was any lingering doubt, it's another of the "troll the trolls" types. Joy.
/pledge
Quote from: That One Guy on September 15, 2008, 02:50:25 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 15, 2008, 12:16:43 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 11, 2008, 04:22:19 PMJanvier will probably get bored and leave, or catch the current of the site and modify his posting to fit the audience. I hope for the latter, because he does seem to be a thinking person, rather than a cabbage.
I'll post something interesting again when I have something interesting to post. I dumped a whole lot of stuff I was working on at first, but regardless of whether people really read it and understood it, I don't have anything quite like that at the ready now. I'll probably modify my posting eventually, but I needed to prove someone wrong who stated that you "can't troll a troll religion".
Nothing new and exciting to see here folks - just in case there was any lingering doubt, it's another of the "troll the trolls" types. Joy.
/pledge
You haven't read a lot of what I've written, have you?
every word of it.
and for what it's worth, it's ALL useless drivel.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 15, 2008, 03:26:42 PM
every word of it.
and for what it's worth, it's ALL useless drivel.
What does "useless drivel" mean? Because maybe it means something other than what I think it does : O
Also, regardless of your answer, I suppose you would consider the following to be useless drivel as well:
"All men are doing the same things; they just call them differently."
Right?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 13, 2008, 08:20:44 PM
Janvier, you fucking idiot.
you just reported my post.
to me. telling me you didn't believe me about this being my site.
now I have your email address.
oops.
That is the fucking funnay.
Quote from: Janvier on September 15, 2008, 03:30:38 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 15, 2008, 03:26:42 PM
every word of it.
and for what it's worth, it's ALL useless drivel.
What does "useless drivel" mean? Because maybe it means something other than what I think it does : O
Also, regardless of your answer, I suppose you would consider the following to be useless drivel as well:
"All men are doing the same things; they just call them differently."
Right?
All humans are of equal value, but some are better communicators than others. Cain is a really good example of that. Daruko is another. Read their posts and see if you can figure out what I mean.
Quote from: Janvier on September 11, 2008, 07:23:05 AM
Cast: Ryan Seacrest Simon Cowell Randy Jackson Paula Abdul Smug Religionists of various stripes The Bovine Millions ACT 1 SCENE 1. RS: Hi! I'm Ryan Seacrest...and when I'm not busy pretending to date Teri Hatcher (catch her in season 3 of Desparate Housewives), I like to host this new show...... FALSE IDOL (Cue opening credits & music. CGI montage of various religious symbols, figures, institutions etc) RS: Tonight, we begin the search to find America's best prophet/cult leader/whacko. Here's what happened at our New York auditions. ACT 1 SCENE 2. (sweeping camera shots of hundreds of devotees hanging around outside on the street, waving to the TV crew and clutching their scriptures & audition number sheets) (interior shot: religious hopefuls sat waiting inside building. RS approaches) RS: Hi, I'm the entirely heterosexual Ryan Seacrest. Contestant 1: (dismissive glare) RS: Err...uhh...what's your name? C1: I'm AL Aqbar Jihadi! Silence you fornicating western dog!! (Seacrest looks askance into camera and backs away slowly) ACT 1 SCENE 3 (inside audtion room. the judges are behind a desk drinking COCA COLA, except paula who is drinking vodka out of a brown paper bag. simon is looking bored) SC: Okay Contestant 1. What is your name and where are you from? C1: I AM AL AQBAR JIHADI! I AM 24 YEARS OLD AND I'M FROM WISCONSIN!! SC: [bemused] RJ: Aight dawg...let's hear it. PA: I LURRVE YUO! C1: ALLAH WILL SEVER THE HEAD FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN SATAN!! HE WILL BOIL YOUR STOMACHS IN HELL!!! THE BLOOD OF 234 GAZILLION MUSLIMS IS ON YOUR HANDS!!! SC: Stop! Stop! STOP!! That was the WORST koranic sabre rattling I've heard in months. It was just appauling Osama-karaoke. PA: I LIKE YOUR SHOES!! RJ: Ok dawg, check it out. I recorded with Khomeni back in '79 and you just didn't bring it tonight. SC: You're not even Middle Eastern, are you? C1: F*** you! You don't know nothin' about me! I've got more theological talent than all of you motherf*****s. [C1 exits] (cuts to advert by Ford. Carrie Underwood is ploughed down by Kermit the Frog driving a hybrid SUV) ACT 1 SCENE 4. (back to the audition room) PA: I HATE YUO [girlie punches SC in the arm] [the next contestant arrives] C2: Repent!! Repent!! You must realize that God sent his only son Jesus because of his love for mankind....and if you don't....then well, you'll BURN!!! ALL THE HOMOS, JEWS & LIBERALS WILL BURN!! MWAA HAAA HAA HAA...THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD!! The Judges: ??? [security takes C2 away, but not before administering a Rodney King-esque beat down] PA: Byee!!!!! [hiccups] ACT 2 SCENE 1. (It is the near the end of the day, the judges are weary, Paula is only a shot glass away from unconsciousness. C3 arrives) SC: And you are? C3: Elijah Greenbaum. SC: And what are you going to do for us tonight? C3: I'd like to do a song entitled 'Counting the nostril hairs of Yahweh.' SC: NEXT! ACT 2 SCENE 2. [hundreds of clips edited together - buddhists, newagers, wiccans, hindus, toltec shaman etc etc are all chastised by Simon's threatening English accent] ACT 2 SCENE 3. RJ: This is the last one I'm hearing today. PA: [is hunched over the desk, partially undressed] SC: If this f****** shite show doesn't pick up soon, I'm f****** going back to London tonight. [C4 appears] SC: [very impatient...yes, even more than usual] RJ: What's up dawg......etc? C4: Everyone is in a Black Iron Prison....except me SC: Oh thank f*** for that. You're through to the next round.
Now I get to write my own second act ^___________^
The content of this post is property of SSOOKN.
Please do not write a second act, the first was sufficient.
It is strongly advised that you come up with your own ideas.
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2008, 07:34:41 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 11, 2008, 07:23:05 AM
Cast: Ryan Seacrest Simon Cowell Randy Jackson Paula Abdul Smug Religionists of various stripes The Bovine Millions ACT 1 SCENE 1. RS: Hi! I'm Ryan Seacrest...and when I'm not busy pretending to date Teri Hatcher (catch her in season 3 of Desparate Housewives), I like to host this new show...... FALSE IDOL (Cue opening credits & music. CGI montage of various religious symbols, figures, institutions etc) RS: Tonight, we begin the search to find America's best prophet/cult leader/whacko. Here's what happened at our New York auditions. ACT 1 SCENE 2. (sweeping camera shots of hundreds of devotees hanging around outside on the street, waving to the TV crew and clutching their scriptures & audition number sheets) (interior shot: religious hopefuls sat waiting inside building. RS approaches) RS: Hi, I'm the entirely heterosexual Ryan Seacrest. Contestant 1: (dismissive glare) RS: Err...uhh...what's your name? C1: I'm AL Aqbar Jihadi! Silence you fornicating western dog!! (Seacrest looks askance into camera and backs away slowly) ACT 1 SCENE 3 (inside audtion room. the judges are behind a desk drinking COCA COLA, except paula who is drinking vodka out of a brown paper bag. simon is looking bored) SC: Okay Contestant 1. What is your name and where are you from? C1: I AM AL AQBAR JIHADI! I AM 24 YEARS OLD AND I'M FROM WISCONSIN!! SC: [bemused] RJ: Aight dawg...let's hear it. PA: I LURRVE YUO! C1: ALLAH WILL SEVER THE HEAD FROM THE GREAT AMERICAN SATAN!! HE WILL BOIL YOUR STOMACHS IN HELL!!! THE BLOOD OF 234 GAZILLION MUSLIMS IS ON YOUR HANDS!!! SC: Stop! Stop! STOP!! That was the WORST koranic sabre rattling I've heard in months. It was just appauling Osama-karaoke. PA: I LIKE YOUR SHOES!! RJ: Ok dawg, check it out. I recorded with Khomeni back in '79 and you just didn't bring it tonight. SC: You're not even Middle Eastern, are you? C1: F*** you! You don't know nothin' about me! I've got more theological talent than all of you motherf*****s. [C1 exits] (cuts to advert by Ford. Carrie Underwood is ploughed down by Kermit the Frog driving a hybrid SUV) ACT 1 SCENE 4. (back to the audition room) PA: I HATE YUO [girlie punches SC in the arm] [the next contestant arrives] C2: Repent!! Repent!! You must realize that God sent his only son Jesus because of his love for mankind....and if you don't....then well, you'll BURN!!! ALL THE HOMOS, JEWS & LIBERALS WILL BURN!! MWAA HAAA HAA HAA...THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD!! The Judges: ??? [security takes C2 away, but not before administering a Rodney King-esque beat down] PA: Byee!!!!! [hiccups] ACT 2 SCENE 1. (It is the near the end of the day, the judges are weary, Paula is only a shot glass away from unconsciousness. C3 arrives) SC: And you are? C3: Elijah Greenbaum. SC: And what are you going to do for us tonight? C3: I'd like to do a song entitled 'Counting the nostril hairs of Yahweh.' SC: NEXT! ACT 2 SCENE 2. [hundreds of clips edited together - buddhists, newagers, wiccans, hindus, toltec shaman etc etc are all chastised by Simon's threatening English accent] ACT 2 SCENE 3. RJ: This is the last one I'm hearing today. PA: [is hunched over the desk, partially undressed] SC: If this f****** shite show doesn't pick up soon, I'm f****** going back to London tonight. [C4 appears] SC: [very impatient...yes, even more than usual] RJ: What's up dawg......etc? C4: Everyone is in a Black Iron Prison....except me SC: Oh thank f*** for that. You're through to the next round.
Now I get to write my own second act ^___________^
The content of this post is property of SSOOKN.
Please do not write a second act, the first was sufficient.
It is strongly advised that you come up with your own ideas.
Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)
Quote from: Janvier on September 16, 2008, 07:57:45 PM
Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)
Transcending one's revulsion is a strategy in some Tantric cults.
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2008, 09:17:17 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 16, 2008, 07:57:45 PM
Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)
Transcending one's revulsion is a strategy in some Tantric cults.
I have transcended revulsion. But that doesn't mean I don't know what's good for me. I follow my own diet.
Quote from: Janvier on September 16, 2008, 09:43:48 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2008, 09:17:17 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 16, 2008, 07:57:45 PM
Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)
Transcending one's revulsion is a strategy in some Tantric cults.
I have transcended revulsion. But that doesn't mean I don't know what's good for me. I follow my own diet.
:lulz:
Roger, I aspire to one day have enemies as dedicated as yours. It means you're doing something right.
Quote from: Janvier on September 16, 2008, 07:57:45 PM
Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)
Laz?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 17, 2008, 02:25:35 PM
Quote from: Janvier on September 16, 2008, 07:57:45 PM
Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)
Laz?
Okay, this could be Laz, Big Fish, MoC, probably not AKK, who else? IANAR?
I don't really think it is Laz. Just wishful thinking on my part. I still have a bone to pick with him.
WHO IS THE MASTER THAT MAKES A METAPHOR DOWNBEAT?
jackass.
Quote from: Drunkard LMNO on September 18, 2008, 06:53:40 PM
WHO IS THE MASTER THAT MAKES A METAPHOR DOWNBEAT?
oh! oh! is it Kraftwerk in
Trans Europe Express?