Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Cain on September 19, 2008, 09:55:31 PM

Title: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: Cain on September 19, 2008, 09:55:31 PM
Its going to be called "Harry Potter and the Credit Crunch".

Plot synopsis:

15 years after the events of Deathly Hollows, Harry is doing well.  He has risen through the ranks of Gringotts banks to become CEO, having put in years of hard work and loyal service.

On becoming CEO, he undertakes a program of selling cheap loans to the less financially well off wizards and witches of Britain.  However, there is a problem.  In his irrational exuberance and willingless to help his fellow magic-user, he did not think through the consequences of his actions.  A downturn in the economy means many of these poorer wizards are now bankrupt, and unable to pay back what they owe.

And Harry has bigger problems.  Having introduced fraction reserve banking to the wizarding world, he now has more money owed to him than actually exists in the vaults.  What is Harry to do?  Not to mention that in the ensuing chaos, the bank board has elected Lucius Malfoy to lead their meetings.  With Ministry goons, the Malfoy's and angry investors on his trail, will Harry come out of this mess unscathed?  Find out...in Harry Potter and the Credit Crunch!
Title: Re: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: Payne on September 19, 2008, 10:02:52 PM
 :lulz: /  :argh!:
Title: Re: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 19, 2008, 10:30:30 PM
 :lulz: :mittens:
Title: Re: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2008, 05:25:06 PM
I demand you submit that to a slashfic site.
Title: Re: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: Triple Zero on September 22, 2008, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 19, 2008, 10:02:52 PM
:lulz::argh!:

these emotes look really weird next to eachother.
Title: Re: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 22, 2008, 09:39:50 PM
Quote from: triple zero on September 22, 2008, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 19, 2008, 10:02:52 PM
:lulz::argh!:

these emotes look really weird next to eachother.

I just spent 30 seconds staring at them, and finally got it. :argh!: :lulz:
Title: Re: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: Triple Zero on September 23, 2008, 10:39:41 PM
they're only weird when they're in sync (which they're not right now)

umm anyway, sorry for jacking yr thread Cain, please carry on.
Title: Re: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2008, 06:16:28 PM
Dont worry too much, I wasnt really going anywhere with this idea, it was just snark, born of an exceedingly boring shift at work.
Title: Re: I have decided to write a sequel to the last Harry Potter book
Post by: Jenne on September 26, 2008, 04:06:21 AM
Sounds like cereal though...like Capn' Crunch.