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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Jasper on September 21, 2008, 05:42:12 PM

Title: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 21, 2008, 05:42:12 PM
Blend, say four habaneros into  two cups of simple syrup.  Boil for 20 minutes.

Pour onto EVERYTHING.

You will either die or literally get high on all the endorphins.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 21, 2008, 06:15:09 PM
There are no kitchen facilities for students to use at my college :x

I must try to remember this for next time I go home.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 21, 2008, 07:39:27 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 21, 2008, 06:15:09 PM
There are no kitchen facilities for students to use at my college :x

I must try to remember this for next time I go home.

get yourself a hotplate.
you'd only need like one pot and one skillet.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 21, 2008, 07:44:22 PM
this sounds interesting. I think I want to find some way to work it into a dinner special.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 21, 2008, 08:02:30 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on September 21, 2008, 07:39:27 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 21, 2008, 06:15:09 PM
There are no kitchen facilities for students to use at my college :x

I must try to remember this for next time I go home.

get yourself a hotplate.
you'd only need like one pot and one skillet.


Not allowed :x :argh!: :emo: :rogpipe:

Wait, why should that stop me?
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 21, 2008, 08:59:14 PM
I've still got about 200 mL left of the stuff, and I'm going to experiment by adding perhaps some paprika or other spices to it for extra sexiness.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2008, 08:01:26 AM
Quote from: Felix on September 21, 2008, 08:59:14 PM
I've still got about 200 mL left of the stuff, and I'm going to experiment by adding perhaps some paprika or other spices to it for extra sexiness.
Be like the Aztecs and try it with some dark, bitter chocolate.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 22, 2008, 08:25:31 AM
I like that.

I plan to experiment with paprika, chocolate, and curry.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Richter on September 22, 2008, 03:33:39 PM
This idea is both beautiful and terrifying.

:mittens:

Also, Welcome back.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Sepia on September 22, 2008, 03:39:56 PM
Gonna make and test this. It makes me want to have it on a salad.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2008, 05:19:12 PM
Intriguing.  The sugar should cut some of the heat, while bringing up the habaneros fruitiness, yes?

ECH: Drizzle on fish tacos.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Triple Zero on September 22, 2008, 05:34:51 PM
Quote from: Felix on September 21, 2008, 08:59:14 PM
I've still got about 200 mL left of the stuff, and I'm going to experiment by adding perhaps some paprika or other spices to it for extra sexiness.

garlic. just sayin'.

personally i'd add a littlebit of salt, as well.

as always, i'd consider replacing syrup with honey, although when i made my "sambal" (similar thing) i used dark molasses syrup.

other really good spice to add: cilantro / coriander-leaves. failing that (or not), parsley.

about chocolate, i had dark chocolate with chillipeppers a couple of times, i wasn't terribly impressed. it tastes pretty much like you'd expect, chocolate with the burning/hot sensation of peppers. no synergy or anything. apparently in Germany, it's now all the rage to add capsaicin to just about any food to give it an extra "bite" (and sell it for more expensive cause it's "special", of course). they have several different kinds of dark chocolate with chillis, pure and with various fillings.
it made me realize i actually like the real fine, smooth medium-brown chocolate best. Maybe with a blend of nuts.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 22, 2008, 05:46:27 PM
with chili's the dark bitter crap thats all crumbly and tastes like ass is the best.

for eating, i loves me some sweet milk chocolate with orange or nuts.


Squid- half german
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 22, 2008, 06:59:14 PM
Quote from: triple zero on September 22, 2008, 05:34:51 PM
Quote from: Felix on September 21, 2008, 08:59:14 PM
I've still got about 200 mL left of the stuff, and I'm going to experiment by adding perhaps some paprika or other spices to it for extra sexiness.

garlic. just sayin'.

personally i'd add a littlebit of salt, as well.

as always, i'd consider replacing syrup with honey, although when i made my "sambal" (similar thing) i used dark molasses syrup.

other really good spice to add: cilantro / coriander-leaves. failing that (or not), parsley.

about chocolate, i had dark chocolate with chillipeppers a couple of times, i wasn't terribly impressed. it tastes pretty much like you'd expect, chocolate with the burning/hot sensation of peppers. no synergy or anything. apparently in Germany, it's now all the rage to add capsaicin to just about any food to give it an extra "bite" (and sell it for more expensive cause it's "special", of course). they have several different kinds of dark chocolate with chillis, pure and with various fillings.
it made me realize i actually like the real fine, smooth medium-brown chocolate best. Maybe with a blend of nuts.

Garlic is sort of obligatory seeming.  I like this sauce because it can go with either sweet or savory, depending on how you use it.

Maybe a mix of syrup and dark molasses syrup.  Too much molasses I find cloying.  The cilantro sounds well.

I tried the paprika, it's not that great.  Then I added a bit of salt as per 000's suggestion and it kicked some ass.

More later, must run.


Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jenne on September 23, 2008, 03:27:51 AM
Vinegar, dudes.  Coarse salt optional.  Put some veggies (julienned) and have it on the side with Indian/Pakistani food, Afghan, or Thai/Vietnamese.  You can also use it to make a sort of coleslaw with cabbage, jicama and carrots.

I make something like this when we have peppers in our garden.  Curled everyone's toes when I served it with my husband's Afghan food.  Used it like a condiment.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2008, 04:21:38 AM
Vinegar in a simple syrup?  Madness.

Just tried it with paprika, a little salt, and a little soy sauce.

Not bad, but not brilliant.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Nast on September 23, 2008, 04:24:30 AM
How about a little lime juice and salt? On top of mangoes?
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2008, 04:30:25 AM
Interesting!

*left keyboard to test idea*

Was that your idea, or did you steal the prototypes from some sort of culinary illuminati?
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Nast on September 23, 2008, 04:35:00 AM
Oh, I just thought that mangoes are often eaten with chile and lime, and the syrup would go naturally with fruit. Sort of like a sweet/salty/sour/spicy thing.


Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2008, 04:38:36 AM
Solid thinking, Nasturtiums.

I'm unmotivated with the idea of trying it with curry.  Any more suggestions?
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Nast on September 23, 2008, 04:48:42 AM
Hmmm... some tamarind and cumin?

Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2008, 04:58:02 AM
We lack tamarind that isn't trapped in an HP Sauce bottle.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Nast on September 23, 2008, 05:03:55 AM
Darn. Maybe they sell canned tamarind puree at a local Indian shop?

My only other suggestion would be to try it in some sort of alcohol, which would be a bold experiment. I dunno what kind, though.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: Jasper on September 23, 2008, 05:09:52 AM
The default situation would be a hellishly spicy martini.  I might try it later.
Title: Re: I have discovered the Omega.
Post by: LMNO on September 23, 2008, 01:49:56 PM
Add it in a margarita.

Tequila + Chilis + Lime + Sugar + Salt = WHAMMY!