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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: The Dark Monk on September 26, 2008, 02:16:39 PM

Title: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: The Dark Monk on September 26, 2008, 02:16:39 PM
Unless it falls to Chex Muddy Buddies. I can understand that.
I need more ideas to help raise my normal everyday ramen into something delicious and filling! Any suggestions?
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 26, 2008, 02:41:01 PM
yeah.

buy soba noodles, bouillon, miso paste, tamari, bonito flakes, nori, and spices in bulk.

experiment with combinations, and add fresh veggies, baby shrimp, chicken, or thinly sliced steak/roast beef. if you add the beef, cook it rare to begin with then put it in the bowl and pour the hot broth over it to finish cooking. if you slice it thin enough, you can put it in raw and cook it only with the broth. If you buy in bulk it won't be too much more expensive than packaged ramen and it will actually provide some nutritional content (something packaged ramen definitely lacks).
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: The Dark Monk on September 26, 2008, 02:49:42 PM
Excellent idea. I shall try it at once! Thanks!
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Sepia on September 26, 2008, 07:26:06 PM
also, remember that miso should never be boiled but that boiled tofu is probably the best tofu if you boil it with a few spoons of kecap manis and drizzle it with sesame oil afterwards
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 27, 2008, 12:13:57 AM
for best results, omit tofu completely.

but yeah, add the miso after all the boiling is done and just simmer it for a minute or three.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: The Dark Monk on September 27, 2008, 11:53:01 AM
I bet I am going to screw this up so bad when I first try it
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on September 27, 2008, 08:03:44 PM
Taht's what buying in bulk is for.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: navkat on October 29, 2008, 09:46:34 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 27, 2008, 12:13:57 AM
for best results, omit tofu completely.

but yeah, add the miso after all the boiling is done and just simmer it for a minute or three.

OMG please come over and cook for me? Men who can cook are hhot.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2008, 01:09:34 PM
that would make me the hottest thing since the tire fire at the dump went out.

ECH,
Mercenary Chef-at-Large
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 29, 2008, 03:12:41 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2008, 01:09:34 PM
that would make me the hottest thing since the tire fire at the dump went out.

ECH,
Mercenary Chef-at-Large

It's true. I secretly think about you and LMNO when fapping.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: navkat on October 29, 2008, 03:14:20 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 29, 2008, 03:12:41 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2008, 01:09:34 PM
that would make me the hottest thing since the tire fire at the dump went out.

ECH,
Mercenary Chef-at-Large

It's true. I secretly think about you and LMNO when fapping.

Okay. You fapping to ECH and LMNO cooking is hhot.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: LMNO on October 29, 2008, 03:29:16 PM
"Secretly"?


Oh, come on.  The survelliance cameras clearly show--








...Whoops.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 29, 2008, 03:34:54 PM
Wait, how do your surveillance cameras see inside my head?! :tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: LMNO on October 29, 2008, 03:42:21 PM
They are highly advanced.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2008, 09:09:48 PM
I love the direction in which Orbital Platform Technology is being applied.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: The Dark Monk on November 01, 2008, 12:42:07 AM
THE TIRE FIRE WENT OUT?! WTF
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: navkat on November 25, 2008, 01:00:41 PM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on September 26, 2008, 02:16:39 PM
Unless it falls to Chex Muddy Buddies. I can understand that.
I need more ideas to help raise my normal everyday ramen into something delicious and filling! Any suggestions?

BTW: since I was a kid; I have indulged in ramen in the following manner:

1. Boil noodles as usual.
2. drain water
3. add 1 or 2 tbsp of SOUR CREAM
4. add seasoning and mix in.
5. profit

Most people tell me this sounds disgusting, but I swear, it's really quite good.

Guilty pleasure good.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Richter on November 25, 2008, 01:36:00 PM
Sounds kind of like a beef stroganoff. 
I'd add more stuff, but I can see it being good!
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: navkat on November 25, 2008, 01:38:24 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 25, 2008, 01:36:00 PM
Sounds kind of like a beef stroganoff. 
I'd add more stuff, but I can see it being good!

I think chopped green onion would make it awesomer. Special note: do NOT overcook the noodles, otherwise it's gross.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Richter on November 25, 2008, 01:43:58 PM
Agreed.  Some kind of finely cut / ground meat too.  If you had a leftover pork / beef / lamb roast, I don't think you'd go wrong tossing some of that into the stuff.

I think the idea of COOKING ramen is sort of a mistake.  I've gotten best results putting it in a bowl and pouring 1-2 cups REALLY boiling water over it. 
Mix until done, drain the water off if you don't want soup.

Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Triple Zero on November 26, 2008, 11:16:40 AM
i've done the sour cream thing with rice instead of noodles (cause rice >>>>> noodles in both nutrition AND cheapness)
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2008, 03:44:16 PM
I am almost ashamed to admit that one of my horrifying "comfort foods" is a can of cream of mushroom soup and a cup of sour cream, over chicken or pork, over rice, baked.

If you're looking for the most calories for your monetary unit, it'll get you there.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Richter on November 26, 2008, 04:49:06 PM
Mom's made that often for us.  That's some good cooking  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: megatron on December 01, 2008, 10:27:54 PM
I prefer to use crushed ramen as croutons. They taste better "raw." Beyond that, it's also nice to add green onions or use peanut sauce instead of the broth.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 01, 2008, 10:33:56 PM
It's not true that ramen shall never die... I mean sure it has a half-life somewhere near radium, but at some point even the highly experimental and classified chemicals that they use in secret ramen labs will break down into inert materials.

The real question is what sort of toxic dump facilities need to be built to handle the Ramen Waste until it breaks down?
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2008, 10:57:01 PM
Now I want some ramen. :(
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 01, 2008, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 01, 2008, 10:57:01 PM
Now I want some ramen. :(

Girl, we know the truth... you just want some ... men


(to do your bidding as the slaves that they should be)
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
HAH.

Actually, at this moment I am so distracted by not having the one that I want that I, sadly, can only say I want that one, singular man. :(

I've been spayed by love.
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 01, 2008, 11:02:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 01, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
HAH.

Actually, at this moment I am so distracted by not having the one that I want that I, sadly, can only say I want that one, singular man. :(

I've been spayed by love.

Aww now I feel like an asshat :(
Title: Re: RAMEN SHALL NEVER DIE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2008, 12:41:13 AM
Naw don't, that was just me having an emo moment. I kicked myself out of it.