If everyone is so cold, is that why trools come to start fires, why does everyone look at me, im an ice kinda person I LIKE THE FUCKING COLD, id move to alaska but i her their pink population is worse then texas... even tho it owuld be nice to homestead and plant my seeds, but er hi welcome, do i feel left out never owned a pair of mittens. this should make me sad, until i noticed what ive become over the years, shit ive been yeti for a good ten years and shit just seems to be getting worse, or better I CAT tell from this angle yet
what have i done ive sat here for 3 days without encouragement. heck its been more like 50, I know i dont get it, and like to follow and obey like a good little Bobbie but im stuck wondering, did i just stub my toe on the way to the fucking roof? or was the point to be outside the entire three days not moving just sitting there, fuck that if thats what it took for enlightment id have scored that shit years ago watching TV. then again maybe there is some wisdom in the TV except to admit that i would have to jump off a bridge, despite what my mother told me not to but you all would only encourage that. Infact thats the nice things about people, you can always expect asshat to complain, i get it really, wasnt hugged enough as a kid, or brother got all the attention. I dont know it seems like the rich kids are stuck up but thats ok cause they have more then one house, while the poor get rent free. Its us middle class fucks taht suffer in this economic war. which is why sometimes socialism makes some comman sense, but equally poor NAY EQUALLY RICH.
Who started it anyways, dont yuo DARE SYA ERIS Or or ill wack you with a mackel, why a mackel? well the trout wasnt fresh... but label me as things outside of my realitiy is good to reset the system but im still FUCKING UP MAH SPELLING AND ALL, just to make your eyes hurt.
your spelling isnt that bad, we seen worse, infact your typos is a good way of showing your some redneck and not an elist libber like us. Wut? Besides we are using machines now they can check up on that. well why cant the machine do my thinking too, be alot easier on me, not thinking and all. makes you wonder why English was a pass subject, its ok Billy, no not the little one, the crazy one from the tv, you know the one whos soul missing in life is to annoy old mandy? except this one isnt very evil at all, nope just a drunk catholic, which attending service almost makes me laugh, i can see why people think god is in the tv, its cause these boring bastards dragged it in there. I know a little Latin cause it sounds classic to use, plus it was the educated form of english per say, or however backward or ass you wanna put it, IM RIGHT Your left? I thought this was a party where is the booze?
HEY dont look at me im just here for the false slack.
wut.
Bunch of "CotSG" ranting (he uses their words, anyway), and a treatise of some kind on typing or spelling or something. Needs moar insulting veterans and what have you.
jesus.
even alt.slack isn't that stupid.
somewhat amusing collection of forum references. Not sure what the purpose is.
I kind of like it actually.
Quote from: Hoopla on October 06, 2008, 10:41:45 PM
I kind of like it actually.
Same.
Its sort of a contentless stream of consciousness. Normally I hate a SOC, but in this case, perhaps because it is ultimately pointless, I can appreciate it for the aesthetic value alone.
(second read)
I think it's trying to communicate a sense of outsiderness. Which I might note it does without being whiny or melancholy.
QuoteWho started it anyways
I dunno man I didn't do it
If I'm reading you right, I think it's a natural property of internet forums.
Reading this gave me mild vertigo and/or nausea. Could not parse sentences for meaning.
4/10
Quote from: Cramulus on October 07, 2008, 12:23:31 AM
(second read)
I think it's trying to communicate a sense of outsiderness.
Well I cant say I have much sympathy, if your interpretation is correct. Nothing in particular against YattoDobbs, but...well, lets put it this way. Most of my IRL friends are somewhere between 250 and several thousand miles away. Most people I know on this forum are at best 500 miles away...in some cases across a couple of major oceans.
Without the internet, I could go for days without contacting a single person I know, on a personal level. Even with it, people I know are often too busy to talk for very long. I have no money, no immediate job prospects and my skills and knowledge are going to waste at the single time they have become most relevant.
You wanna feel like an outsider, trying living the above life for the last third of a year.
Cain, I'm with you on relying heavily on the Internet as a medium for staying in contact with people who are important to me. In earlier days, before the Web, I lived in a place that was about 900 miles distant from my IRL friends, and between Telnet and local dialup boards, I was able to maintain a sense of community and also to introduce myself to a new local community. Not everyone wants/needs to be so dependent on technology for a social life, but it strikes me that, being an unusual personality, it could make life a lot lonelier without that option.
Don't like it. Better luck next time.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 07, 2008, 12:23:31 AM
I think it's trying to communicate a sense of outsiderness. Which I might note it does without being whiny or melancholy.
i shall do a second edit later, (or is it better to just make a new post) but that was what i was going for, i had more inspiration while reading on the bus. maybe ill write a few things into notes and refine it a bit. tho i could easily edit it into something worse.
ECH and i guess payne now..., i also thought of a fuck the troops rant, just for you, but thats for later YA GO ARMY
were you trying to communicate feeling like an outsider to the forum? Or am I misreading what I perceive as illusions to forum jokes and culture?
i think its akin to feeling outside even when Im indoors. I know I could care less about being accepted, but everyone has that little voice in their head that says otherwise.
I think im generally welled liked in person cause im shut the fuck up, sometimes, and dont say much except AHEY!,
I know in some sense im a robot, so figuring out what ticks is the first part to knowing myself no? Igor becoming
I have to accept flawed nature of what it is before I can change it.
why do you INSIST on posting in such a nonsensical manner? Is it an attempt to prove a point (a la horab's spelling), or are you just not capable of presenting your thoughts in a coherent manner?
I mean, for all I know I shouldn't think you're such a dipshit, but since I can't really figure out what the fuck you're trying to say (aside from "TROOPS SUCK LOL) I'm just going to assume that you're not saying anything worth listening to.
because I dont know any better.
There was a point to Horab's spelling?
:eek:
Quote from: Hoopla on October 07, 2008, 02:58:17 PM
There was a point to Horab's spelling?
:eek:
The point was that communication was still possible, even with randomized spelling. I think.
I thought it was so you had to pay attention to each word properly, instead of skimming over the text and getting a superficial meaning from it, mostly fed by your own vague impressions.
Or meth.
Damn.
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2008, 04:08:42 PM
I thought it was so you had to pay attention to each word properly, instead of skimming over the text and getting a superficial meaning from it, mostly fed by your own vague impressions.
Or meth.
Oh yeah. Forgot about that one.
JOIN THE MILITARY MAN.
you can do it!!
Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2008, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2008, 04:08:42 PM
I thought it was so you had to pay attention to each word properly, instead of skimming over the text and getting a superficial meaning from it, mostly fed by your own vague impressions.
Or meth.
Oh yeah. Forgot about that one.
As I recall, Horab never apologized for calling me a brownshirt and a nazi, so I feel no reason not to bring that up every time he is mentioned.
Which ironically is far less than he claimed it was over at EB&G.
Did Horab ever actually SAY this about his spelling? It's rather pretentious.
I'm sure he mentioned it once or twice. I'm taking my non-meth assumption from something he said to the Obsidian Mirror crew, when they were attempting to mock him for his spelling (which is ironic, because regardless of spelling, pretty much everything he said was more intelligent and interesting than anything else being posted there).
Plus he could spell normally, when he wanted. One of his alts, The Arcane Eye or something was perfect spelling, beyond a strange compulsion to capitalize more than necessary.
He had alts too?
Damn.
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Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 07, 2008, 02:01:13 PM
i think its akin to feeling outside even when Im indoors. I know I could care less about being accepted, but everyone has that little voice in their head that says otherwise.
I think im generally welled liked in person cause im shut the fuck up, sometimes, and dont say much except AHEY!,
I know in some sense im a robot, so figuring out what ticks is the first part to knowing myself no? Igor becoming
I have to accept flawed nature of what it is before I can change it.
Hey...
Nobody cares.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2008, 05:57:32 AM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 09, 2008, 05:53:24 AM
actually im not sure want i felt when i saw him, it wasnt rage but it wasnt normal
something I have to work on. but my focus is wool atm
My focus is your unmitigated bullshit.
You didn't say shit.
actually isnt that the point. its something of a calm
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 09, 2008, 07:59:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2008, 05:57:32 AM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 09, 2008, 05:53:24 AM
actually im not sure want i felt when i saw him, it wasnt rage but it wasnt normal
something I have to work on. but my focus is wool atm
My focus is your unmitigated bullshit.
You didn't say shit.
actually isnt that the point. its something of a calm
You're an idiot.
This thread is a toolbox.
nobody likes me everyone hates me i guess ill go eat worms
Quote from: YattoDobbs on November 04, 2008, 07:45:20 PM
nobody likes me everyone hates me i guess ill go eat worms
Great. Do it elsewhere.
Thanks.
He seems recently to be making more of an effort to contribute in a meaningful and legible way, I'm willing to cut him some slack.
Although I have to say, I really AM NOT enjoying the results of our recent "being nicer to newcomers" project. No one was nice to me, and I liked it that way. I think being nice to new people just encourages chodes to get a toehold.
Basically, all its done is increase the noise-to-signal ratio. There are now too many new threads for me to keep up with, and most of them are unfunny bullshit I don't want to read anyway.
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2008, 07:58:47 PM
He seems recently to be making more of an effort to contribute in a meaningful and legible way, I'm willing to cut him some slack.
Meh. He derails threads that are actually interesting.
Fuck him.
IT'S OK YATTODOBBS I LIKE YOU.
<3
TGRR IS JUST ANGRY CAUSE HE'S OLD, SOON HE WONT EVEN REMEMBER THE INTERNET EXISTS....
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2008, 03:19:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 05, 2008, 07:58:47 PM
He seems recently to be making more of an effort to contribute in a meaningful and legible way, I'm willing to cut him some slack.
Meh. He derails threads that are actually interesting.
Fuck him.
Don't get me wrong, I hated him until yesterday. But I am willing to give him a chance, because he seems to be trying to stop derailing threads with non-sequitur nonsense, and instead actually post content.
Quote from: wgeorgew on November 06, 2008, 04:29:49 AM
IT'S OK YATTODOBBS I LIKE YOU.
<3
TGRR IS JUST ANGRY CAUSE HE'S OLD, SOON HE WONT EVEN REMEMBER THE INTERNET EXISTS....
Oh great, the kiss of death.
Hey Roger,
YattoDobbs is kicking your ass. And he's doing it without posting a single coherent sentence.
Even with that, he somehow manages to communicate.
Quote from: GA on November 06, 2008, 06:21:03 AM
Hey Roger,
YattoDobbs is kicking your ass. And he's doing it without posting a single coherent sentence.
Even with that, he somehow manages to communicate.
Um, what? Where?
Quote from: GA on November 06, 2008, 06:21:03 AM
Hey Roger,
YattoDobbs is kicking your ass. And he's doing it without posting a single coherent sentence.
Even with that, he somehow manages to communicate.
:cn:
Quote from: GA on November 06, 2008, 06:21:03 AM
Hey Roger,
YattoDobbs is kicking your ass. And he's doing it without posting a single coherent sentence.
Even with that, he somehow manages to communicate.
:kingmeh:
It was a fairly idiotic jab, and as far as I can see, completely unfounded. I suspect Roger has found a brand new punching bag.
i think what we have here is a failure to communicate, its not like there isn't a signal up there. the problem rather is too many signals, that well that I just often ignore them and do whatever comes natural. life is funny like that, infact due to holding too much heat this is actually the third time I have to take the timed to do this, and now I'm starting to hear ticks in my head that no one else seems to hear. and random cars seem to be honking at me, and police sireons keep making the lights change in an effort to make me crazy, and the unknown agent has the same name as head of security is that a problem? do I have any info of the anti bob? NO WAY man I don't know this father you speak of, nor these delightful kids next door unless of course you are told that is so, then I guess it must be the troof, whatever asshole.
can a fool really discover mysteries on his own by accident? even without a liesense to drive a oath? whatever color it may be, tho I think there is a black van parked outside my place. wait thats just the pizza guy. So cutting out the firedrill was merely covering up mistakes I pointed out in that ones plan, I really didnt mean to force everyone to move to a new building. the stranger is scaring me lately, as is the tv, its almost like its personally JAKING ME like i am some how important to the grand costco, or is it cosmic, scheme of things. is pure batshit insanity real? im just a harlot without anyone to dance with, the beast went away awhile back. sad story really maybe for another time.
There is this wasteland in my mouth that I'm starting to think my organs are blackmailing me, my mouth is telling me that if I ever want my brain back I best make things right with my gut, except for my gut is going around and around like some god damn race track. whats the deal here man... the doctor is a fucking talking turtle and I'm told to goto the owl to see how many licks it will take to get past this century.
crazy is all i got thats my own, and I am solee becoming sane and its scaring me. does naming your box help you escape it? true names of things pfft there isnt such a thing is there, no not really, maybe well... no, except there is and the con likes that way and doesnt like to share. even tho his comrades ask him for some pi, the fucker just laughs like han so low or Jobnah. GREAT now my hue is totally off at the whY is this? am i going to blackout from the lack of oxygen to my brain? pinky says narf and im starting to wonder if im really in this weird cluster, hold your breath and just pick the lock my brain tells me, I wonder if he escaped the prison my mouth put him in. heart? really you mean this muscle here that keeps the blood flowing. GeoR'GE tiaNA be damned but its so much fun, howling at the moon like some bat. have you seen my copypasta? well screw dobbs and win valubull prizes doesnt sound funny anymore but I THOUGHT THE POINT was to punch the lucky bastard in his goddamn ear. secrets man was not ment to know my ass its right there in print, well it was, did you know where my book went to? it was just right here...
whats wrong with the one i got, except that it brings the grammar not sees out of hidding. Only thing "Bob" really gave me was maxed out credit card just before xday, well that an an excuse to do whatever I want cause thirty dollars says so and so what if i failed to pay off my credit, I still got the moss off my car, yeah NIKE! or not.
I didn't steal the wallet honestly, Frank just gave it to me, andOrson here just happen to come along, reality is a complex thing like that. you try to force that round peg into the square hole SO much that often it just fails, but you try anyways because someone told you it would work. time control or time warp, dont ask who cause I dont know it... there was some guy who used a door into my universe, its a beautiful world, so couldn't i just make my own reality and let the facts and parts of speech be damned? you know drill the edges just enough so it fits, pretty pretty please with sugar on top? just this one time baby? no well I am having my doughnuts lately anyways.
Its raining like a sun of a bitch lately, so much that it keeps knocking things off the road. is this really it, is this the great flood land before time was about and where is the fucking train? or did Gina get fried on the waystation? stupid mecha never really works, such a pain. How do you get back to action? if loosing all hope is freedom, can i has now? think for yourself or pay to know what you really think, this Bobbie not quite sure anymore, is there a better system? could you mix both without serious errors? Yak and Yetis get along, why cant the monkies get along with chickens?
I have extreme cabin fever, so LOST, and even against my better judgement to just escape it all and regroup. I know I cant, I must stand here for a lack of a better idea. I thought I had everything worked out, I bribed the warren or was it just some guy; to let me out of this cell... except it seems I ran into the courtyard, and they were waiting for me, if this is a run on setance can i catch it? Sure I could put my head into the sand like most people do but that bores or boars me. you see my mind combines works like that it, doesnt really make sense to others, its funny to watch, and just makes me all SPACED. So some others blow their minDs trying to some the puizzle that is my words. like some drunking rant except 'gain im too broke. did i really need this vICKaly vehicle?
I could never remember things well, shame my ram has too many bad clusters, remember kids this is your brain on that damn frying pan. history is to blame, SINK IT! wait no i take that back, you people like the repeative shit that goes on and on. Too Late Dear Rook or :? like some craps game everyone keeps playing and just because the roll of the dice came against me in this case, doesnt mean it always will, LET EM RIDE- my baby needs a new pair of shoes.
paint thinner tends to not work well in young brains, yuo can thank me for having caps to prevent things like that. infact stupid people like me are the reasons your coffee says warning contents may be hot. I get it at some point we evolved into potatos or was it cabbage. devolution... well it was some kind of crop maybe it was corn, you know things that could be grown, used and then tossed away when its use was no longer needed.
Center of the world my ass, you never know what kinda creastures live down there except I dint want nothing to do with the core, hard or not, Like most monikers I just want to be left alone, my mouth has other ideas and my head feels likes its full of marbles that about to come loose, and despite it all some will guess that Im just some chicken and now I'm pulling feathers out of my mouth. No wonder my better half left me to go escape my reality. I miss her, I know I should treat her better but she has her things as well, and I honestly don't see what she sees in me, some saint i am, cant even help myself.
im no longer king, im just curious george, and i want a banana :x
:( You sound like Benacalypse.
bend over?
No, he was a poster here. He's bipolar or something.
if the shoe fits i guess
it's not a diagnosis, just a comparison, YD...your words sound desperate and unhappy, as jumbly-fumbly as they are.
I kind of like the YattoDobbs.
Actually, you know who he kinda reminds me of?
Bharlion. I dunno why.
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2008, 05:12:18 AM
I kind of like the YattoDobbs.
I'm strangely getting there myself. He's at least consistent.
Quote from: YattoDobbs on November 08, 2008, 04:15:35 AM
i think what we have here is a failure to communicate, its not like there isn't a signal up there. the problem rather is too many signals, that well that I just often ignore them and do whatever comes natural. life is funny like that, infact due to holding too much heat this is actually the third time I have to take the timed to do this, and now I'm starting to hear ticks in my head that no one else seems to hear. and random cars seem to be honking at me, and police sireons keep making the lights change in an effort to make me crazy, and the unknown agent has the same name as head of security is that a problem? do I have any info of the anti bob? NO WAY man I don't know this father you speak of, nor these delightful kids next door unless of course you are told that is so, then I guess it must be the troof, whatever asshole.
can a fool really discover mysteries on his own by accident? even without a liesense to drive a oath? whatever color it may be, tho I think there is a black van parked outside my place. wait thats just the pizza guy. So cutting out the firedrill was merely covering up mistakes I pointed out in that ones plan, I really didnt mean to force everyone to move to a new building. the stranger is scaring me lately, as is the tv, its almost like its personally JAKING ME like i am some how important to the grand costco, or is it cosmic, scheme of things. is pure batshit insanity real? im just a harlot without anyone to dance with, the beast went away awhile back. sad story really maybe for another time.
There is this wasteland in my mouth that I'm starting to think my organs are blackmailing me, my mouth is telling me that if I ever want my brain back I best make things right with my gut, except for my gut is going around and around like some god damn race track. whats the deal here man... the doctor is a fucking talking turtle and I'm told to goto the owl to see how many licks it will take to get past this century.
crazy is all i got thats my own, and I am solee becoming sane and its scaring me. does naming your box help you escape it? true names of things pfft there isnt such a thing is there, no not really, maybe well... no, except there is and the con likes that way and doesnt like to share. even tho his comrades ask him for some pi, the fucker just laughs like han so low or Jobnah. GREAT now my hue is totally off at the whY is this? am i going to blackout from the lack of oxygen to my brain? pinky says narf and im starting to wonder if im really in this weird cluster, hold your breath and just pick the lock my brain tells me, I wonder if he escaped the prison my mouth put him in. heart? really you mean this muscle here that keeps the blood flowing. GeoR'GE tiaNA be damned but its so much fun, howling at the moon like some bat. have you seen my copypasta? well screw dobbs and win valubull prizes doesnt sound funny anymore but I THOUGHT THE POINT was to punch the lucky bastard in his goddamn ear. secrets man was not ment to know my ass its right there in print, well it was, did you know where my book went to? it was just right here...
whats wrong with the one i got, except that it brings the grammar not sees out of hidding. Only thing "Bob" really gave me was maxed out credit card just before xday, well that an an excuse to do whatever I want cause thirty dollars says so and so what if i failed to pay off my credit, I still got the moss off my car, yeah NIKE! or not.
I didn't steal the wallet honestly, Frank just gave it to me, andOrson here just happen to come along, reality is a complex thing like that. you try to force that round peg into the square hole SO much that often it just fails, but you try anyways because someone told you it would work. time control or time warp, dont ask who cause I dont know it... there was some guy who used a door into my universe, its a beautiful world, so couldn't i just make my own reality and let the facts and parts of speech be damned? you know drill the edges just enough so it fits, pretty pretty please with sugar on top? just this one time baby? no well I am having my doughnuts lately anyways.
Its raining like a sun of a bitch lately, so much that it keeps knocking things off the road. is this really it, is this the great flood land before time was about and where is the fucking train? or did Gina get fried on the waystation? stupid mecha never really works, such a pain. How do you get back to action? if loosing all hope is freedom, can i has now? think for yourself or pay to know what you really think, this Bobbie not quite sure anymore, is there a better system? could you mix both without serious errors? Yak and Yetis get along, why cant the monkies get along with chickens?
I have extreme cabin fever, so LOST, and even against my better judgement to just escape it all and regroup. I know I cant, I must stand here for a lack of a better idea. I thought I had everything worked out, I bribed the warren or was it just some guy; to let me out of this cell... except it seems I ran into the courtyard, and they were waiting for me, if this is a run on setance can i catch it? Sure I could put my head into the sand like most people do but that bores or boars me. you see my mind combines works like that it, doesnt really make sense to others, its funny to watch, and just makes me all SPACED. So some others blow their minDs trying to some the puizzle that is my words. like some drunking rant except 'gain im too broke. did i really need this vICKaly vehicle?
I could never remember things well, shame my ram has too many bad clusters, remember kids this is your brain on that damn frying pan. history is to blame, SINK IT! wait no i take that back, you people like the repeative shit that goes on and on. Too Late Dear Rook or :? like some craps game everyone keeps playing and just because the roll of the dice came against me in this case, doesnt mean it always will, LET EM RIDE- my baby needs a new pair of shoes.
paint thinner tends to not work well in young brains, yuo can thank me for having caps to prevent things like that. infact stupid people like me are the reasons your coffee says warning contents may be hot. I get it at some point we evolved into potatos or was it cabbage. devolution... well it was some kind of crop maybe it was corn, you know things that could be grown, used and then tossed away when its use was no longer needed.
Center of the world my ass, you never know what kinda creastures live down there except I dint want nothing to do with the core, hard or not, Like most monikers I just want to be left alone, my mouth has other ideas and my head feels likes its full of marbles that about to come loose, and despite it all some will guess that Im just some chicken and now I'm pulling feathers out of my mouth. No wonder my better half left me to go escape my reality. I miss her, I know I should treat her better but she has her things as well, and I honestly don't see what she sees in me, some saint i am, cant even help myself.
im no longer king, im just curious george, and i want a banana :x
for some reason I actually really like this.
however, I want to make it VERY clear that I am not encouraging you to keep trying this sort of thing.
I also think you're quite a bit more coherent than bencalypse and quite a bit less contrived than Bharlion.
fuck 'em.