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Title: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2008, 09:22:05 PM
I'm guessing ECH has tried it, at least.

(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/IMG_1202.jpg)

There are recipes everywhere online. 

What I did was use scallops and shrimp for the sauce, plated onto seashells with potato mash around the edges to increase sauce capacity.  The topping is bread crumbs and gruyere.  Good stuff.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 07, 2008, 09:33:13 PM
Holy hell that looks delicious.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2008, 09:53:16 PM
Thanks, I'm proud of it.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 07, 2008, 10:30:36 PM
Jesus fuck that looks good I want it!
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 07, 2008, 10:54:01 PM
yeah, usually around here you find it made very traditionally (shrimp and/or potato would draw strange looks), but I approve of tinkering and that sounds like good tinkering.

another good variation is to do it with newburg sauce or chardonnay cream sauce instead of white sauce.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2008, 11:59:19 PM
Do you have any good tricks to bring down the prep time?  I'd make this more than a couple times a year if it didn't take all damn day.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Richter on October 08, 2008, 12:29:24 AM
Gruyere?  Edit: Cheese.  Got it.

Also, DAMN that looks delicious.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Jasper on October 08, 2008, 12:59:18 AM
It was.

Thanks for all the compliments, guys! :)

I'd really like to play with a chardonnay cream sauce in this.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2008, 01:07:53 AM
Quote from: Felix on October 07, 2008, 11:59:19 PM
Do you have any good tricks to bring down the prep time?  I'd make this more than a couple times a year if it didn't take all damn day.

huh? shouldn't take more than an hour or so, all prep included.

spray a large ramekin or seashell-style bowl with pan spray. put your scallops in it. drizzle some butter on them and stick them in a 450 oven for 3 or 4 minutes, or until they are about half-cooked. (note: use the big scallops. If using the little scallops, cut time in half or even omit this step. but really, use the big ones.) remove from oven and add white sauce (sauce should be at room temp, not just from the fridge). top with shredded gruyere. put it in the broiler until the gruyere bubbles and starts browning. mix crumbled ritz crackers with a little clarified butter and spread on top of scallops to cover. return to broiler until breadcrumbs brown. garnish with finely chopped parsley.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2008, 01:25:03 AM
Quote from: Felix on October 08, 2008, 12:59:18 AM

I'd really like to play with a chardonnay cream sauce in this.

here's the recipe I use at the restaurant. we serve it over angel hair, but it would be good in a St. Jacques-style dish. We also use a bunch of cheaper seafood (mussels and maine shrimp and haddock) as filler since scallops are so expensive. I'm posting it here as a scallop-only dish, although if you feel the need to add to it I suggest throwing some cherrystone clams in towards the start of things.

in a HOT aluminum or cast iron skillet (NOT non-stick):

2 tbsp olive oil. allow to heat up.

4 oz. pancetta, medium dice. allow to render and begin crisping.

1 tbsp minced garlic. allow to barely begin browning.

deglaze pan with 1 cup chardonnay or similar white wine.

2 oz. sun-dried tomatoes, medium dice.

8 oz. big scallops. (if using small scallops, do not add until after cream begins reducing.)

(add the clams at this point, if you're using them

once wine is boiling rapidly, add 3 cups heavy cream (cream should be room temperature when added)

keep on high flame, boiling rapidly until cream sauce has reduced to desired consistency. shake pan over flame occasionally to keep scallops from settling to the bottom of the pan and sticking.

(at the restaurant, we serve it over angel hair. I'm gonna proceed as if you are doing it St. Jacques style)

put scallop/cream sauce mixture into 2 large ramekins or broiling dishes. top with finely sliced scallions. top with gruyere cheeses and broil until cheese bubbles and browns. remove from broiler, top with ritz crumb mixture, and return to broiler until crumb topping browns.

serve with a lemon wedge and garnish with finely chopped parsley.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Cramulus on October 08, 2008, 01:47:14 AM
so who's Lorraine?
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Jasper on October 08, 2008, 02:06:55 AM
My financial aid counselor.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 08, 2008, 02:42:17 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2008, 01:25:03 AM
Quote from: Felix on October 08, 2008, 12:59:18 AM

I'd really like to play with a chardonnay cream sauce in this.

here's the recipe I use at the restaurant. we serve it over angel hair, but it would be good in a St. Jacques-style dish. We also use a bunch of cheaper seafood (mussels and maine shrimp and haddock) as filler since scallops are so expensive. I'm posting it here as a scallop-only dish, although if you feel the need to add to it I suggest throwing some cherrystone clams in towards the start of things.

in a HOT aluminum or cast iron skillet (NOT non-stick):

2 tbsp olive oil. allow to heat up.

4 oz. pancetta, medium dice. allow to render and begin crisping.

1 tbsp minced garlic. allow to barely begin browning.

deglaze pan with 1 cup chardonnay or similar white wine.

2 oz. sun-dried tomatoes, medium dice.

8 oz. big scallops. (if using small scallops, do not add until after cream begins reducing.)

(add the clams at this point, if you're using them

once wine is boiling rapidly, add 3 cups heavy cream (cream should be room temperature when added)

keep on high flame, boiling rapidly until cream sauce has reduced to desired consistency. shake pan over flame occasionally to keep scallops from settling to the bottom of the pan and sticking.

(at the restaurant, we serve it over angel hair. I'm gonna proceed as if you are doing it St. Jacques style)

put scallop/cream sauce mixture into 2 large ramekins or broiling dishes. top with finely sliced scallions. top with gruyere cheeses and broil until cheese bubbles and browns. remove from broiler, top with ritz crumb mixture, and return to broiler until crumb topping browns.

serve with a lemon wedge and garnish with finely chopped parsley.

:fap:

I gotta try this. That sounds freaking amazing.

I'm going to ask a dumb question, though... What is "deglazing"? I see it used all the time, and I THINK I know what it is, but I'd rather not fuck up with a nice recipe because I thought wrong.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: LMNO on October 08, 2008, 02:51:56 PM
Little bits of food that sticks to the bottom of a pan when cooking is called "fond".  It's where flavor hides out.

Adding liquid to the pan and scraping the bottom pulls the fond into the liquid, and creates a sauce when the liquid evaporates.  If the liquid is flavored, then the flavor will concentrate as the water evaporates.

Try this:  Season a chicken breast, and sear it it a pan, each side about 5 minutes, maybe 7 depending on thickness.  Remove.  Add 1/4-1/3 cup of white wine to hot pan, scrape up the fond.  in about 1-2 minutes, add a pat of butter, and stir constantly.

Congrats, you've made a pan sauce that perfectly matches the chicken.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 08, 2008, 03:02:56 PM
Awesome. I will try that soon. Thank you :D
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: LMNO on October 08, 2008, 03:09:36 PM
if you want, you can also give the breast a light dusting of flour or some sturdy herbs, like rosemary (fresh).
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Suu on October 08, 2008, 06:57:09 PM
This looks amazing except for the scallop part.  :cry:

GODDAMNIT! I want a shellfish dinner! I want to sit at a table, and eat delicious crustaceans and mollusks with a side of Benedryl and a tall glass of ice water to stop my throat from closing!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: LMNO on October 08, 2008, 07:01:09 PM
And now, ECH will offer substitutions for people who are allergic to shellfish.


Please?
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Suu on October 08, 2008, 07:24:37 PM
I'm assuming I can make it out of a white fish or chicken...

I'm also assuming that LMNO is or must often feed someone with a shellfish allergy.


-Suu
Lives in the wrong fucking part of the world to be allergic to things that die painful deaths in boiling water and are delicious when dipped in butter.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: LMNO on October 08, 2008, 07:32:26 PM
Actually, I'm just not a big fan of scallops or shrimp.  I'd probably try crab meat.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Jasper on October 08, 2008, 09:57:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 08, 2008, 07:24:37 PM
I'm assuming I can make it out of a white fish or chicken...

I had so much sauce left over that I just threw some smoked salmon into it, and turned it into salmon chowder.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on October 08, 2008, 10:34:37 PM
Salmon or crab in the white sauce sounds really tasty.

-DC
Loves all things seafood, especially seafood chowders and bisques
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: Triple Zero on October 09, 2008, 12:02:59 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 08, 2008, 07:01:09 PM
And now, ECH will offer substitutions for people who are allergic to shellfish.
Please?

well the (HUGE) new local asian supermarket here has these vegetarian "shrimp" in the freezer. Tastes almost exactly like "surimi" (which is processed white fish flavoured like crab or something), it's pretty good, (seems) protein-rich and really tastes like sea-food (in a way) ((i mean, i'm not gonna lie to you, it's not actual MEAT or anything, there's a reason i'm still no vegetarian)). let's say it's pretty much like fish/shrimp in the sense that Tivall is like chicken.

i could check out the brand name or something, maybe you can get some shop to order it.
Title: Re: Has anybody ever tried Coquilles Saint-Jacques?
Post by: The Dark Monk on October 09, 2008, 03:01:34 AM
Stay away from the Tofurkey.