1. FREEDOM OF MY RELIGION, TO SAY WHATEVER I AGREE WITH, TO WRITE WHAT I GODDAMN TELL YOU TO, TO GATHER AT A REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AND LICK THE ASSES OF THE NEOCONS, AND TO NEVER COMPLAIN.
2. FREEDOM TO SHOOT WHOMEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
3. FREEDOM TO BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR THE WARMONGERS.
4. FREEDOM TO LET US TAKE YOUR SHIT, BUT FUCK OFF OF OURS.
5. FREEDOM TO LET US FUCK YOU OVER AS MANY TIMES AS WE WANT AND FOR THE STATE GOVT. TO SAY 'FUCK YOU' TO FED. GOVT. AND FUCK YOU OVER AS WELL
6. FREEDOM OF A FAIR TRIAL FOR MY FRIENDS AND THE LAW OF NATURE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
7. FREEDOM TO A SELECT JURY OF MY PEERS (AND MY PEERS ONLY!!!).
8. FREEDOM TO LET OFF MY FRIENDS WITH A FINE AND EVERYONE ELSE WITH MAX SENTENCES (PREFERABLY DEATH SENTENCES).
9. FREEDOM TO LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOUR FREEDOMS ARE.
10.FREEDOM TO GIVE UP CONTROL TO ME OR THE STATE GOVT, IF I SAY SO.
Why does Bill O' Reilly feel the desire, nay, the need to continually demonstrate his idiocy to the world?
Wait, did he actually write that? :|
Quote from: Von Melee on October 09, 2008, 01:20:33 AM
1. FREEDOM OF MY RELIGION, TO SAY WHATEVER I AGREE WITH, TO WRITE WHAT I GODDAMN TELL YOU TO, TO GATHER AT A REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AND LICK THE ASSES OF THE NEOCONS, AND TO NEVER COMPLAIN.
2. FREEDOM TO SHOOT WHOMEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
3. FREEDOM TO BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR THE WARMONGERS.
4. FREEDOM TO LET US TAKE YOUR SHIT, BUT FUCK OFF OF OURS.
5. FREEDOM TO LET US FUCK YOU OVER AS MANY TIMES AS WE WANT AND FOR THE STATE GOVT. TO SAY 'FUCK YOU' TO FED. GOVT. AND FUCK YOU OVER AS WELL
6. FREEDOM OF A FAIR TRIAL FOR MY FRIENDS AND THE LAW OF NATURE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
7. FREEDOM TO A SELECT JURY OF MY PEERS (AND MY PEERS ONLY!!!).
8. FREEDOM TO LET OFF MY FRIENDS WITH A FINE AND EVERYONE ELSE WITH MAX SENTENCES (PREFERABLY DEATH SENTENCES).
9. FREEDOM TO LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOUR FREEDOMS ARE.
10.FREEDOM TO GIVE UP CONTROL TO ME OR THE STATE GOVT, IF I SAY SO.
Why does Bill O' Reilly feel the desire, nay, the need to continually demonstrate his idiocy to the world?
SPECIAL BONUS AMENDMENT XI: FREEDOM FOR TGRR TO "UPPER DECK".
Quote from: Suu on October 09, 2008, 02:23:08 AM
Wait, did he actually write that? :|
No, he actually didn't write that.
It's my original creation; sort of my summary of BillO's ideals that he has demonstrated over the last 8 years.
That's what you get for putting up with an inferior propaganda service.
You should organize pickets around Fox News HQ, with placards saying "Bernays is turning in his grave" and "what is this half-assed shit? Bring back Pravda!" and so on.
Not to defend Billo, but I think saying fuck you to my Federal Government and returning decision making to local and state governments is a GOOD thing.
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 09, 2008, 01:46:05 PM
Not to defend Billo, but I think saying fuck you to my Federal Government and returning decision making to local and state governments is a GOOD thing.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
What part of supporting torture, suspension of haebus corpus, approving the creation a brand new pork-hogging department and advocating pointless wars is saying "fuck you" to the Federal government again?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
Can we waterboard Cheney?
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 09, 2008, 01:46:05 PM
Not to defend Billo, but I think saying fuck you to my Federal Government and returning decision making to local and state governments is a GOOD thing.
Yes, because the articles of confederation worked SO well.
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2008, 12:59:16 AM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 09, 2008, 01:46:05 PM
Not to defend Billo, but I think saying fuck you to my Federal Government and returning decision making to local and state governments is a GOOD thing.
Yes, because the articles of confederation worked SO well.
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
As does our current system.
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 10, 2008, 04:15:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2008, 12:59:16 AM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 09, 2008, 01:46:05 PM
Not to defend Billo, but I think saying fuck you to my Federal Government and returning decision making to local and state governments is a GOOD thing.
Yes, because the articles of confederation worked SO well.
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
As does our current system.
By comparison? Yes.
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 10, 2008, 04:15:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2008, 12:59:16 AM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 09, 2008, 01:46:05 PM
Not to defend Billo, but I think saying fuck you to my Federal Government and returning decision making to local and state governments is a GOOD thing.
Yes, because the articles of confederation worked SO well.
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
As does our current system.
PLEASE TO LEARN LATE 18TH CENTURY HISTORY. :x
Quote from: Kai on October 10, 2008, 12:02:22 PM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 10, 2008, 04:15:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2008, 12:59:16 AM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 09, 2008, 01:46:05 PM
Not to defend Billo, but I think saying fuck you to my Federal Government and returning decision making to local and state governments is a GOOD thing.
Yes, because the articles of confederation worked SO well.
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
As does our current system.
PLEASE TO LEARN LATE 18TH CENTURY HISTORY. :x
Okay. To clarify, I should have written "I am in favor of returning
most decision making to state and local gov't."
I am in favor of a little federal gov't. But to me, most of it is just a waste of our money.
So.... what decision-making would remain with the Feds?
confederation: independent states, weak federal government.
federal republic: semi-autonomous states, strong federal government.
phaedrocracy: independent states with moats between them, federal government is in charge of drawbridge decoration.
I yield. I am wrong and you (plural) are right.
Our country is perfect.
(http://members.aol.com/plittle/StrawmanPoster.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on October 13, 2008, 03:50:51 PM
(http://members.aol.com/plittle/StrawmanPoster.jpg)
Oh, we need to make a series of these...
Quote from: LMNO on October 13, 2008, 02:53:24 PM
So.... what decision-making would remain with the Feds?
national security or lack there of
What about interstate infrastructure?
thats just an excuse to control the drinking age
What?
They do use it to control lots of things, not just drinking age.
"If yuo passes that bill we won't give yuo no monies for you"re rodez!"
\
:hashishim:
So, you've sent a copy of these to Bill-O right, Von Melee? He NEEDS a copy of this for his very own perusing.
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on October 13, 2008, 09:53:00 PM
They do use it to control lots of things, not just drinking age.
"If yuo passes that bill we won't give yuo no monies for you"re rodez!"
\
:hashishim:
Tr00f. One of the best scams by the gummament, really. Holding on to federal road maintenance and building monies unless folks hold themselves to the 21-rule.
Quote from: Jenne on October 14, 2008, 01:36:56 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on October 13, 2008, 09:53:00 PM
They do use it to control lots of things, not just drinking age.
"If yuo passes that bill we won't give yuo no monies for you"re rodez!"
\
:hashishim:
Tr00f. One of the best scams by the gummament, really. Holding on to federal road maintenance and building monies unless folks hold themselves to the 21-rule.
Same thing with federal school funding.
Step 1: Feds give free money to school systems.
Step 2: Feds wait for schools to become dependent on money.
Step 3: Feds threaten to withdraw money unless demands are met. Free access to army recruiters (the only employer in the US who
officially discriminates by sexuality,) bullshit NCLB, etc.
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Same thing with federal school funding.
Step 1: Feds give free money to school systems.
Step 2: Feds wait for schools to become dependent on money.
Step 3: Feds threaten to withdraw money unless demands are met. Free access to army recruiters (the only employer in the US who officially discriminates by sexuality,) bullshit NCLB, etc.
hey now. dont get mad at the military just cuz you're a spag.
my wife is in the service.
get mad at the military for the consistent stream of human rights violations concerning civilian non-combatants in warzones.
Or even in DMZs.
Or odd in our own COUNTRY.
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 13, 2008, 03:39:37 PM
I yield. I am wrong and you (plural) are right.
Our country is perfect.
Kids, this is a dumbass.
Don't be a dumbass.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2008, 06:15:59 AM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 13, 2008, 03:39:37 PM
I yield. I am wrong and you (plural) are right.
Our country is perfect.
Kids, this is a dumbass.
Don't be a dumbass.
Hi,
My name is Thom and I am a dumbass.
indeed. :lulz:
:walken:
I see I've come to the right place then.
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 14, 2008, 04:55:27 PM
I see I've come to the right place then.
Shadow, is that you?
Not Shadow. I'm a genuine noob.
Here, I'll show you: What's a Discordian?
See?
ok Thom.
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 15, 2008, 03:18:08 PM
Not Shadow. I'm a genuine noob.
Here, I'll show you: What's a Discordian?
See?
A Discordian is tomorrow with a smirk on its lips.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2008, 04:14:13 AM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 15, 2008, 03:18:08 PM
Not Shadow. I'm a genuine noob.
Here, I'll show you: What's a Discordian?
See?
A Discordian is tomorrow with a smirk on its lips.
:mittens:
That was beautiful, man.
Roger's poetic.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2008, 04:14:13 AM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 15, 2008, 03:18:08 PM
Not Shadow. I'm a genuine noob.
Here, I'll show you: What's a Discordian?
See?
A Discordian is tomorrow with a smirk on its lips.
Yeah.
Newsfeed, plz.
Quote from: LMNO on October 16, 2008, 02:42:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2008, 04:14:13 AM
Quote from: phaedrusthemad on October 15, 2008, 03:18:08 PM
Not Shadow. I'm a genuine noob.
Here, I'll show you: What's a Discordian?
See?
A Discordian is tomorrow with a smirk on its lips.
Yeah.
Newsfeed, plz.
Ung? Ripped off from CotSG, not Transmet.
I think he means, put it on the forum news feed.
Yeah, that.