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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: saint aini on October 09, 2008, 03:16:48 AM

Title: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: saint aini on October 09, 2008, 03:16:48 AM
What can I do with about a dozen or so peaches about to go bad and a hot pot?

I also have sweet potatoes, potatoes, turnips, eggplant (which I also need to use), green beans, a shitload of jalapeƱo  peppers, carrots, squash, rice, etc.


I'm thinking peach soup.  We have tomato soup. Why not peach soup?

Suggestions that do not involve rape?
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 09, 2008, 06:09:58 AM
make a cobbler

and RAPE IT

awe geeze.

For real though. Cobbler.
Or:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/grilled-peach-melba-recipe/index.html

or:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/individual-peach-upside-down-cake-recipe/index.html
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 09, 2008, 06:27:14 AM
Since you've already got the jalapenos I say make some peach salsa.

http://www.seasonalchef.com/recipe0805e.htm
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Jasper on October 09, 2008, 06:59:49 AM
What sqiddy said, ra- I mean cobbler.

You could make the peach component and the crust component separately and in bulk, store them, and have materials to make cobbler on a whim for a while.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2008, 12:49:04 PM
Peach pie.

Take pie crust, slice most of the peaches, layer them in the crust.  Sprinkle a brown sugar/butter mixture over the top.  Bake.

Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Jenne on October 09, 2008, 11:18:08 PM
I think I'm going to have to resort to the cobbler idear myself--we have a ton of white peaches no one ate over the weekend that will not last til this weekend.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: The Dark Monk on October 09, 2008, 11:24:41 PM
Make peach C-rapes.
Crepes are delicious.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Eve on October 10, 2008, 07:26:49 AM
Quote from: TheScarletReaper on October 09, 2008, 11:24:41 PM
Make peach C-rapes.
Crepes are delicious.

Seconded.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Jenne on October 11, 2008, 02:25:49 AM
Nevermind--husband ATE all the peaches.  There were about 5 when I posted.   :|
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Jasper on October 11, 2008, 06:22:44 AM
Man loves him some peaches. :lol:
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Richter on October 11, 2008, 12:39:11 PM
Skin and slice the peaches, throw them in the crock with a pork roast or chicken and 1-2 cups of stock and some of the the jalapenos

(Also onion or herb stuffing if you wish, add balsamic vinegar if it's pork)

Roast until it's done.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 12, 2008, 04:26:10 AM
-also jam

-make a trifle w/ the peaches, angel food cake, amaretto and whipped cream

-poach em in red wine then serve w/ ice cream and chocolate sauce
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Rumckle on October 12, 2008, 01:45:50 PM
Quote from: Squiddy on October 12, 2008, 04:26:10 AM
-poach em in red wine then serve w/ ice cream and chocolate sauce

This gets my vote
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Triple Zero on October 12, 2008, 09:02:40 PM
oh that reminds me, my gf made this as dessert for me once: peaches (from the can) with vanilla ice cream and a warm sauce of reduced (fresh) orange juice, sugar (caramelized) and cinnamon.

it's the kind of dessert that stuffs you :)
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 12, 2008, 09:36:52 PM
IN SOVIET NETHERLANDS, DESSERT STUFFS YOU!
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: saint aini on October 21, 2008, 09:02:54 PM
I made compost.

They went bad when I wasn't looking.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: Jenne on October 21, 2008, 09:20:30 PM
:(  That's sad...but hey, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the worms crawl in...etc.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: The Dark Monk on October 21, 2008, 10:06:23 PM
You can host a colony of fruit flies now! They come in many colors.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: saint aini on October 21, 2008, 10:38:50 PM
Quote from: TheScarletReaper on October 21, 2008, 10:06:23 PM
You can host a colony of fruit flies now! They come in many colors.

Yeah, that's why.

I've been dealing with a mold problem for roughly 2 weeks... it finally seems to be subsiding, but nonetheless, it's all good.  I have a pit to fill in in the backyard.
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: The Dark Monk on October 21, 2008, 11:42:40 PM
One of my old apartments got infested with black mold. Nasty stuff. Condemned. Government housing sucks.
A pit eh? Compost pit?
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: AFK on October 23, 2008, 06:14:00 PM
Millions of Peaches?
Peaches for me?
Millions of Peaches?
Peaches for Free?
Title: Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
Post by: The Dark Monk on October 28, 2008, 08:13:07 AM
Millions of Peaches
Just for you
Millions of Peaches
It's true true true!