NaNoWriMo's a-comin' and I need a title. Suggestions plz! Plot unimportant, my titles are rarely relevant to actual novel content.
The Horrible Noise from Saratoga Springs
The Magical Adventures of a Nobody Idiot
Barness
Fap: A Biography
My Double - Spaced Life
Portico
Metaphors for Change
Votenfreude
Horrormirth!: The Musical
What The Spag Is This?!
Old Zippletits Goes To The County Fair
Mustaches--More Than A Facial Hair Choice, A New Way Of Life: Cramulus' Life-Changing Cult
Heathen Death Cults For Kids
KNIFEWRENCH!
Underpants: The Untold Story
MOAR COFFEE: The True Events of The Fateful Day DCup Firebombed Boston
Sweet Merciful Fuck, Pterodactyls!: And Other Bedtime Stories
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 10, 2008, 02:49:58 PM
The Horrible Noise from Saratoga Springs
:lulz:
I hope some of the regulars got this one.
I suggest "Prezitator Fred: The first 100 years."
The Stoop: When the Buffalo Roamed To My Home
BUTTS LOL
...And That's When I Sharted
Dispatches From A Pillow Fort
If You Must Have Sex Here, At Least Be So Kind As To Shut The Fuck Up While Doing: Memoirs Of A Librarian
Oh Look, Cupcakes!
The Day The Cows Came Home: A Story Of Things People Had To Stop And/Or Start
And then they peed their pance.
I Bet You Can't Tell I Was Drunk When I Wrote This!
This Novel Contains Nude Pictures.
War and Peace - THE NOVELISATION!
FEELING THE WRATH: From hobo to porn star to WOMP star: The Payne Story
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 10, 2008, 04:40:29 PM
FEELING THE WRATH: From hobo porn star to hobo WOMP star: The Payne Story
Fixed
Superstar Trailer Park
(the novel I always threatened to write....and then didn't)
Mrs Palin Goes To Washington
Teh Scrid Goes to Washington
"Scridding: My Time with the Hyperintelligent Cephalopods"
The Rat Across the Road
Cupcaking and Rainbows
LOLWUT: Life on the Interbutts
Ninjas vs. Pirates, Trucks vs. Tubes, & Other Assorted Memes
Dog Won't Bite, Cat Won't Scratch
Three Kids & a Pinochle Sandwich
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Touch Not the Poo in the Toilet
Beers in Your Ears
The Boy I Once Was and the Tampons I've Tried
Disco-Dancing Grammas
Teen-aged Sex and the Pickle
I've decided on "It's All Geek to Me" for mine. I just hope a fictional more fluffy version of the past 10 years of my life is worth the words.
"Yoo Betcha! The Sarah Palin Death Cults of 2017"
A Punster and a Gontleman
The Deaf Salesman: What???
The HappyDay Discordia: How I found the Fonz and what he did to me in Al's Diner.
oozy rat in a sanitary zoo: A Story about Sarah Palin and her Palin-drones.
Bacon
Three Men and a Jihad
Me, Myself and Eris
NaNoWriMo Episode 7: Revenge of the Overtype Function
the american dream and other fables
The Truth About Indigo Pets
We're No Strangers to Love (You Know the Rules, And So Do I)
Quote from: Jenne on October 11, 2008, 03:49:10 AM
Beers in Your Ears
I'd totally buy that if I saw it in a bookstore.
Quote from: Mangrove on October 13, 2008, 09:22:58 PM
The Truth About Indigo Pets
About time you got around to writing that :wink:
Quote from: Payne on October 13, 2008, 09:31:49 PM
We're No Strangers to Love (You Know the Rules, And So Do I)
:argh!:
My suggestions:
A Grand Fizzbazzle
Canned Whoop-Ass
BIKAW!
Riff, Raff, Ruffle
Quote from: LMNO on October 10, 2008, 03:16:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 10, 2008, 02:49:58 PM
The Horrible Noise from Saratoga Springs
:lulz:
I hope some of the regulars got this one.
I suggest "Prezitator Fred: The first 100 years."
Even I get that one. :lulz:
Guys, these are fucking brilliant. Am currently picking one to be the name of the coffee shop (main setting). Will post when I've decided.
Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!
"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"
"Sweet merciful fuck!"
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 03:16:48 AM
Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!
"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"
Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 03:16:48 AM
Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!
"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"
Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock.
:lulz:
I think a number of you spags are going to make cameos in my novel this year. Can't be helped.
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 03:16:48 AM
Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!
"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"
Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock.
:lulz:
I think a number of you spags are going to make cameos in my novel this year. Can't be helped.
Just one request. If I end up in your novel, please, pretty please don't have me killed off by furry gang-rape.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 03:20:46 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 03:16:48 AM
Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!
"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"
Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock.
:lulz:
I think a number of you spags are going to make cameos in my novel this year. Can't be helped.
Just one request. If I end up in your novel, please, pretty please don't have me killed off by furry gang-rape.
There is no other way for a RWHN character to be killed off. It's your lot in life.
Ever since that episode, I've become quite nervous around my cats. I swear sometimes they are giving me the look.
Sorry about that, by the way.
Sort of.
I wonder what will befall Suu for bringing the Yiff upon ye?
Death by Outlandishness?
"My fuck-stock is assprone: stories from the front line of the credit crunch"
"Outside: The story of one man's search for his bike."
8)
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 03:20:46 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 03:16:48 AM
Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!
"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"
Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock.
:lulz:
I think a number of you spags are going to make cameos in my novel this year. Can't be helped.
Just one request. If I end up in your novel, please, pretty please don't have me killed off by furry gang-rape.
All deaths are currently planned to be effect of End of the World.. but maybe furry gang-rape deaths are the angle I've been missing. RWHN, you're a genius!
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 03:20:46 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 03:16:48 AM
Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!
"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"
Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock.
:lulz:
I think a number of you spags are going to make cameos in my novel this year. Can't be helped.
Just one request. If I end up in your novel, please, pretty please don't have me killed off by furry gang-rape.
All deaths are currently planned to be effect of End of the World.. but maybe furry gang-rape deaths are the angle I've been missing. RWHN, you're a genius!
The Alphabetic one will be able to help you with that. :argh!:
Eve, do you know about LMNO-PI?
No.. I suspect I have some reading to do?
Check the thread directly above this one.
48 pages?! Maybe after my paper is done.. :\
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 03:20:46 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 02:55:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 03:16:48 AM
Coffee shop now named: BIKAW!
"Hi, welcome to BIKAWWWW! What can I get for you today?"
Yes, I would like to order a bowl of your fuck-stock.
:lulz:
I think a number of you spags are going to make cameos in my novel this year. Can't be helped.
Just one request. If I end up in your novel, please, pretty please don't have me killed off by furry gang-rape.
Unless I have a big gun.
Oh wait, that idea has already been taken.
Quote from: Eve on October 14, 2008, 04:54:20 PM
48 pages?! Maybe after my paper is done.. :\
The [current] next to last installment is where I meat the demise by Yiffing.
I had nightmares for days. :x
"meat the demise"? :lol:
Hey! The name of that coffee shop is awesomeness in a can yiff cheez, btw. :D