Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: LHX on October 10, 2008, 04:03:51 PM

Title: can you hold my wallet for me while i jump?
Post by: LHX on October 10, 2008, 04:03:51 PM
somebody found this message on a abandoned computer terminal at the public library

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you and them have something in common

and im sure from your perspective - i have something in common with them too


where does that leave us?


wherever that may be - let's figure it out quick so we can see how we can help each other

perhaps more importantly - let's figure out where we won't be able to help each other out much


like - here is some examples:

1. dont look to me for anything that has anything to do with money aside from how to get food to eat and tools to use
- that means no advice - no lending - no borrowing

2. try to avoid leaving me alone with your woman for extended periods of time

3. unless you factor in the 'after-life' as a part of your long-term time line - im not the person to ask about long-term strategies (though i'm getting a bit better at this)


now - im not sure if i can articulate any good qualities - but th

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That's where it ended


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in a dream about a UFO landing on the planet - he was not surprised about the news - a reaction of calm acceptance

when he awoke and recalled this dream, he felt satisfied that he had reacted that way

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a nest constructed hastily by two birds - one male, and one female about to lay eggs

the nest was tucked away safely, but due to its small size, it proved surprisingly disastrous

as the five young birds grew, the nest was simply not large enough to suffice, and two of the birds plunged to their death - forced out of the nest - before they were able to fly


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rumor has it that the Penguin learned some of his umbrella tactics from Mary Poppins

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there is no amount of generosity or kindness that can compensate for a single act of treachery

one can learn politeness and etiquette, but treacherous acts are defining, and when they occur, they are never exceptions to the rule

redemption is tricky - difficult - psychologically messy - but always possible



ego and redemption do not get along well together

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some crazy weather we're having
Title: Re: can you hold my wallet for me while i jump?
Post by: hooplala on October 10, 2008, 04:08:42 PM
I thought only terrorists used the internet at libraries?

Good to see you back, man!
Title: Re: can you hold my wallet for me while i jump?
Post by: AFK on October 10, 2008, 04:16:36 PM
Quotethere is no amount of generosity or kindness that can compensate for a single act of treachery

one can learn politeness and etiquette, but treacherous acts are defining, and when they occur, they are never exceptions to the rule

redemption is tricky - difficult - psychologically messy - but always possible



ego and redemption do not get along well together

This one, in particular, grabbed me. 

Good to see you LHX. 
Title: Re: can you hold my wallet for me while i jump?
Post by: Payne on October 10, 2008, 04:43:00 PM
Awesome stuff, L!

I agree with RWHN, that one bit there was tight.
Title: Re: can you hold my wallet for me while i jump?
Post by: Jenne on October 10, 2008, 09:40:32 PM
THAT'S the good stuff, LHX, as usual.  WB, man.
Title: Re: can you hold my wallet for me while i jump?
Post by: LHX on October 11, 2008, 07:27:54 PM
hi everybody