Think up your best Black Metal song titles and post them here.
Some general guidelines:
* "of the" is always a good way to extend your song title, but try not to overuse it -- vary those prepositions!
* humor is great, but always KEEP IT GRIM.
* common themes include war, war machines, unstoppable war machines, rape, sorcery, satanism, anti-christianity, victory, gore, decomposition, and icy nordic wastelands
Here is my entire stash, to get you started. Please PM if you'd like to use any of them for your endeavors. Steal them from me and I'll prove to you the existence of the soul by ripping yours out and assfucking it before I eat it.
*Ordained into the Priesthood of Bile by the Worm of Perpetual Excrement
*Circumcised by Harpies on the Tectonic Altar of Skulls
*Wielding the Blitzkrieg Cudgel Against the Festering Nubile Sirens of the Bermuda Triangle
*The Spear that Pierced Christ's Side Unstitches the Vagina of the Aboriginal Priestess of Dream Jackals
*Inferiority
*Enshrouded in the Burqa of Perpetual Rape
*Languishing Under the Venom-Filled Breasts of the Holy Mother of Lassitude
*To Know the Misery of the Cursed Inheritor of the Ancient Riches
*Inside the Opium Den of the Ill-Begotten Deacon of the Drowned
*Bioterrorist Maverick vs. Mass Casualty Conveyor
*Revisionist Mortician
*Third World Ramadan Compliance Unit
*My Liege
*Divine Utterances in the Extraordinary Tongues of the Outer Isles Herald the Arrival of a Squadron of Fearless Suicide Bombers
*failure of the high flesh sorceror to re-animate the necrotic cadaver of the avatar of baal
*the rope that hung the body of christ after his terminal defilement upon the lance of lost bones
*conspicuous eternal hebrew of the morgue
*pedantic bloated corpse of the false incarnation of the bitch goddess
*interrogating the fascist overlord
*molested by the priapic cenarion demigod within the bower of whispering oak
*suffering the eternal repetitive nightmare of the divine abortionary facelift of the god of glass
*wielding the scepter of the wraith of the obsidian catacombs of hysteria
*unmasking the true face of the cloaked prophet of the sadistic carnival of holocausts
*putrid flesh of the corpses in the bestiary of the damned
*hieroglyphic spellweaver
*drunk on the intoxicating carnal nectar of the she-devil
*archive of papal agonies
*sacrificed upon the altar of extreme hatred
*putrid dystopia
*harbinger of banshees
*sheet-white flesh of the high sexual priestess of heaven and hell
*magnificent allah, gory and divine
*in rapture
*cosmology of the ancient demigods of atlantis
*hyperion wields the pirate's cutlass
*crossing the blood-red seas of the annihilated
*untimely destruction at the hands of the trumpeter of the insane
*inquiry into the unholy ritualistic practices of the maleficent draconian archminister
Also, a great utility to kickstart your creativity is:
The Metal Song Title Generator
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php (http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php)
which has yielded such great hits as:
Enter the Disemboweled Egyptian
Christian within the Center of the Earth
Of the Squirming Cadaver
In Every Orifice
Raging Panzer of the Heart
Homophobic
Eternity of Skulls
Decapitated Mortal Fetus
Murdered Morphological Eucharist in the Grave
Brothel on the Banks of the Euphrates
Homophobic Death Squad
Homophobic Judgement on the Bloody Altar of Armageddon
Quote*Bioterrorist Maverick vs. Mass Casualty Conveyor
yes please!