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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: navkat on October 29, 2008, 09:31:18 AM

Title: Homemade cheese for Palak Paneer
Post by: navkat on October 29, 2008, 09:31:18 AM
Take an entire gallon of milk and boil that shit in a pot on the stove on LOW.
Add two teaspoons of pure lemon juice. The milk will form curdles.
Remove from heat
Strain all that crap through a cheesecloth, catching all the curdles and ditching all the liquid shit.
Squeeeeeeeeze all the juice out of the solids and start working that shit into a hard ball of solid from inside the cheesecloth

Slice that shit into cubes and put it in yr indian curry recipes...or you could just eat a whole bunch of it because you're completely impressed with yourself for making homemade cheese and then realize that you didn't leave enough for your recipe so you'll just have to add the rest to other stuff or just gorge yourself in front of the latest episode of Heroes. 

Title: Re: Homemade cheese for Palak Paneer
Post by: LMNO on October 29, 2008, 12:23:20 PM
Boil it on low?  Does not compute.
Title: Re: Homemade cheese for Palak Paneer
Post by: navkat on October 29, 2008, 12:32:26 PM
Quote from: Rabbi LMNO on October 29, 2008, 12:23:20 PM
Boil it on low?  Does not compute.

Um...simmer. I meant simmer on low.

And uh...you have to keep stirring it too.
Title: Re: Homemade cheese for Palak Paneer
Post by: Bruno on October 29, 2008, 03:36:20 PM
Would this be good on poutine?
Title: Re: Homemade cheese for Palak Paneer
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 29, 2008, 09:08:17 PM
No, because poutine is not "good".
Title: Re: Homemade cheese for Palak Paneer
Post by: Triple Zero on November 01, 2008, 02:26:29 AM
you're may want to put some cumin into this.

just be careful about the amount, cause as you may have found, a lot of milk only produces a littlebit of paneer. so what may look like not very much on a gallon when you add it, will be a lot more when you've strained the liquid out (i found that nearly all of the cumin will stick to the curdles).
Title: Re: Homemade cheese for Palak Paneer
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 01, 2008, 04:10:17 AM
Quote from: Vlad on October 29, 2008, 09:08:17 PM
No, because poutine is not "good".

you are a damn liar.
Title: Re: Homemade cheese for Palak Paneer
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 02, 2008, 11:13:27 PM
Isn't mozzerella pretty much made the same way?