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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on November 04, 2008, 08:54:00 PM

Title: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on November 04, 2008, 08:54:00 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/GIGGLESinpartyhat.jpg)

eeek, it is a monster!  no, do not fear, it is only the Giggles.
"how many things can I fit up my ass, yeah baby!" 
raaargh, it is a trickbeast!  it is made of bloodhound gang and sockbaby!
why is this crazy talk?


(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/BGPinpartyhat.jpg)

Oh it is china god troll!  buddha ghost peepee, do you have enlightenment for me?
"WHY HAVE YUO BANNED ME?"  because you at admin, fatty!
no, please do not eat all of the office with your godly wrath BGP!
do you hide secret to godliness inside your enormous belly?

(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/CHEFinpartyhat-1.jpg)

EEEEK! What is this?  No do not hurt me mister troll man!
Relax, it is only Chef.  Will you cook food for BGP Chef?  No, you should stop, he is too fatty fat!
Where is this 16th and Minna?  No, do not put me in the van, Tongan nasty!


(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/XenuInpartyhat.jpg)

BLARGH!!11!!2  it is a swede!  but this is not as smart as most vegetable!
not as tasty either, fatty!  Why not tell us more about your cold place mr swede?
noooooo!!1 it is made of dork and boring, please stop!
look, now forum is filled with bullshit!


(http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/545/darukopartyhatsw7.jpg)

what is this?  is it smart and interesting forum member?  no, it is just daruko
the creature's whining burns my retina!  will it ever stop? oh, it is only poop from retard
"RAAARGH I SHALL DESTROY THIS FORUM, YOU SHALL ALL PAY!!"
hahaha, silly troll, he does not think too good

(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1013/akkinpartyhatan2.jpg)

what is screeching noise, is someone killing cat? oh no, it is only AKK
its name is luke, but he prefers ambassador klok kaos.  we do not know why, perhaps he does not want to get laid?
he is known and noted...for his stupid hairstyle! watch it preen itself, silly troll
HELP, IT IS AN OUTLANDISH ATTACK!
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on November 04, 2008, 08:54:42 PM
For everyone who just went: wtf?

http://fatchicksinpartyhats.com/
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2008, 09:02:40 PM
THREAD DELIVERS!

(http://www.blueskin.com/images/products/pizzabox3_72b.jpg)
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on November 04, 2008, 09:07:40 PM
Also, all artistic credit to Payne and the WOMP archives.  I just came up with the concept and text.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Payne on November 04, 2008, 09:09:10 PM
Not entirely true, Cain also suggested GIGGLES' head and Xenu's body.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Ari on November 04, 2008, 09:14:09 PM
 :lulz:

(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9145/malmup5.jpg)
Fuck this, I am going back to Malmö...
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on November 04, 2008, 09:16:37 PM
Your entire country will be forgiven, planewalker, if you hunt down and kill the poster known as Xenu, take a picture of his decapitated corpse wearing a party hat, then upload to the internet.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Payne on November 04, 2008, 09:17:59 PM
Also, PW, why are you wearing Darukos party hat?

Are you his alt?!
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Ari on November 04, 2008, 09:44:59 PM
The "mr swede" just hit the right spot there and gave me something to think about. But Cain, I accept that mission, mostly because I really think they could use some forgiveness down south in Germany. ^^

MBNSDWYW http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8706/rainbowfagcopygl7.jpg
As for the hat: it came by the dozens... anyone can shove it up their asswear it and become a Dakuro.

Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on November 04, 2008, 09:49:05 PM
Quote from: planeswalker on November 04, 2008, 09:44:59 PM
The "mr swede" just hit the right spot there and gave me something to think about. But Cain, I accept that mission, mostly because I really think they could use some forgiveness down south in Germany. ^^

No, that wasn't aimed at you.  It was aimed at an old Swedish poster called Xenu, who really was annoying.  Sorry, I should have made that clear.  I don't think anyone here has a problem with you, and I know I certainly don't.

Seriously, check out Xenu.  Look at the summer of 2006.  You'll want to punch yourself in the balls as well.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 10:11:11 PM
I would like a party hat.   :)
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Ari on November 04, 2008, 10:20:22 PM
I didn't really think it was, but I was unsure wether (weather?) a specific person (and who) was meant or if you were referring to the general influx of swedish cabbages lately. Either way, it was delicious. I'm still reading 2004 apple talk and trying not to turn into a necromancer but I'll go check it out some time. Gathering intel on the target and tenderizing my balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT9ZNJ2YS64
while we are talking about party hats and sweden - translation is in the extra panel... it's a classic among the people of the cold country.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: navkat on November 04, 2008, 10:24:16 PM
There will always be a special place in my heart and FSM prayers for the MS Paint Cabal.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Ari on November 04, 2008, 10:47:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 10:11:11 PM
I would like a party hat.   :)
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2091/roger2my0.gif)
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on November 05, 2008, 02:03:13 PM
Bump
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 05, 2008, 02:08:27 PM
Thread = :lulz:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2008, 04:12:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 10:11:11 PM
I would like a party hat.   :)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RogerPartyHat.jpg)
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2008, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2008, 04:12:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 10:11:11 PM
I would like a party hat.   :)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RogerPartyHat.jpg)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:argh!:

MY WRATH SHALL BE A THING OF LEGEND!
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 05, 2008, 04:45:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 05, 2008, 04:12:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 10:11:11 PM
I would like a party hat.   :)

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RogerPartyHat.jpg)

This is appalling.





:fap:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 05, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2008, 02:03:13 PM
Bump
:lulz:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 06, 2008, 12:29:48 AM
This thread gives me amusement. Weeooo, etc.
Title: The hunt for Xenu's head - part I
Post by: Ari on November 06, 2008, 11:58:38 AM
Meanwhile, in a remote area in northern Sweden...

[agent.pw]
Mission control, I have confirmed the location of the target. Infrared pictures from the H.I.M.E.O.B.S. surveillance satellites cross-checked with the lameometer readings of the area indicated an unusual source of fail north east of Väsmajärvi.
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9103/xenufoundiw1.jpg)
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5395/xenuhouseih0.jpg)
After closer inspection it turned out to be the target's hideout.
Due to the target's absence at the time of my arrival I took the liberty to rummage around the house a little and found out what the demented guy is up to these days: he has spent the last 2 years creating over 1,000 facebook accounts which he has interacting with each other in a weird attempt to troll himself.
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7580/xenu1lv6.jpg)
Here is a picture of his "office" and I believe he used a similar setup back in 2006 already.

Sooner or later he'll be back, that's when I'll strike.
[/agent.pw]
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on November 07, 2008, 12:02:13 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Suu on November 07, 2008, 01:40:03 AM
FUCKING

:himeobs:
Title: The hunt for Xenu's head - part II
Post by: Ari on November 10, 2008, 02:28:33 PM
Finally, the Lord of Lame shows up!
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6279/xenubattle1eg3.jpg)

But he runs off into his lair, leaving two puny alts behind...
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1486/xenubattle2iw9.jpg)

(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4156/xenubattle3aj7.jpg)
"But there is no time for this tomfoolery, I must make haste to foil Xenu's attempt to escape the wrath."

-to be continued-

Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 10, 2008, 02:29:45 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 10, 2008, 02:44:39 PM
holy shit. :lulz:

PW, I apologize for thinking that you were a fucking tool. this is so full of win.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Ari on November 10, 2008, 05:20:23 PM
Since Cain pointed me to the right time in Apple Talk I managed to not only successfully punch my balls but also find some good material for the upcoming dungeon crawl. Will post the next chapter as soon as I get the artwork done.

~planeswalker
will always rage over his own, horrible drawing skills
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on August 21, 2010, 11:36:16 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 04, 2008, 08:54:00 PM
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/GIGGLESinpartyhat.jpg)

eeek, it is a monster!  no, do not fear, it is only the Giggles.
"how many things can I fit up my ass, yeah baby!" 
raaargh, it is a trickbeast!  it is made of bloodhound gang and sockbaby!
why is this crazy talk?


(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/BGPinpartyhat.jpg)

Oh it is china god troll!  buddha ghost peepee, do you have enlightenment for me?
"WHY HAVE YUO BANNED ME?"  because you at admin, fatty!
no, please do not eat all of the office with your godly wrath BGP!
do you hide secret to godliness inside your enormous belly?

(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/CHEFinpartyhat-1.jpg)

EEEEK! What is this?  No do not hurt me mister troll man!
Relax, it is only Chef.  Will you cook food for BGP Chef?  No, you should stop, he is too fatty fat!
Where is this 16th and Minna?  No, do not put me in the van, Tongan nasty!


(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/XenuInpartyhat.jpg)

BLARGH!!11!!2  it is a swede!  but this is not as smart as most vegetable!
not as tasty either, fatty!  Why not tell us more about your cold place mr swede?
noooooo!!1 it is made of dork and boring, please stop!
look, now forum is filled with bullshit!


(http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/545/darukopartyhatsw7.jpg)

what is this?  is it smart and interesting forum member?  no, it is just daruko
the creature's whining burns my retina!  will it ever stop? oh, it is only poop from retard
"RAAARGH I SHALL DESTROY THIS FORUM, YOU SHALL ALL PAY!!"
hahaha, silly troll, he does not think too good

(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1013/akkinpartyhatan2.jpg)

what is screeching noise, is someone killing cat? oh no, it is only AKK
its name is luke, but he prefers ambassador klok kaos.  we do not know why, perhaps he does not want to get laid?
he is known and noted...for his stupid hairstyle! watch it preen itself, silly troll
HELP, IT IS AN OUTLANDISH ATTACK!


Bump again
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Suu on August 21, 2010, 11:42:26 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cramulus on August 21, 2010, 01:43:54 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2010, 03:16:51 PM
Ahahahahaha! This thread is genius! I musta missed it the first time around.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Dysnomia on August 21, 2010, 07:10:57 PM
LOVE


And I want a party hat!
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2010, 08:08:41 PM
This thread causes me to be amused.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2010, 10:00:58 PM
Also, a Mike Tyson-themed troll would be easy and fun:
(http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gallery/4mike/thumbs/thumbs_12.jpg)
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2011, 06:34:26 AM
Bump for quite possibly the most win ever.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Freeky on July 02, 2011, 06:56:56 AM
 :aaa: :1fap:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Payne on July 02, 2011, 07:44:01 AM
BOOYAH!

TAKE THAT INNA THA FACE!
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Cain on July 02, 2011, 09:53:01 AM
Sadly, this was just a little too early for Dead Kennedy and Arafelis, both of whom would've been brilliant with this format.  I also didn't do Wade, the Lamanite, or Cowass.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Luna on July 02, 2011, 10:36:15 AM
:spittake:
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 02, 2011, 12:18:45 PM
 :lulz: @ entire fread
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: Payne on July 02, 2011, 07:16:17 PM
This thread rates as one of the best threads in existence, and should be stickied by crucifying messiahs all over it.
Title: Re: Trolls in Party Hats
Post by: navkat on August 18, 2011, 01:31:42 PM
Party hat is new mustache?