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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on November 15, 2008, 12:06:27 PM

Title: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 15, 2008, 12:06:27 PM
OK, so I was planning on timing my road trip so that I'd be at my buddy's place in Crested Butte for thanksgiving, only he just informed me that he now has other plans for that day, so...


I am auctioning off my services as a chef to anyone who

1) is reasonably close to my route of travel and isn't afraid to experience ECH live and in person

and

2) doesn't want to bother with cooking thanksgiving dinner themselves.

the bidding price starts at one case of hard cider and crash space for two.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2008, 06:55:32 PM
Where the hell is Crested Butte?
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 15, 2008, 07:56:38 PM
Colorado.

But I'll basically be going from Maine to LA to Seattle so anywhere along that general route would work.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2008, 11:44:25 PM
Welll now. I have to check in with my fam to see who all's coming for Thanksgiving, but damn, it would be fun to have you! I'll see if we're going to have room.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 16, 2008, 01:00:00 AM
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE GODDAMMIT!

:argh!:
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: Payne on November 16, 2008, 01:54:28 AM
F'realz it's Nigel.

Hard to tell under all that crap though.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2008, 03:43:14 AM
Yes, it is I, the real Nigel!

Someday I will change my name back, but first certain other people have to change their names back.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on November 18, 2008, 11:49:26 AM
i doubt you want to stop in buffalo :\
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 18, 2008, 01:07:04 PM
nice try, Fred. I actually HAVE to stop in Buffalo unless I want to try to make a 20+ hour drive straight through to Detroit (I don't) or unless I would rather stop in Rochester and crash at my junkie friend's squatter pad and get robbed (I wouldn't). So I'm'a be spending the night somewhere around there anyway.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2008, 09:44:15 PM
The rest of the relevant people say you are welcome to come to Thanksgiving and crash here, ECH!
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 18, 2008, 10:59:55 PM
cool. I don't think we'll have gotten that far that soon, but anything could happen.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving Auction
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2008, 11:01:42 PM
Sweet up.