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Title: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on November 26, 2008, 06:01:48 PM
Turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken.  It's like an orgy of fowl.  (at least that's how it sounds, and perhaps because it rhymes with fuckin')

Anyone had this/done it/hated it?

I am intrigued enough to do this for Xmas Eve at my place...we're deep-frying our turkey for T Day tomorrow.  Something we've done a lot.  But the turducken sounds...interesting.

I saw you can BUY one of these already "stuffed" in the grocery store when I bought our turkey for tomorrow as well.  But I'd like to do it myself, if I'm going to do it at all, that is.

Anyway, anyone with an experience, good or bad, with TURDUCKEN?
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Zenpeanut on November 26, 2008, 06:14:01 PM
I've got a friend who owes me a turducken this thanksgiving, but I can't say I've had it before.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 26, 2008, 06:22:19 PM
the chef at the spa my wife used to work at made one once.
it was awesome.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Richter on November 26, 2008, 06:26:27 PM
Yeah.

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/21/turbaconducken/
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Suu on November 26, 2008, 06:28:31 PM
It's actually a pretty old school method of cooking and was very popular in medieval feasts, hence why another term for a meal's course is a 'remove', since you were 'removing' the object from the larger animal.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Manta Obscura on November 26, 2008, 06:29:13 PM
Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Suu on November 26, 2008, 06:31:48 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on November 26, 2008, 06:29:13 PM
Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

At least it wasn't the Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Richter on November 26, 2008, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on November 26, 2008, 06:29:13 PM
Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

For referencing two of the worst series ever contructively in a culinary thread: :mittens:
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Suu on November 26, 2008, 06:36:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 26, 2008, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on November 26, 2008, 06:29:13 PM
Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

For referencing two of the worst series ever contructively in a culinary thread: :mittens:

Bullshit, the first season ever of Power Rangers was amazing.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Manta Obscura on November 26, 2008, 06:39:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 26, 2008, 06:36:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 26, 2008, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on November 26, 2008, 06:29:13 PM
Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

For referencing two of the worst series ever contructively in a culinary thread: :mittens:

Bullshit, the first season ever of Power Rangers was amazing.

I still have two really old PR episodes on VHS, as well as the PR movie. Their crapulence is stunning.

It still makes me laugh that they put the black kid in the black suit, the Asian kid in the yellow suit, etc.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Suu on November 26, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
And that Tommy who is built like a Viking seems to shrink into a wirey Japanese guy in a green suit every time he transforms? 
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on November 26, 2008, 07:03:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 26, 2008, 06:26:27 PM
Yeah.

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/21/turbaconducken/

Thanks Everyone!  And Richter:

QuoteHow do you improve upon a turducken (turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken)? Behold, the Turbaconducken. It's a turducken wrapped in bacon! Bacon Today has the step-by-step recipe with pictures.

Fuck an el, dude...you're my new hero.

BACON TURDUCKEN IS ON BAYBAY!
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Richter on November 26, 2008, 07:08:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 26, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
And that Tommy who is built like a Viking seems to shrink into a wirey Japanese guy in a green suit every time he transforms? 

All the transformed Ranger / Zord / Villian scenes were copypasta'ed from an older Japanese show.

Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Suu on November 26, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 26, 2008, 07:08:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 26, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
And that Tommy who is built like a Viking seems to shrink into a wirey Japanese guy in a green suit every time he transforms? 

All the transformed Ranger / Zord / Villian scenes were copypasta'ed from an older Japanese show.



I knew this, it's just one of those things that make it so awful and awesome.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on November 26, 2008, 07:20:02 PM
Hm...I am thinking of marrying this recipe from Paula Dean: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/turducken-recipe/index.html and the bacon-wrapping idea!  The thought of cornbread stuffing is faptastic.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Richter on November 26, 2008, 07:23:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 26, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 26, 2008, 07:08:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 26, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
And that Tommy who is built like a Viking seems to shrink into a wirey Japanese guy in a green suit every time he transforms? 

All the transformed Ranger / Zord / Villian scenes were copypasta'ed from an older Japanese show.



I knew this, it's just one of those things that make it so awful and awesome.

It did loose that tongue in cheek feel after the first season or two though.

Success ruined it. :lulz: (Mental image of the Megazord, it's nose smothered in cocaine looking to the heavens and bellowing "WHYYYYYYY?!?!")
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Manta Obscura on November 26, 2008, 07:35:21 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 26, 2008, 07:23:47 PM
(Mental image of the Megazord, it's nose smothered in cocaine looking to the heavens and bellowing "WHYYYYYYY?!?!")

Funny thing is, they based an entire episode around that plotline during their ninth iteration in an ill-fated attempt to reach the adult demographic. Unfortunately the episode tanked and the writers were fired and forced to move on to write "Pushing Daisies."

Glad to see they've amended their ways and gotten to writing some quality programming.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 27, 2008, 08:40:25 AM
Turducken huh?
I've never had it but I've seen it made.

If you're good with dismembering and de-boning foodimals, then it really isn't hard.

Squid- can take a chicken apart faster than you can blink
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on November 27, 2008, 08:40:25 AM
Turducken huh?
I've never had it but I've seen it made.

If you're good with dismembering and de-boning foodimals, then it really isn't hard.

Squid- can take a chicken apart faster than you can blink

That sounds scary and yet...  :fap:
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Cain on November 27, 2008, 08:57:58 PM
Turducken is the food of the Gods.

Unfortunately, the Gods in question are ones like Hermes, Loki, Eshu and Papa Legba.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2008, 10:44:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2008, 08:57:58 PM
Turducken is the food of the Gods.

Unfortunately, the Gods in question are ones like Hermes, Loki, Eshu and Papa Legba.

:lulz:

Don't forget Baron Samedi, I bet he loves him some turducken.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Cain on November 27, 2008, 10:57:34 PM
To quote Miguel, turducken is a "TRICK CREATURE!"
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 28, 2008, 01:38:27 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2008, 08:57:58 PM
Turducken is the food of the Gods.

Unfortunately, the Gods in question are ones like Hermes, Loki, Eshu and Papa Legba.

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/emotes/tr00f.jpg)
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Suu on November 28, 2008, 04:03:52 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 26, 2008, 07:20:02 PM
Hm...I am thinking of marrying this recipe from Paula Dean: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/turducken-recipe/index.html and the bacon-wrapping idea!  The thought of cornbread stuffing is faptastic.

Cornbread stuffing isn't stuffing, it's dressing.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on November 28, 2008, 04:36:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 28, 2008, 04:03:52 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 26, 2008, 07:20:02 PM
Hm...I am thinking of marrying this recipe from Paula Dean: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/turducken-recipe/index.html and the bacon-wrapping idea!  The thought of cornbread stuffing is faptastic.

Cornbread stuffing isn't stuffing, it's dressing.

Do tell.  Well, Paula Dean called it stuffing, so I guess that's where I got it from.

Also--told my family I wanted to do turbaconducken for Xmas Eve and they cringed.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Suu on November 28, 2008, 05:07:51 PM
Regular bread = Stuffing
Cornbread = Dressing (at least for Southern people who know better.)

Also it's how you serve it. Typically stuffing is left in the bird and the dressing is removed after cooking before the bird totally cools and served in a bowl. *shrug*
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on November 28, 2008, 05:13:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 28, 2008, 05:07:51 PM
Regular bread = Stuffing
Cornbread = Dressing (at least for Southern people who know better.)

Also it's how you serve it. Typically stuffing is left in the bird and the dressing is removed after cooking before the bird totally cools and served in a bowl. *shrug*

Yeah, this recipe she had called for the cornbread mixture to be left in the birds and you serve it all in slices, with the stuffing in layers.  Sounds like it's a stuffing, but made with cornbread instead.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 28, 2008, 05:35:37 PM
We had this conversation at dinner last night.
my wife and i had the understanding that if it was cooked separately, that it was dressing.  If its stuffed in the bird, it's stuffing.
we were told, in no uncertain terms, that we were wrong.

I've found some sources that agree with me, you, or say that it's just a regional hoagie/grider/sub/hero type thing:
http://www.ajc.com/eveningedge/content/eveningedge/stories/2008/11/18/stuffing_or_dressing.html

I like my definition, because it seems more functional...
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on December 12, 2008, 07:43:49 PM
This just in:

Turbaconducken is a go.  Repeat.  Turbaconducken is a go.  Will post pix.  Over.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2008, 07:16:07 PM
I was going to have a turham, but then it turns out that the first day of Hannukkah coincides with Yule this year, so I will not be stuffing the turkey with ham after all because me and my friends always celebrate together.

I think I'll do a rice dressing with sage and almonds.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on December 29, 2008, 04:06:27 PM
Ok, so turbaconducken was awesome.  I have pix.  On flickr.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33812298@N04/sets/

Not sure if you can see this, I'm new to flickr and my iphone.  So, hopefully this turned out!

Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Manta Obscura on December 29, 2008, 04:10:29 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 29, 2008, 04:06:27 PM
Ok, so turbaconducken was awesome.  I have pix.  On flickr.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33812298@N04/sets/

Not sure if you can see this, I'm new to flickr and my iphone.  So, hopefully this turned out!



That is amazing, Jenne! Bravo!
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on December 29, 2008, 04:12:33 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 29, 2008, 04:10:29 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 29, 2008, 04:06:27 PM
Ok, so turbaconducken was awesome.  I have pix.  On flickr.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33812298@N04/sets/

Not sure if you can see this, I'm new to flickr and my iphone.  So, hopefully this turned out!



That is amazing, Jenne! Bravo!

:thanks:  Thank you!  We took the bacon off near the end because the damned thing got too oily and we had to decant maybe a GALLON of fucking grease out of the thing.  But the bacon was just a condiment at the end, really.  Had a lot of it left over, but it did its job.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 29, 2008, 04:34:30 PM
That looked amazing!!  Now I really have to try one.  I have to ask, was the combination of the bacon (seriously greasy) mixed with duck, which to me is always greasy, just too much?
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on December 29, 2008, 04:48:03 PM
Nah.  Once you decant all that grease off, it's really very lean.

Here's the upshot photo:

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/image3.jpg)
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Suu on December 29, 2008, 04:53:00 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Richter on December 29, 2008, 05:13:14 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on December 29, 2008, 05:33:55 PM
THANKS!  :D  I am switching out the above pic, though, because it doesn't show the slices well enough...
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 02, 2009, 06:03:12 AM
that was some fine de-boning and trussing action you had going on there.

I'm proud  :)
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Jenne on January 05, 2009, 03:16:46 AM
:D  We had fun.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:28:48 PM
It occurs to me that Turducken may very well be the best illustration of America, ever.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 07, 2011, 12:56:23 AM
It paints us in far too flattering a light. If you made a turducken-style dish out of a twinkie, a big mac, and a 44oz. Diet Coke, you'd have it nailed.
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Freeky on June 07, 2011, 01:40:06 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on June 07, 2011, 12:56:23 AM
It paints us in far too flattering a light. If you made a turducken-style dish out of a twinkie, a big mac, and a 44oz. Diet Coke, you'd have it nailed.

Can I get a large fry with that?
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2011, 04:14:37 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on June 07, 2011, 12:56:23 AM
It paints us in far too flattering a light. If you made a turducken-style dish out of a twinkie, a big mac, and a 44oz. Diet Coke, you'd have it nailed.

:lulz:

Supersize me!
Title: Re: Turducken?
Post by: Don Coyote on June 07, 2011, 04:20:23 AM
You mean a big mac covered with 'sponge cake', soaked in coke and then deep fried?