Principia Discordia

Alright, for those of you who don't know(which, in all likeliness would be ALL of you considering how short my time on this forum has been), I actually know The Great Reverend Roger and I'm actually a tad worried about his recent disappearance. The last time I actually saw him was on the 15th and he was acting kind of strange. He was all ornery and hateful and MEAN, which is nothing strange normally, but he typically doesn't do it to US! The last I heard of him was a strange message on my cell consisting of little more than inarticulate howling. So, either he's going native with Howler monkeys or he's generating a rant. He did yell something about "Oh-peas" (whatever the hell THAT is) and not coming back until his death ray was finished.....

A little puzzled at this, I tried calling him back. Maria answered and SHE hasn't seen him either. WTF, mate??

I hope he is going in the opposite direction as me.

WHA-A-A-A-AT???  :x

Roger, come home!

I was just wondering where that kind and benevolent rain god was.


He gave us his phone number to drunk dial him at the recent Connecticut Haunted Meetup
but it turned out to be the phone number to the estate of L. Ron Hubbard


hope everything's alright

I worry about him. :(

MARIA doesn't know where he is?  Yes, that's terrible-bad...saw him online the other night, but he was silent and didn't say a peep.

:(

Come home, Tigger!

Probably raped by Bea Arthur, and left for dead at the side of the road, a dessicated husk with rags for clothes.

Poor Bea doesn't know that isn't enough.

COME BACK TO US ROGER


WHO WILL VOMIT ON THE METH HEADS?

I wonder if this is another Chef incident.

I bet he went out to the desert to shed his skin like a snake. He'll come back more powerful than before.

Without Roger, Discordia seems so... hollow.  :sad:

I was wondering too...

He's obviously on a vision quest courtesy of some cactus.

Quote from: Payne on November 27, 2008, 12:49:39 AM
Probably raped by Bea Arthur, and left for dead at the side of the road, a dessicated husk with rags for clothes.

Poor Bea doesn't know that isn't enough.

this

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 27, 2008, 01:55:07 AM
I bet he went out to the desert to shed his skin like a snake. He'll come back more powerful than before.

I was thinking the same thing...but 15 days is a little long to cavort with the Lizard King, yeah?

I love how TGRR has become a little completely unhinged since he stopped being a cop...I mean I hope he's okay and not locked up in a mental ward shitting the bed or anything but the fact that he snapped around the same time I did sort of makes me feel an invisible kinship with the guy.

COME BACK!

Quote from: wade on November 26, 2008, 11:23:15 PM
I hope he is going in the opposite direction as me.

Start prayin


But I wonder if he's on some kind of mysterious quest, like when Homer ate that super hot pepper.
(http://www.alexross.com/mysteriousvoyageofhomer.jpg)

Quote from: Squid-diddle on November 27, 2008, 08:02:30 AMBut I wonder if he's on some kind of mysterious quest, like when Homer ate that super hot pepper.
(http://www.alexross.com/mysteriousvoyageofhomer.jpg)

"..gibblygiddlywiddlydiddlyGABBA GABBA HEY!" :lol:

umm anyway, I hope he is allright. if Maria also doesn't know where he is that's probably not a very good thing, however TGRR is a tough guy RAIN GOD and can probably manage himself...

(fixt for sucking at bbcode!!)

Roger COULD be messing with us all on a yet - unseen scale.  Possible Maria would be in on this too.

Or maybe the guy just needs some away time.

Quote from: Squid-diddle on November 27, 2008, 08:02:30 AM

Quote from: wade on November 26, 2008, 11:23:15 PM
I hope he is going in the opposite direction as me.

Start prayin


But I wonder if he's on some kind of mysterious quest, like when Homer ate that super hot pepper.
(http://www.alexross.com/mysteriousvoyageofhomer.jpg)

He may come back to reveal some great revelation on the nature of discord.

Either that or a few tons of new and wonderful BS to spread to the masses.

Quote from: Squid-diddle on November 27, 2008, 08:02:30 AM

Quote from: wade on November 26, 2008, 11:23:15 PM
I hope he is going in the opposite direction as me.

Start prayin


But I wonder if he's on some kind of mysterious quest, like when Homer ate that super hot pepper.
(http://www.alexross.com/mysteriousvoyageofhomer.jpg)

That was like me after I had the bhut jolokia chicken vindaloo at the mall.  :x

There are times where he just has to go into the desert and get away from everything yeah.


It doesn't necessarily have to include cactus.

I believe he mentioned that this time he was hunting down Carlos Castaneda, and was going to make him pay for the things he had done to the lizards of the desert.  Either that, or a napalm colonic.

One can only hope that a Johnny Cash coyote will appear as his spirit guide.  Damn you merciless pepper of Quetzlzacatanango, damn you!

Psh.

You guys are the worst internet detectives EVER.  I wouldn't even trust you enough to pay you to spy on my Second Life partner to find out if they were having an affair (http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5151126.ece).

But seriously, yo, the last I know of TGGR was the 24th.  Only 3 days ago.

Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2008, 10:07:21 PM
Second Life partner to find out if they were having an affair (http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5151126.ece).

:lulz:

humanity is soooo doomed
:lulz:

Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2008, 10:07:21 PM
Psh.

You guys are the worst internet detectives EVER.  I wouldn't even trust you enough to pay you to spy on my Second Life partner to find out if they were having an affair (http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5151126.ece).

But seriously, yo, the last I know of TGGR was the 24th.  Only 3 days ago.

I happen to be the best internet detective actually, but only work when paid.  So there.

Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2008, 10:07:21 PM
Psh.

You guys are the worst internet detectives EVER.  I wouldn't even trust you enough to pay you to spy on my Second Life partner to find out if they were having an affair (http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5151126.ece).

But seriously, yo, the last I know of TGGR was the 24th.  Only 3 days ago.

I like to save time by believing everything I'm told.

He's knitting me a sweater.
Yes, that's where he is.


Knitting.... me a sweater.

taking a break from the internets???

holy shit!  :eek:

what a concept!

Quote from: Squid-diddle on November 28, 2008, 01:15:40 AM
He's knitting me a sweater.
Yes, that's where he is.


Knitting.... me a sweater.

That is actually incredibly hot, therefore if it is true my estimation of the Rain God increases 300-fold.

Quote from: Cain on November 27, 2008, 10:07:21 PM
Psh.

You guys are the worst internet detectives EVER.  I wouldn't even trust you enough to pay you to spy on my Second Life partner to find out if they were having an affair (http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5151126.ece).

But seriously, yo, the last I know of TGGR was the 24th.  Only 3 days ago.

Have you seen what those guys look like? I was remarking that whoever these people are, they must be grade-a losers... and then my friend found a picture of  what they actually look like....
(http://women.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00433/Second-Life2-385_433039a.jpg)

Yeah, I heard about the story from Have I Got News For You, and they did a compare and contrast between their avatars and their IRL selves.

And I lol'd.

^^^I'll bet more than a few of us here will look that ugly in a few wretched, aged years.  :lulz:

I'm fairly certain that human beings as a species were never intended to mate for life in one-on-one monogamous relationships but rather, travel in packs and share partners. That one-woman-one-man bullshit is a consequence of greed and agriculture--man trying to take ownership of a piece of land for himself needs a family and a piece of ass to help him work that land too.

All the modern-day Jerry Springer and "wanna cyber?" pop-culture is a symptom of our seriously repressed human nature. We're pack-animals, not fucking tweetie-birds.

Actually at my current rate, I'm going to look like those people rescued from Dachau in a few years.  I was accurately described as "wiry" yesterday.  And to think I was ever so slightly overweight in June...

I am convinced there is no-one out there so stupid that someone else will not make money from them.  Such as real life e-detectives, spying on people for having cyber-romances.

Get out of metaspace and spend some time in meatspace (http://www.getafirstlife.com/).

Quote from: navkat on November 28, 2008, 12:16:30 PM
^^^I'll bet more than a few of us here will look that ugly in a few wretched, aged years.  :lulz:

I'm fairly certain that human beings as a species were never intended to mate for life in one-on-one monogamous relationships but rather, travel in packs and share partners. That one-woman-one-man bullshit is a consequence of greed and agriculture--man trying to take ownership of a piece of land for himself needs a family and a piece of ass to help him work that land too.

All the modern-day Jerry Springer and "wanna cyber?" pop-culture is a symptom of our seriously repressed human nature. We're pack-animals, not fucking tweetie-birds.

People seem to have a natural tendency to partner up, actually, although it's rarely for life, and not always monogamously. That's why we fall in love.

Humans also seem to have a tendency to live in family groups, not necessarily "packs". Eventually the family groups become large enough to be "tribes". People also seem to have a natural tendency to want to mate with people who are not related to them, therefore seeking out mates from other tribes.

In many early agrarian cultures, land was passed on matrilinearly. Marriage, in terms of two people falling in love and pairing up in a partnership, seems to have been just as prevalent in cultures where the husband had no "ownership" of land, wife, or children, including non-agrarian cultures.

I think the "marriage is slavery" new-age approach is mostly wishful thinking, and the "humans are meant to live in packs, sharing partners at will" myth is every bit as sexist and oppressive as the "humans are meant to be monogamous" myth.

Some people want to be monogamous, and some people mate for life. I WANT a lover and a partner to share my life with and meet me halfway until I die all old and shrivelly. I don't necessarily want to be restricted by monogamy, but that is a subject aside from love, marriage, and partnership.

Telling people how they're "naturally meant to be" is just another authoritarian trap. I think that people can figure out for themselves how they're naturally meant to be, and it may be different from how you're naturally meant to be.

On the other subject, I kind of doubt many of us will turn that pastily corpulent later in life. For instance, several of us are already later in life, and it hasn't happened to us despite decades of geekery. My Portland circle of friends consists of a bunch of total internet nerds who met on dialup boards about sixteen years ago, and although some of us have lost hair and most of us have gained weight, we're all still some pretty fine-looking people in terms of being healthy and active and not looking like big squishy sweaty bags of sloth.

Quote from: navkat on November 28, 2008, 01:35:53 PM
Get out of metaspace and spend some time in meatspace (http://www.getafirstlife.com/).

(http://www.machineanimalcollages.com/Images/MainFSImages/MeatscapesImages/0.jpg)

QuoteI think the "marriage is slavery" new-age approach is mostly wishful thinking, and the "humans are meant to live in packs, sharing partners at will" myth is every bit as sexist and oppressive as the "humans are meant to be monogamous" myth.

This is the correct "people should do wtf they want without reference to dubious human nature style arguments" bicycle.

TITC"PSDWTFTWWRTDHNSA"B?

 8)

Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2008, 04:15:06 PM

Quote from: navkat on November 28, 2008, 01:35:53 PM
Get out of metaspace and spend some time in meatspace (http://www.getafirstlife.com/).

(http://www.machineanimalcollages.com/Images/MainFSImages/MeatscapesImages/0.jpg)

this image has been both my desktop for months and is currently also the header image for the leather/LIMBO PARTY theme for this board (a theme left over from the discordian cyberspace masquerade, that I copied to PD some time, cause it looks kinda cool except I think the fontsize in the quote-boxes is too small but I haven't gotten around to fixing that)

Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2008, 04:15:06 PM

Quote from: navkat on November 28, 2008, 01:35:53 PM
Get out of metaspace and spend some time in meatspace (http://www.getafirstlife.com/).

(http://www.machineanimalcollages.com/Images/MainFSImages/MeatscapesImages/0.jpg)

FRAMINGHAM IS THAT YUO?!

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/11/21/mystery_meat_has_framingham_all_abuzz/

Sounds like a similar plan to the Braintree.

"But then it kept appearing week after week," she said. "You know when people make turkeys on Thanksgiving and you take the giblets out? That's what it looked like. And then it was more meaty and steak-looking, with bones, and it kept getting more meaty. It was gross."

"it kept getting more meaty"  :lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2008, 04:06:58 PMbig squishy sweaty bags of sloth.

This.

:lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2008, 04:06:58 PM

Quote from: navkat on November 28, 2008, 12:16:30 PM
^^^I'll bet more than a few of us here will look that ugly in a few wretched, aged years.  :lulz:

I'm fairly certain that human beings as a species were never intended to mate for life in one-on-one monogamous relationships but rather, travel in packs and share partners. That one-woman-one-man bullshit is a consequence of greed and agriculture--man trying to take ownership of a piece of land for himself needs a family and a piece of ass to help him work that land too.

All the modern-day Jerry Springer and "wanna cyber?" pop-culture is a symptom of our seriously repressed human nature. We're pack-animals, not fucking tweetie-birds.

People seem to have a natural tendency to partner up, actually, although it's rarely for life, and not always monogamously. That's why we fall in love.

Humans also seem to have a tendency to live in family groups, not necessarily "packs". Eventually the family groups become large enough to be "tribes". People also seem to have a natural tendency to want to mate with people who are not related to them, therefore seeking out mates from other tribes.

In many early agrarian cultures, land was passed on matrilinearly. Marriage, in terms of two people falling in love and pairing up in a partnership, seems to have been just as prevalent in cultures where the husband had no "ownership" of land, wife, or children, including non-agrarian cultures.

I think the "marriage is slavery" new-age approach is mostly wishful thinking, and the "humans are meant to live in packs, sharing partners at will" myth is every bit as sexist and oppressive as the "humans are meant to be monogamous" myth.

Some people want to be monogamous, and some people mate for life. I WANT a lover and a partner to share my life with and meet me halfway until I die all old and shrivelly. I don't necessarily want to be restricted by monogamy, but that is a subject aside from love, marriage, and partnership.

Telling people how they're "naturally meant to be" is just another authoritarian trap. I think that people can figure out for themselves how they're naturally meant to be, and it may be different from how you're naturally meant to be.

On the other subject, I kind of doubt many of us will turn that pastily corpulent later in life. For instance, several of us are already later in life, and it hasn't happened to us despite decades of geekery. My Portland circle of friends consists of a bunch of total internet nerds who met on dialup boards about sixteen years ago, and although some of us have lost hair and most of us have gained weight, we're all still some pretty fine-looking people in terms of being healthy and active and not looking like big squishy sweaty bags of sloth.

Amen, miss.

Quote from: Suu on November 28, 2008, 05:44:54 PMFRAMINGHAM IS THAT YUO?!

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/11/21/mystery_meat_has_framingham_all_abuzz/

you know you've been too--i dunno what, exactly--when an article like this just makes you go "nice mindfuck. seems a tad expensive, but the resulting confusion seems to be worth it."

It was Walsh, with the money at the butchershop.

That was WONDERFUL.  :lulz:

Magnificent......somehow the phrase "laugh until you can't stop screaming" comes to mind....

 :lulz: Superb.

i especially love the sphinx, very dramatic with the perspective and all.

awesome

:lulz:

The post and various ideas for the pics have been in the works since Gothique posted the original.  It was just a matter of taking the time to find the images and the proper wording. 

What I can say about the Good Reverend is he is compacting his hate into a more concentrated form.  No it won't be any less in volume, just more hatier....I know it is not a word, but it fits.

and it will make me a lovely sweater.

I am here.

I was busy.  Sorry if I caused any concern, SG.  And you don't get to move.  You're one of the few bipeds in this town, and the thought of you moving to Fayetteville (FFS) is too nauseating to contemplate.  For Chrissakes, they don't even have the right number of chromosomes there.  They're like FISH PEOPLE!  Giant, walking, air breathing CATFISH.  They go through postal workers faster than the post office can recruit ex-Marines.  I think they eat them.

Anyway, enough of this fucking around.  Get your toy-boy to move back here, and we can all pretend he's part of the furniture.

Yours truly,
Commander Ringmeat

Hey Tigger good to see you back.

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 30, 2008, 07:16:30 AM
Hey Tigger good to see you back.

Hey.  I tried a little earlier, but the board was down.

Yeah, that was an interesting blip in the radar...fucking Dreamhost owes Faust! *shakes fist*

Badges = right--good to see you.  :D

Quote from: Jenne on November 30, 2008, 07:54:37 AM
Yeah, that was an interesting blip in the radar...fucking Dreamhost owes Faust! *shakes fist*

Badges = right--good to see you.  :D

Thanks.  If I vanish again in the future, don't be too concerned.  I'm pretty busy these days.  Or I've been eaten by cannibal street urchins.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 30, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
I am here.

I was busy.  Sorry if I caused any concern, SG.  And you don't get to move.  You're one of the few bipeds in this town, and the thought of you moving to Fayetteville (FFS) is too nauseating to contemplate.  For Chrissakes, they don't even have the right number of chromosomes there.  They're like FISH PEOPLE!  Giant, walking, air breathing CATFISH.  They go through postal workers faster than the post office can recruit ex-Marines.  I think they eat them.

Anyway, enough of this fucking around.  Get your toy-boy to move back here, and we can all pretend he's part of the furniture.

Yours truly,
Commander Ringmeat

:lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 30, 2008, 09:04:52 AM

Quote from: Jenne on November 30, 2008, 07:54:37 AM
Yeah, that was an interesting blip in the radar...fucking Dreamhost owes Faust! *shakes fist*

Badges = right--good to see you.  :D

Thanks.  If I vanish again in the future, don't be too concerned.  I'm pretty busy these days.  Or I've been eaten by cannibal street urchins.

I was only worried once S_G said Maria hadn't seen you lately, either.  But if you've been living in your office, well...I could see how that could be.

Don't get buried under the bullshit, Rog...life's too short, dude! 


(and we miss the fuck outta ya)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 30, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
I am here.

I was busy.  Sorry if I caused any concern, SG.  And you don't get to move.  You're one of the few bipeds in this town, and the thought of you moving to Fayetteville (FFS) is too nauseating to contemplate.  For Chrissakes, they don't even have the right number of chromosomes there.  They're like FISH PEOPLE!  Giant, walking, air breathing CATFISH.  They go through postal workers faster than the post office can recruit ex-Marines.  I think they eat them.

Anyway, enough of this fucking around.  Get your toy-boy to move back here, and we can all pretend he's part of the furniture.

Yours truly,
Commander Ringmeat

Hm, and I thought I was usually the furniture in the relationship.Go figure..Though I could likely convince him to come back, I don't wanna stay here...You(/the family) and my parents are the ONLY redeeming features in this over-sized litter box.

Now that you have made your way back to the internets....my laptop is the broken..Your awesome return must have overpowered it. :wink:

ATTN ROGER:

If you can make it to Vegas by this afternoon, I will allow you to bask in the glory that is my winning streak.

also, we can spit warm coors light on people from the hotel room balcony.

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:00:51 PM

also, we can spit warm coors light on people from the hotel room balcony.

Why even put it in your mouth first? 

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:00:51 PM
ATTN ROGER:

If you can make it to Vegas by this afternoon, I will allow you to bask in the glory that is my winning streak.

also, we can spit warm coors light on people from the hotel room balcony.

As much as it pains me not to be able to abuse people in Vegas, the new gig makes impromptu travel very difficult. 

Puke on someone for me.  It's the American thing to do...and we're all good Americans here, right?

Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2008, 04:43:31 PM

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:00:51 PM

also, we can spit warm coors light on people from the hotel room balcony.

Why even put it in your mouth first? 

Common courtesy, of course. 

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on November 30, 2008, 09:57:20 PM
Hm, and I thought I was usually the furniture in the relationship.Go figure..Though I could likely convince him to come back, I don't wanna stay here...You(/the family) and my parents are the ONLY redeeming features in this over-sized litter box.

But in Fayetteville, you will be on the very fringe of my sexiness.  It will be drowned out by the hordes of knuckle-dragging NASCAR fans and their battered wives!  But, hey, if you want to go live in the land of the fish people...well, don't blame me when the inevitable happens and your children are all born with webbed feet and bent knees.

Yo, where's my sweater bitch!


~runs...... FAST~

Quote from: Squid-diddle on December 02, 2008, 05:46:46 AM
Yo, where's my sweater bitch!


~runs...... FAST~

wut

bah.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2008, 03:10:49 AM

Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2008, 04:43:31 PM

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:00:51 PM

also, we can spit warm coors light on people from the hotel room balcony.

Why even put it in your mouth first? 

Common courtesy, of course. 

So noted, we miss such finer points here in the north. 
Around these parts, it's a courtesy if you take it out of the can first.

Quote from: Richter on December 03, 2008, 01:18:31 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2008, 03:10:49 AM

Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2008, 04:43:31 PM

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:00:51 PM

also, we can spit warm coors light on people from the hotel room balcony.

Why even put it in your mouth first? 

Common courtesy, of course. 

So noted, we miss such finer points here in the north. 
Around these parts, it's a courtesy if you take it out of the can first.

:lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2008, 03:13:23 AM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on November 30, 2008, 09:57:20 PM
Hm, and I thought I was usually the furniture in the relationship.Go figure..Though I could likely convince him to come back, I don't wanna stay here...You(/the family) and my parents are the ONLY redeeming features in this over-sized litter box.

But in Fayetteville, you will be on the very fringe of my sexiness.  It will be drowned out by the hordes of knuckle-dragging NASCAR fans and their battered wives!  But, hey, if you want to go live in the land of the fish people...well, don't blame me when the inevitable happens and your children are all born with webbed feet and bent knees.

Aw, your sexiness will never be drowned out....and if the wife ever changes her mind on the concubine thing, I better be the first to know. I called dibs! As for webbed feet and the like...Well, anything with my genes is destined to be mentally screwed anyway...and will inherently make bad decisions, I would assume.

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 04, 2008, 03:34:10 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2008, 03:13:23 AM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on November 30, 2008, 09:57:20 PM
Hm, and I thought I was usually the furniture in the relationship.Go figure..Though I could likely convince him to come back, I don't wanna stay here...You(/the family) and my parents are the ONLY redeeming features in this over-sized litter box.

But in Fayetteville, you will be on the very fringe of my sexiness.  It will be drowned out by the hordes of knuckle-dragging NASCAR fans and their battered wives!  But, hey, if you want to go live in the land of the fish people...well, don't blame me when the inevitable happens and your children are all born with webbed feet and bent knees.

Aw, your sexiness will never be drowned out....and if the wife ever changes her mind on the concubine thing, I better be the first to know. I called dibs! As for webbed feet and the like...Well, anything with my genes is destined to be mentally screwed anyway...and will inherently make bad decisions, I would assume.

THEY WILL SMASH YOUR CHROMOSOMES!   :x

Welcome Back Roger!  YaY!  Glad to see you back!  Missed you horribly!

Shitting hate of the TGRR caliber, imho, raises hate-shitting to an esteemed Art form!  Especially as compared to the more common, far lesser quality rants, often no more than pathetic whining or poor me victim hate-shitting I see out there (NOT here on this site, I mean out in the wild, wild or tame world).  NOT nostalgic for those poor examples.

Bravo Roger!  I'm awful glad you're back & in rare form too.  If the Revered Rain Goddess ever changes her mind (as they often do, that being their prerogative & all) I'm thinking you will have a long line of willing subjects.   :) 

What the fuck is this toadying bullshit?

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 08, 2008, 01:12:36 AM
What the fuck is this toadying bullshit?

I can't help myself, Mistress.   :sad:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 01:50:00 AM

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 08, 2008, 01:12:36 AM
What the fuck is this toadying bullshit?

I can't help myself, Mistress.   :sad:

Not you, Honey. 

Quote from: Honey on December 07, 2008, 04:56:02 PM
Welcome Back Roger!  YaY!  Glad to see you back!  Missed you horribly!

Shitting hate of the TGRR caliber, imho, raises hate-shitting to an esteemed Art form!  Especially as compared to the more common, far lesser quality rants, often no more than pathetic whining or poor me victim hate-shitting I see out there (NOT here on this site, I mean out in the wild, wild or tame world).  NOT nostalgic for those poor examples.

Bravo Roger!  I’m awful glad you're back & in rare form too.  If the Revered Rain Goddess ever changes her mind (as they often do, that being their prerogative & all) I’m thinking you will have a long line of willing subjects.   :) 

I mean, it's been a long time since I've seen brown-nosery of this epic proportion.

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 08, 2008, 01:12:36 AM
What the fuck is this toadying bullshit?

Yeah, really. It made me puke in my mouth a little.

I thought it was cute.

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 08, 2008, 02:40:56 AM

Quote from: Honey on December 07, 2008, 04:56:02 PM
Welcome Back Roger!  YaY!  Glad to see you back!  Missed you horribly!

Shitting hate of the TGRR caliber, imho, raises hate-shitting to an esteemed Art form!  Especially as compared to the more common, far lesser quality rants, often no more than pathetic whining or poor me victim hate-shitting I see out there (NOT here on this site, I mean out in the wild, wild or tame world).  NOT nostalgic for those poor examples.

Bravo Roger!  I'm awful glad you're back & in rare form too.  If the Revered Rain Goddess ever changes her mind (as they often do, that being their prerogative & all) I'm thinking you will have a long line of willing subjects.   :) 

I mean, it's been a long time since I've seen brown-nosery of this epic proportion.

I took it in the spirit in which it was meant.

And I AM pretty fucking sexy.  I mean, if old, hairy, and curmudgeony is your thing.

 :lulz:

sheeeesh!  so sorry if I was a bit over the top in my gratitude or gushing a tad.  I'm awful glad Roger didn't mind.   :D 

Maybe it's a cultural thing?  NYers like to show appreciation.  We tip.  NYers are, in some ways, maybe more likely to give you the shirt off their back if they like you & maybe more likely to tell you to go fuck yourself (to your face) if they don't.  None o' that genteel hospitality where they say, "y'all come back & see us now?" & they don't mean it or even sometimes ya feel knives in your back as you walk out the door.

I guess it comes back to why I appreciate Roger's style so much (& lemme just count the ways!).  He's out there creating a new religion for cryin' out loud!  He's funny & brave & NOT a hypocrite or a coward & he doesn't whine.

Just wanted to give him my thanks & respect.   :)  Life is short.  Different strokes for different folks.

QuoteWell son, the funny thing about regret is,
It's better to regret something you have done,
Than to regret something you haven't done.
-Sweet Loaf, Butthole Surfers

 & he IS pretty fucking sexy in that old, hairy & curmudgeony way of his!   :D

That's nice. I personally think he's a horrible bastard™.

That's nice too I'm sure^tm.  I gotta go now.  bye!   :)

He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

Quote from: Malachite on December 08, 2008, 05:57:23 PM
That's nice. I personally think he's a horrible bastard™.

Thank you.

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk looking at them sideways.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.

fixt!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.

hm....Now this leads me to a question. If this is so, you've given me torso-crushing hugs before and thar be no Roger squid-babies; why?

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 10, 2008, 12:59:11 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.

hm....Now this leads me to a question. If this is so, you've given me torso-crushing hugs before and thar be no Roger squid-babies; why?

There are 3 possibilities:

1.  Your sexiness is countering mine, or

2.  You've had your ovaries burned out, or

3.  You're not actually female, but rather a hideous parasitic alien that "dates" random losers and devours them when nobody is looking (Hey, I have no PROOF that jackass is in Cali, and that butt-chin is in NC...you could have ate them both, and just said they moved.) This is why I always hug the crap out of you...to see if you'll pop out of your human skin.  You can't be too careful, you know.  It just isn't SAFE, anymore.

This
Thread
Made
Me
Lol.

And then people looked at me strangely.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2008, 03:40:10 AM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 10, 2008, 12:59:11 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.

hm....Now this leads me to a question. If this is so, you've given me torso-crushing hugs before and thar be no Roger squid-babies; why?

There are 3 possibilities:

1.  Your sexiness is countering mine, or

2.  You've had your ovaries burned out, or

3.  You're not actually female, but rather a hideous parasitic alien that "dates" random losers and devours them when nobody is looking (Hey, I have no PROOF that jackass is in Cali, and that butt-chin is in NC...you could have ate them both, and just said they moved.) This is why I always hug the crap out of you...to see if you'll pop out of your human skin.  You can't be too careful, you know.  It just isn't SAFE, anymore.

*Can think of nothing but the Black Widow episode of Tales From The Darkside*
DAMN, I can hide nothing from you, Roger.

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 12, 2008, 08:35:25 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2008, 03:40:10 AM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 10, 2008, 12:59:11 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2008, 11:29:54 PM

Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 08, 2008, 07:21:22 PM
He IS a Horrible Bastard....but that does not mean he cannot be a sexy one.

I have so much sexy that I have to strap the excess to my torso.  Then I get slapped with paternity suits when I impregnate women just by bumping into them on the sidewalk.

TGRR,
3 Gonads.

hm....Now this leads me to a question. If this is so, you've given me torso-crushing hugs before and thar be no Roger squid-babies; why?

There are 3 possibilities:

1.  Your sexiness is countering mine, or

2.  You've had your ovaries burned out, or

3.  You're not actually female, but rather a hideous parasitic alien that "dates" random losers and devours them when nobody is looking (Hey, I have no PROOF that jackass is in Cali, and that butt-chin is in NC...you could have ate them both, and just said they moved.) This is why I always hug the crap out of you...to see if you'll pop out of your human skin.  You can't be too careful, you know.  It just isn't SAFE, anymore.

*Can think of nothing but the Black Widow episode of Tales From The Darkside*
DAMN, I can hide nothing from you, Roger.

Well, I AM a man of the cloth, after all.  We are trained to spot demons.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 30, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
I am here.

I was busy.  Sorry if I caused any concern, SG.  And you don't get to move.  You're one of the few bipeds in this town, and the thought of you moving to Fayetteville (FFS) is too nauseating to contemplate.  For Chrissakes, they don't even have the right number of chromosomes there.  They're like FISH PEOPLE!  Giant, walking, air breathing CATFISH.  They go through postal workers faster than the post office can recruit ex-Marines.  I think they eat them.

Anyway, enough of this fucking around.  Get your toy-boy to move back here, and we can all pretend he's part of the furniture.

Yours truly,
Commander Ringmeat

But she moved anyway.   :sad:

:(

Apparently, she wasn't serious about having a good time.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 05, 2011, 07:51:49 PM
Apparently, she wasn't serious about having a good time.

She was supposed to have moved back by now.  6 months, she said...7 months ago.

 :sad: