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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2008, 03:47:23 PM

Title: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2008, 03:47:23 PM
Last night I killed myself putting beads on the Internet.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2008, 03:56:49 PM
Have you tried putting a store up on Etsy? That's where I'm going to base my storefront for Jack of All Threads instead of running my own cart on my website. They don't charge as much as eBay in fees either and the listings are good for 4 months.

Also, once we get over this Christmas insanity I have more commissioned stuff for you that I will pay or trade for again. Since lampworking is period, I'm thinking of a strand of pretties for my Turkish garb.

I like networking with other artists like this.  :mrgreen: When we get over this fucking recession maybe people will go back to realizing that handmade stuff is the way to go and make us lots of monies!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2008, 04:11:52 PM
And adding to Nigel's whoring, this is a piece of her's that I own so those that haven't seen her work can go ooo and ahhh and spend your hard earned cash on this woman's work!

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/100_2236.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2008, 04:45:23 PM
Yayyyy thanks Suu!  :mrgreen:

I can't remember for sure if that's the same one, but I think you might have the leaf that was published in the 2006 Bead Review, which is a "best of the year" trade publication.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Kai on November 29, 2008, 06:11:41 PM
Beads are awesome.

Broke college student, otherwise I would buy.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: navkat on November 29, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
bidding on the ones that look like gilded malachite.

I have tiny wrists that will make a lovely chunky bracelet.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2008, 08:58:01 PM
Yayyyy thank you! :D
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 30, 2008, 02:02:33 AM
heeeh one of these days ill figure out how to get money online and then ill buy some for my friend.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Valerie - Gone on December 01, 2008, 02:58:28 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2008, 04:11:52 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/100_2236.jpg)
Nigel, I LOVE that leaf. Is gorgeous. I want one...
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 01, 2008, 03:18:51 AM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Valerie - Gone on December 01, 2008, 03:30:47 AM
Oh wow. Only just looked at your stuff. Very pretty. I was definitely tempted. Perhaps if I had money, I would buy stuffs. I need to get a job...
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Eve on December 01, 2008, 03:53:13 AM
A not-very-detailed picture of a Nigel bead, to give an idea of size. :)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/supertoks/nigelbead.jpg)


Will add a close-up when I can find my camera.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Valerie - Gone on December 01, 2008, 04:03:24 AM
Wow, that's huge! I definitely didn't think they were that big...
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2008, 04:58:28 AM
Quote from: Valerie on December 01, 2008, 04:03:24 AM
Wow, that's huge! I definitely didn't think they were that big...

*CHOKING*

When I clicked on "last post" for this thread, what was on the screen was:

(http://pic70.picturetrail.com/VOL1800/11771504/20910871/345382786.jpg)

Also, thanks guys! :D

Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Suu on December 01, 2008, 04:59:53 AM
LOL. EVE'S BOOBS ARE WIN!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Triple Zero on December 01, 2008, 12:26:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 01, 2008, 04:58:28 AM
Quote from: Valerie on December 01, 2008, 04:03:24 AM
Wow, that's huge! I definitely didn't think they were that big...

*CHOKING*

When I clicked on "last post" for this thread, what was on the screen was:

(http://pic70.picturetrail.com/VOL1800/11771504/20910871/345382786.jpg)

Also, thanks guys! :D



it didn't even have to be on the screen like that for me, to think that :D

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Eve on December 01, 2008, 01:57:01 PM
:eek: You'd think by now my boobs would be old hat. But I'm flattered that they're not.. ? ;D
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 02:21:11 PM
Quote from: Valerie on December 01, 2008, 04:03:24 AM
Wow, that's huge! I definitely didn't think they were that big...

that's not something the folks around here are used to hearing.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 02:22:10 PM
also, Nigel, if I keep doing well at the casino I may hit you up for a nice pendant for ECHGF when we pass through PDX on thursday or friday.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2008, 06:17:55 PM
That would fucking ROCK.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.  :D
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: NWC on December 02, 2008, 01:24:06 PM
those beads are awesome. I especially love the purple ones on the bottom of the front page of your website
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2008, 07:53:23 PM
DUDE thank you!

A great side effect of having whored my beads out here (THANK YOU Navkat by the way!) is that now this forum has, for tax purposes, become an "advertising venue" and my monetary contributions are tax-deductible, which means I can afford to donate more.  8)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 02, 2008, 08:00:38 PM
Also, I can say with authority that Nigel beads are teh awesome... Also, Nigel, look for soon to be PM for special beady requests ;-)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2008, 08:23:38 PM
Awww thanks! :)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 02, 2008, 10:20:29 PM
Nigel -

Can the licorice ones be done in other background colors besides pink?

I love your work, but you have heard that before  :lulz:


Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2008, 10:42:41 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 02, 2008, 10:20:29 PM
Nigel -

Can the licorice ones be done in other background colors besides pink?

I love your work, but you have heard that before  :lulz:




Shit yeah, I can do just about any color combo you can imagine. :) And thanks!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: navkat on December 08, 2008, 09:47:24 PM
I just got the beads today, and I have to say that these were far, far better than I expected and far, far better than they look in the picture. They look like a Japanese pond of malachite with gold lilly-pads on top.

I was wondering if I could commission you to do a specific set for me...enough for a bracelet for a little girl?

She loves ladybugs and I was wondering if you could do something that looked kind of ladybug-y...in time for Christmas, possibly?

navkatATishkur.com

Thanks again, Nigel & Pinecone. And thanks for the little extra bead you sent!

-jenn
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: fomenter on December 08, 2008, 10:04:40 PM
if you do a ladybug bead/beads post the pic, i would have some interest in getting for a gift as well
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2008, 06:08:21 PM
Thanks Jenn!

I can do ladybugs... whether I can do them by Christmas is just a matter of discipline, of which i have little at the moment, but I will try and if I do manage to do it I will tell you.

Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Dysnomia on December 17, 2008, 03:11:17 AM
SO I GOT A LOVELY SURPRISE IN THE MAIL AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4458/me022ef7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/me022ef7.jpg/1/w480.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img213/me022ef7.jpg/1/)

awkward smile ftw!!!

(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/5562/me023ls0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/me023ls0.jpg/1/w640.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img523/me023ls0.jpg/1/)

closeup of my boobs...i mean, the bead   :D
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 04:07:52 AM
YAY, AND YOU ARE SO CUTE!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Dysnomia on December 17, 2008, 06:35:22 AM
THANK U  :D
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2008, 02:09:17 PM
NICE RACK etc etc.





(no, seriously.  nice rack.)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Dysnomia on December 17, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 17, 2008, 02:09:17 PM
NICE RACK etc etc.





(no, seriously.  nice rack.)

THANKS LMNO
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: AFK on December 17, 2008, 08:33:00 PM
Needs Oregano. 
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 17, 2008, 11:04:02 PM
Nice bead, i mean boobs... no wait... ah nvm nice pic ;)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 18, 2008, 05:07:27 AM
TITS!!!!!!!!


(http://mail.flat3.org/b3ta/bandwagon.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: LMNO on June 08, 2009, 07:02:59 PM
Wow.  Those are beautiful!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2009, 07:05:10 PM
Thanks LMNO!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Suu on June 08, 2009, 07:17:40 PM
I came.


Those Shaman's Garden ones made me sit in a puddle of drool. The colors are FANTASTIC!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Eve on June 08, 2009, 07:23:51 PM
I don't have words for how beautiful and AMAZING these are, Nigel. :)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Richter on June 08, 2009, 07:26:19 PM
Ye Gods!  I really like the level of depth and details you put into the "Shaman's Garden" ones.  It's right up there with Josh Simpson's "planets", but has a warmer, more organic feel to it!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 08, 2009, 07:48:08 PM
Thanks guys!

Josh Simpson is one of my heroes. :)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Telarus on June 09, 2009, 03:10:54 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 09, 2009, 05:34:05 AM
 :aaa:

i crapped.
in my pance.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 09, 2009, 06:04:21 AM
Thanks!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 09, 2009, 08:58:25 AM


:fap:
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Manta Obscura on June 09, 2009, 02:54:34 PM
Quote from: Telarus on June 09, 2009, 03:10:54 AM
:mittens:

Seconded.

My wedding anniversary is coming up here soon, and now I think I might know what to get Mrs. Obscura. Save one for me while I scrounge up fund-age, okay Nigel?
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 09, 2009, 05:33:14 PM
OH MY HOLY FUCKSTICKS

Nigel, the Shaman's Garden ones, and the crown ones... Freaking beautiful like WHOA! Seriously, I need to go change my panties.

If I get this fucking transfer at work I will have more money, and I will buy some beads from you to celebrate, methinks. Waaaaant. :eek:
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 09, 2009, 06:28:52 PM
 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Thanks you guys!

I will keep making more, and more, and better ones, so never you fear.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 09, 2009, 06:53:34 PM
i love the dragonlarva and the garden ones
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Triple Zero on June 09, 2009, 06:56:40 PM
yeah I like the dragonlarvae best, it's got spirals :D (but they all look great ofcourse)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 09, 2009, 07:03:24 PM
quite honestly the shaman's garden ones look like a place i'd like to go and just sit.

i could easily stare at them for quite a long time.

(that says a lot with my attention span)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 09, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
The Shaman's Garden ones are in tribute to my younger brother, who died shortly before his 23rd birthday.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Triple Zero on June 09, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 09, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
The Shaman's Garden ones are in tribute to my younger brother, who died shortly before his 23rd birthday.

:( I had to think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p6wd7xqHwU cause the band's called Younger Brother, the song is about someone who passed away (a ribbon on a branch is a pagan tradition for that, i heard) and shaman's garden, well, it's Simon Posford (Shpongle) singing, so.. also it's an incredibly beautiful song, I hope you enjoy it.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 09, 2009, 08:13:55 PM
It is really pretty... thank you!  :)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: the last yatto on July 04, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
nice art studio

october 2009 - things that go bump in the night - materials deadline september 26; opens october 2
might be able to make some meme that fits...
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: navkat on July 04, 2009, 04:53:49 PM
Good luck with your showing, Nigel.
I wouldn't mind seeing pics ITT.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 04, 2009, 08:46:41 PM
Oh hey, I forgot to take pics!

I'm sure someone took some. It was a fantastic opening, with a big turnout and fireworks! A lot of my friends came and everyone had an awesome time. :)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 04, 2009, 08:49:18 PM
OH and while I was there one of my friends who is an amazing photographer said he wants to take my portrait, and also the gallery owner says he's going to start doing installations next year, and suggested that we move my bedroom in its entirety, with the knives and self-portraits and dildoes and Nixon paintings, into his gallery for a month.

I really don't know if I can do that, but it would be awesome.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: navkat on July 05, 2009, 02:00:48 AM
I'm still floored by the piece/set I bought from you. Everyone who sees them is impressed with their quality and I've sent two people to your site already.

I already have you in mind for someone's Christmas gift this coming year.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 05, 2009, 02:51:25 AM
Thank you!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on July 05, 2009, 03:36:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 04, 2009, 08:49:18 PM
OH and while I was there one of my friends who is an amazing photographer said he wants to take my portrait, and also the gallery owner says he's going to start doing installations next year, and suggested that we move my bedroom in its entirety, with the knives and self-portraits and dildoes and Nixon paintings, into his gallery for a month.

I really don't know if I can do that, but it would be awesome.

no don't do that!  people might mistake you for that blasted tracy emmin woman.  recreate your room from cardboard and masking tape = way cooler :)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Suu on July 05, 2009, 03:37:42 PM
Good luck at the showing, Nigel! I'm sure you blew everyone away on opening night!
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 05, 2009, 04:21:22 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on July 05, 2009, 03:36:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 04, 2009, 08:49:18 PM
OH and while I was there one of my friends who is an amazing photographer said he wants to take my portrait, and also the gallery owner says he's going to start doing installations next year, and suggested that we move my bedroom in its entirety, with the knives and self-portraits and dildoes and Nixon paintings, into his gallery for a month.

I really don't know if I can do that, but it would be awesome.

no don't do that!  people might mistake you for that blasted tracy emmin woman.  recreate your room from cardboard and masking tape = way cooler :)

She did that weaving thing, where she had a bed and slept at the museum and was part of the exhibit. The idea behind making my bedroom the installation is that he thinks the combination of items in my bedroom is "art", and I wouldn't actually be part of the exhibit, I'd just be going there to sleep. Because that's my bed, and I don't have another bed.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 05, 2009, 04:21:54 PM
I have a line on another Nixon painting... a 3x5' close up of his face.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: navkat on July 05, 2009, 07:01:01 PM
I currently have my eyes on this:

(picture removed by Dok)

I must say: I've done a little shopping for Lampwork since you educated me on the process and I haven't found anything as intricate or of obvious good-quality as your work.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: fomenter on July 05, 2009, 07:23:11 PM
Nigel you probably know this stuff inside and out, but for anyone interested PBS has been running shows on lamp work and glass blowing lately, i have found the bits i have seen informative and interesting..
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 05, 2009, 08:39:49 PM
Why is it called "lampwork"?
i don't know anything about it.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Suu on July 05, 2009, 09:25:19 PM
I think it has to do with using a torch (lamp) to make them. The terms goes way back to the middle ages.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Adios on July 06, 2009, 01:42:21 AM
Nigel you make beautiful glass work. If Mrs. Hawk wore jewelery I would definitely buy some.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2009, 03:39:33 AM
Thanks!

And Suu is spot-on about the name... girl knows her history, D/N/T.  :)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Suu on July 06, 2009, 04:04:11 AM
Actually that reminds me, I want to know if you have any spare, basic, mismatched, even not-so-pretty beads laying around I could barter/pay you for. I'm making a Viking Hangarock (apron dress), so to go with it, I need the typical Norse Festoon.

For an idea:

http://www.renstore.com/ItemMatrix.asp?GroupCode=CHI1070&eq=&MatrixType=1
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 06, 2009, 05:23:30 AM
Oh pretty! I just sent all of my extras to the Hope Project, but I should have more soon.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Suu on July 06, 2009, 02:20:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 06, 2009, 05:23:30 AM
Oh pretty! I just sent all of my extras to the Hope Project, but I should have more soon.

Awesome! They'll go to a good cause.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2009, 09:31:16 PM
So I've decided I need to do something funnier with my life, and given my current skillset the most obvious funnier thing I could possibly do is make doll eyes.

The kind that get used in precious OOAK hand-sculpted dolls. You don't know the dolls I'm talking about? Well, let me show you.

(http://app2.sellersourcebook.com/users/14538/corey2.jpg)

(http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab124/afarplace/100_2080.jpg)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Freeky on May 15, 2010, 02:37:12 AM
Those are so pretty! I wish I had the scratch for them. Dead broke, though, Nigel, sorry.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 15, 2010, 02:55:11 AM
Thanks Freeky!

Honestly, just going and LOOKING at my auctions helps me, especially if you add them to your watch list. So even if you're broke, you just did me a favor. :)
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Freeky on May 15, 2010, 02:57:01 AM
I went and looked, but I has no Ebay account.

I might make one later one tonight, though.
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 15, 2010, 03:42:41 AM
have you made any with those new colors that you mentioned getting recently?
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 15, 2010, 07:32:52 AM
I keep getting outbid.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 15, 2010, 11:09:28 AM
Iason your avatar is THE SHIT

Nigel, I'm watching all your beads even though I don't like the colors. Yes, I'm a picky bitch, but if just "watching" helps, well then I'm doing slightly more than nothing ;)

I do like the peach/yellow ones though
Title: Re: Shameless whoring
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2010, 04:36:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 15, 2010, 03:42:41 AM
have you made any with those new colors that you mentioned getting recently?


They haven't arrived yet... hoping they will today.