Please, Discordia, help me FIGHT THE "MAN," where "MAN" is my asshole neighbors. I propose we get as many people as possible to snail-mail the following letter to my neighbors in an attempt to get them to quit being trash.
(http://loki.discoflux.com/img/ldd-notice.png)
If enough people sign up I'll release the actual letter in PDF format along with the address to which you should mail the letter.
Other people live in Wyoming?
One small correction: it is spelled "whooping". Unless they are actually playing basketball at all hours of the night, in which case :x
:kingmeh:
But srsly, I'd change the bit about non-fiction books. It's worth something if they read any books at all, based on my assumptions about these people you speak of.
Count me in.
I'll totally do it, if you fix "hooping" and change the last bit from a repeat of "entertainment" to "squandering of time".
I'd do it.
Quote from: Nigel on December 01, 2008, 01:34:51 AM
I'll totally do it, if you fix "hooping" and change the last bit from a repeat of "entertainment" to "squandering of time".
noted and agreed. i didn't realize i repeated 'entertainment' until after i posted this :/
Quote from: vexati0n on December 01, 2008, 02:19:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 01, 2008, 01:34:51 AM
I'll totally do it, if you fix "hooping" and change the last bit from a repeat of "entertainment" to "squandering of time".
noted and agreed. i didn't realize i repeated 'entertainment' until after i posted this :/
You're a terrible person.
who needs a review process?
That's what we're for.
I'll send one.
Question: do you intend to do follow-up? For example, if the letters do help the situation, will you want congratulatory letters send (containing Pope cards as a reward?)?
I'll do it once the changes are made :lulz:
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 01, 2008, 03:47:30 PM
I'll send one.
Question: do you intend to do follow-up? For example, if the letters do help the situation, will you want congratulatory letters send (containing Pope cards as a reward?)?
this idea earns you 10 gold stars.
Quote from: vexati0n on December 01, 2008, 06:07:48 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 01, 2008, 03:47:30 PM
I'll send one.
Question: do you intend to do follow-up? For example, if the letters do help the situation, will you want congratulatory letters send (containing Pope cards as a reward?)?
this idea earns you 10 gold stars.
Sweet. I'm only 30 away from winning a Razor scooter.
bonus round:
wouldn't it be funny to mail them a bunch of used college textbooks?
http://www.amazon.com/History-Government-Earliest-Times/dp/0198207905/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1228196761&sr=8-1
kinda expensive, but something like this
i could send from sweden if that would be desiderated. (this word is from a dictionary)
i'll do it. but as a personal rule, i'd like to write my own letter, so i'd need minor details about them.
nothing scary; #of people, particular offenses, etc... and i'll run the text by you prior to sending, since you're their neighbor and have to live with them and all.
or, if you can get enough people involved, they can be sent fines and fees from fake organizations for being who and what they are. something like:
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"The Superior Court of Superior Americans has found you in violation of these basic functions of erudition, amicability and not-whooping-and-hollering:
[following would be replaced by details]:
* All domestic primates are herewith held to standards and practices of controlling offspring and rearing them with the capacity for respect, quietude and adequate personal hygiene.
* Literacy levels are expected to be cultivated and maintained as such that they permit ease of communication, as well as communication of a wide spectrum of topics and issues, not just pop culture backwash.
* No whooping-and-hollering.
Further incursion will result in corrective action, up to and including:
Fines not to exceed $1000 (one thousand dollars), and/or up to 6 (six) months in sociololgical reprogramming.
This is your final warning. Have a nice day.
-SCSA
or something
I'm trying to refrain from mentioning any specific "penalties" or "consequences" in case they call the FBI and accuse us of using the USPS to harass them, which is actually illegal.
fair enough. i still think it should sound more official, though.