Blarg!
OMG!
You weren't kidding when you said this has been a hell of a night, Roger!
That Antabuse is wicked stuff fer sher......hope Steve enjoys his bouron. :twisted:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerCrazy Steve called me tonight ... "Ya gotta come, Roger, Millie's in real trouble. She drank way too much, and I don't know what to do. She might DIE!" ... Crazy Steve was feeding her cheap gin, and holding a pill bottle.
What sort of twisted fucking logic makes that seem like a good idea?
Please tell me that you kicked him hard enough so that he can't breed.
Please.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOMG!
You weren't kidding when you said this has been a hell of a night, Roger!
That Antabuse is wicked stuff fer sher......hope Steve enjoys his bouron. :twisted:
This place is really bringing out my dark side.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerCrazy Steve called me tonight ... "Ya gotta come, Roger, Millie's in real trouble. She drank way too much, and I don't know what to do. She might DIE!" ... Crazy Steve was feeding her cheap gin, and holding a pill bottle.
What sort of twisted fucking logic makes that seem like a good idea?
Please tell me that you kicked him hard enough so that he can't breed.
Please.
Gaze upon the Merehume(tm), in all his glory...and dispair.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOMG!
You weren't kidding when you said this has been a hell of a night, Roger!
That Antabuse is wicked stuff fer sher......hope Steve enjoys his bouron. :twisted:
This place is really bringing out my dark side.
Maybe you're right and it's almost time to move one, then.
What you just described would bring out anybody's dark side.
I'm with Guido......hope you stopped Steve from breeding.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerGaze upon the Merehume(tm), in all his glory...and dispair.
Bother. :evil: I understand that you are but one good reverend against the tide and that there are so many more like Crazy Steve but that isn't going to stop me holding you personally responsible if those two breed.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerGaze upon the Merehume(tm), in all his glory...and dispair.
Bother. :evil: I understand that you are but one good reverend against the tide and that there are so many more like Crazy Steve but that isn't going to stop me holding you personally responsible if those two breed.
The worst part is, Crazy Steve and Millie are only two of my neighbors, and NOT the worst two (just the closest).
Two miles in the other direction, the tard in the clapboard house flies a KKK flag.
No shit.
I'm trying to think of a suitable way of introducing myself. So far, I haven't been able to...
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMaybe you're right and it's almost time to move one, then.
Not until I purge this place.
I owe it to myself, and I owe it to society.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerGaze upon the Merehume(tm), in all his glory...and dispair.
Bother. :evil: I understand that you are but one good reverend against the tide and that there are so many more like Crazy Steve but that isn't going to stop me holding you personally responsible if those two breed.
Sounds like you realize that we got us a whole country full of Steve and Millies, don't you Guido?
Not everyone is like them, thank Goddess, but enough are that it's scary.
Time to go meditate using the new mantra Hugh put on the forums today.
::Bella chugs the last of her wine cooler and prepares to shut the existence of millions of Steves and Millies out of her mind::
By the way...it is my understanding that Millie can NOT breed, due to a complicated abortion twenty years ago (bear in mind that Millie is 34).
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerGaze upon the Merehume(tm), in all his glory...and dispair.
Bother. :evil: I understand that you are but one good reverend against the tide and that there are so many more like Crazy Steve but that isn't going to stop me holding you personally responsible if those two breed.
The worst part is, Crazy Steve and Millie are only two of my neighbors, and NOT the worst two (just the closest).
Two miles in the other direction, the tard in the clapboard house flies a KKK flag.
No shit.
I'm trying to think of a suitable way of introducing myself. So far, I haven't been able to...
For
real?
A KKK flag.
Purge the fuckers.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom::Bella chugs the last of her wine cooler and prepares to shut the existence of millions of Steves and Millies out of her mind::
Can't be done. You can't shove the redneck Genie back into the gin bottle.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom::Bella chugs the last of her wine cooler and prepares to shut the existence of millions of Steves and Millies out of her mind::
Can't be done. You can't shove the redneck Genie back into the gin bottle.
I know, but I can get drunk and pretend for a little while.
Stick my head in the sand for just a little while, all the while knowing that
it's just pretend and they will still be here when I open my eyes again.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerGaze upon the Merehume(tm), in all his glory...and dispair.
Bother. :evil: I understand that you are but one good reverend against the tide and that there are so many more like Crazy Steve but that isn't going to stop me holding you personally responsible if those two breed.
The worst part is, Crazy Steve and Millie are only two of my neighbors, and NOT the worst two (just the closest).
Two miles in the other direction, the tard in the clapboard house flies a KKK flag.
No shit.
I'm trying to think of a suitable way of introducing myself. So far, I haven't been able to...
For real?
A KKK flag.
Purge the fuckers.
So far, I haven't been able to think of anything suitable.
By the way, Ray (I understand that is his name) is a typical White supremacist...that is to sy, the WORST example of the White genotype. I've seen him once. Pale, skinny, crooked teeth, and no chin. Obviously, an Ubermensch in the style of Goebbels.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom::Bella chugs the last of her wine cooler and prepares to shut the existence of millions of Steves and Millies out of her mind::
Can't be done. You can't shove the redneck Genie back into the gin bottle.
I know, but I can get drunk and pretend for a little while.
Stick my head in the sand for just a little while, all the while knowing that
it's just pretend and they will still be here when I open my eyes again.
"The very deep did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea."--Samuel Coleridge Taylor,
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
I'm totally not drunk enough yet......that poem just evoked the most horrible images from my childhood.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm totally not drunk enough yet......that poem just evoked the most horrible images from my childhood.
Well, then:
The many men, so beautiful!
And they all dead did lie:
And a thousand thousand slimy things
Lived on; and so did I--Same poem
Thank you, now I can sleep in peace without images of the old neighbors
rampaging through my brain.
PS: That really is a killer poem, tho, isn't it?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThank you, now I can sleep in peace without images of the old neighbors
rampaging through my brain.
PS: That really is a killer poem, tho, isn't it?
Yes, indeed. Dozens of normal people would make room on the bus for whatever dope-fiend wrote THAT brain damaged gibberish.
Xanadu is even weirder. Not the stuff you dream up over a cup of coffee.
I love Xanadu, too.
I think the author really was a dope fiend, wasn't he?
PS: I think the wine just kicked in for real. Nitey nite.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI love Xanadu, too.
I think the author really was a dope fiend, wasn't he?
PS: I think the wine just kicked in for real. Nitey nite.
1. Yes, he was a morphine addict.
2. G'night. Don't let the giant bed-squid bite.
Thanks....no giant bed-squids in sight.
But my heard hurts something fierce today.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks....no giant bed-squids in sight.
But my heard hurts something fierce today.
Wine will do that to your "heard", and your speling. :D
::singing::
most folks won't eat a skunk,
but then again some folk'll
like cletus the slack-jawed yokel
have you gifted the magic bottle of burboun to him yet?
hope you didn't use anything good, like "blind-man moonshine"
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks....no giant bed-squids in sight.
But my heard hurts something fierce today.
Wine will do that to your "heard", and your speling. :D
Oh, my......that was a doozy of a mistake alright.
Yup...the wine did a real number on both my "heard" and my spelling.
The head feels a bit better now, so hopefully, the spelling is also shaping up.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBy the way, Ray (I understand that is his name) is a typical White supremacist...that is to sy, the WORST example of the White genotype. I've seen him once. Pale, skinny, crooked teeth, and no chin. Obviously, an Ubermensch in the style of Goebbels.
Now that's quite enough Sullying of Nietzsche thankyou...
Just turn up with a good ol' fashioned all-american weapon, "a wooden baseball bat" and send him on a line drive past the third baseman and into left field. Again, and again, and again...
Although my personal preference would bo to hunt white supremecists for sport, but unfortunately many of them are also raging gun-nut survivalists, meaning they can be incredibly resourceful, if lacking in the IQ stakes, thick-skulled as geno himself, and dull as a wet weekend when it comes to lining up their synapses.
Anyone else find it odd that the NRA was formed shortly after the KKK went underground?
Quote from: sakredchao::singing::
most folks won't eat a skunk,
but then again some folk'll
like cletus the slack-jawed yokel
have you gifted the magic bottle of burboun to him yet?
hope you didn't use anything good, like "blind-man moonshine"
Actually, yes, I did.
I made the event an excuse to meet Ray.
Look for part 4 in a half hour or so.
Yay! 8)
::Bella grabs a beer and settles in to wait for the next installment::
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYay! 8)
::Bella grabs a beer and settles in to wait for the next installment::
Okay, it's up.
K, I'm gonna go take a look. :twisted:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Can't be done. You can't shove the redneck Genie back into the gin bottle.
Ehehee. That is
so my signature in another forum now!
roger, you are officially my hero.
Quote from: sakredchaoroger, you are officially my hero.
Now you know why this forum was named for the good Rev. :twisted:
Quote from: sakredchaoroger, you are officially my hero.
Well, I'll have to decline THAT job...though I would be more then happy to be your Short Duration Personal Savior (tm).
sweet jesus, where do i send the $35?
Quote from: sakredchaosweet jesus, where do i send the $35?
As a Renegade Subgenius (tm), I am happy to dispense my dubious services free of charge.
wow, that -is- renegade for a subgenius.
Quote from: sakredchaowow, that -is- renegade for a subgenius.
Yeah. I also use big GREEN straps!
Ho ho! THAT'LL piss "bob" off!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: sakredchaowow, that -is- renegade for a subgenius.
Yeah. I also use big GREEN straps! Ho ho! THAT'LL piss "bob" off!
Pissing bob off too? Sounds like you're audacious enough to head up your own religion? :wink:
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: sakredchaowow, that -is- renegade for a subgenius.
Yeah. I also use big GREEN straps! Ho ho! THAT'LL piss "bob" off!
Pissing bob off too? Sounds like you're audacious enough to head up your own religion? :wink:
That sounds like work.
No kidding. :shock:
Perish the thought of all that work.
That's why I don't want my own country, either.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: sakredchaowow, that -is- renegade for a subgenius.
Yeah. I also use big GREEN straps! Ho ho! THAT'LL piss "bob" off!
Pissing bob off too? Sounds like you're audacious enough to head up your own religion? :wink:
That sounds like work.
Since when is making money by pissing people off work? Sounds more like fun to me?
Nope. It's too much work.
Yup, that's what I think, too.
Waaay too much work.
Completely too much work.
::murderates phantom troll and starts up the barbeque::
Utterly and without question too much work.
Beyond all doubt.