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You could also write fortunes that are eerily specific (but not absurdly so) instructions, which would be a refreshing contrast to the normal vague messages you get from the cookies. Something like "Today at noon you will spot a man in tall man in a dark shirt. Talk to him."
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16614.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16614.0)
I thought it was a great idea myself....
:lulz:
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 08, 2008, 05:23:01 AM
You could also write fortunes that are eerily specific (but not absurdly so) instructions, which would be a refreshing contrast to the normal vague messages you get from the cookies. Something like "Today at noon you will spot a man in tall man in a dark shirt. Talk to him."
I like this idea.
"This cookie is poisoned!" seems like a bad idea. I love the rest though.
Quote from: Khara on December 08, 2008, 04:03:50 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16614.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16614.0)
I thought it was a great idea myself....
:lulz:
:lol:
Quote from: Khara on December 08, 2008, 04:03:50 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16614.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16614.0)
I thought it was a great idea myself....
:lulz:
I thought this topic looked familiar!
Deja vu, anyone?
Penn and Teller's "How to Play with your Food" book came with a sheet of good ones to put in cookies. My favorite was 'The chef spit in your food.'
also, i got a fortune cookie the other day that said 'A coworker will soon reveal his deep affection for you'. Seriously. why couldn't they be gender neutral?
help i am being held prisoner in a chinese cookie factory
always a classic
Do cookies feel pain?
This cookie had a cookie-wife and cookie-children, you cad!
Quote from: yhnmzw on December 09, 2008, 04:11:22 AM
Do cookies feel pain?
This cookie had a cookie-wife and cookie-children, you cad!
:lol:
Also--good on ya, revidc...you and Bella have been getting up to some srs hijinx since you came to town! ;)
Upon seeing the title of this thread, I thought, "baking and pranking? What could be better?!" I am disappointed to see there's no baking involved. :(
I shall now go off to ponder ways to bring my love of baking and weirding people out together.
Bake muffins, go down to the financial district, and give them to the day traders while dressed as a ren fest reject.
Use a terrible cockney accent.
Quote from: Eve on December 09, 2008, 05:16:46 PM
Upon seeing the title of this thread, I thought, "baking and pranking? What could be better?!" I am disappointed to see there's no baking involved. :(
I shall now go off to ponder ways to bring my love of baking and weirding people out together.
LMNO had a good suggestion....
Quote from: LMNO on December 09, 2008, 05:21:10 PM
Bake muffins, go down to the financial district, and give them to the day traders while dressed as a ren fest reject.
Use a terrible cockney accent.
BUT..... the fortune cookies evolved from the EGGgasm to our original version of cookieGASM which was homemade cokkies with messages baked inside. They didn't turn out so well. You have to make sure you cookie dough is dry, or else the ink runs on the message (which makes for a dry cookie) and that every corner of the message in within the cookie or else they catch on fire. We then made our own fortune cookies but people look at you funny when you are a total stranger handing them an unwrapped cookie.
We did have the thought of writing on pieces of bacon with those purple markers buther's use but my kids weren't willing to share the bacon!
:lulz: I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves! Sounds like my kids.
Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into. Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz: I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves! Sounds like my kids.
Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into. Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.
Now I have used these the edible markers on a dish I make for halloween that looks like a graveyard, I wrote epitaphs on the crackers with these pens, never once thought about cookies. They would work awesomely!!!
Quote from: Khara on December 09, 2008, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz: I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves! Sounds like my kids.
Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into. Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.
Now I have used these the edible markers on a dish I make for halloween that looks like a graveyard, I wrote epitaphs on the crackers with these pens, never once thought about cookies. They would work awesomely!!!
Yeah, could you imagine handing out large, pretty-icing'd cookies with the words "HAIRY BALLS!" on them? :lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 09, 2008, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz: I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves! Sounds like my kids.
Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into. Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.
Now I have used these the edible markers on a dish I make for halloween that looks like a graveyard, I wrote epitaphs on the crackers with these pens, never once thought about cookies. They would work awesomely!!!
Yeah, could you imagine handing out large, pretty-icing'd cookies with the words "HAIRY BALLS!" on them? :lulz:
ZOMG brainwave here - what if you made cookies and used strands of spun sugar on top with the "HAIRY BALLS"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/spunsugar.jpg)
:lulz: I'm thinking this can take on a whole new GASM!!!!!
I would be willing to go in on some custom, commercial fortune cookies with a few other people, if anyone was up for it...
Quote from: Khara on December 09, 2008, 08:00:45 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 09, 2008, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 09, 2008, 05:35:48 PM
:lulz: I love that your kids wanted to eat the bacon themselves! Sounds like my kids.
Yeah...fortune cookies or cookies with words written in icing is probably all you can hope for...they do have dough pens these days...that might be worth looking into. Sugar cookies are especially dry and good for writing on.
Now I have used these the edible markers on a dish I make for halloween that looks like a graveyard, I wrote epitaphs on the crackers with these pens, never once thought about cookies. They would work awesomely!!!
Yeah, could you imagine handing out large, pretty-icing'd cookies with the words "HAIRY BALLS!" on them? :lulz:
ZOMG brainwave here - what if you made cookies and used strands of spun sugar on top with the "HAIRY BALLS"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Siochain/spunsugar.jpg)
:lulz: I'm thinking this can take on a whole new GASM!!!!!
:lulz: Evil! I love it!
they make food coloring markers :lulz:
Quote from: YattoDobbs on December 09, 2008, 09:55:25 PM
they make food coloring markers :lulz:
"Skerple" neutral, smell, lightfast -now with 10% less lead for cooking pleasures
Quote from: F.M.E on December 09, 2008, 10:16:51 PM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on December 09, 2008, 09:55:25 PM
they make food coloring markers :lulz:
"Skerple" neutral, smell, lightfast -now with 10% less lead for cooking pleasures
And as hilarious as THAT is I think the fact the food markers are called........
FOODOODLER
http://www.foodoodler.com/markers.htm (http://www.foodoodler.com/markers.htm)
FOODOODLER! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
they bleed like a motherfucker, though...very watery
synchronicity with this thread, I went out to a Chinese buffet tonight,
my fortune was
you are about to be $8.95 poorer ($6.95 if you got the lunch buffet)
I :lulz: loud enough to make people look, the best and most accurate fortune i have ever gotten.
Quote from: Jenne on December 10, 2008, 07:52:55 PM
they bleed like a motherfucker, though...very watery
...
It took me about half a minute to realize this WASN'T a horrible innuendo.
For those who want to bake their own fortune cookies and are capable of German http://www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/59711021822544,66/Chinesische-Glueckskekse.html
I'll give them a try soon.